hey guys so i’ve returned from my hiatus && will hopefully be active for real now after like. months. being inactive

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@lacyfrench-blog
hey guys so i’ve returned from my hiatus && will hopefully be active for real now after like. months. being inactive
im depressed and will probs not be on here again whoops
icons are taking 8 years because i dont have photoshop, sorry
off to make icons bbl
@lacyfrench / cont.
FAUX OFFENSE WEARS LIKE PRADA ON BLONDE QUEEN , ❝ you did not just call me a pussy . ❞
amusement flickers, smile pulling at her lips, “ well, you were acting like a pussy, blondie. what’re ya ‘fraid of making ya back out! “
chooseboth replied to your post: mila, my ho, gon do my theme on here for me i...
!!! I have ali on my multi!
i went exclusive w/ my friend’s ali sorry ):
You’ll huff and puff?
Ruby Lucas in Once Upon a Time, 1.15 “Red Handed”
‘ so you’re like… step-mom-ty ? ’
your favorite aunt + nephew duo.
@truebelieved | @oflightanddark as loved by emma & kayla
promo credit @ evilsmade
mila, my ho, gon do my theme on here for me i would die for her && she got me to make a spencer account
❛ alright , i’m stepping away from this situation . ❜
“ don’t be a pussy, ali! ”
I really want a one night stand where she snuck out before he woke up and he tried looking her up but he didn’t even know her full name, so he moved on. Move on years down the road and he’s just gotten engaged and at the engagement part he’s introduced to her sister that’s been living overseas for the past few days, but who is it, that girl from all those years ago. Better yet, meet her child, wait, why do they his eyes.
RONI.
all roni wants to do is clean up the bar from the night’s festivities, without the other woman talking incoherently in her ear while she does it. the brunette takes on a rather ANNOYED tone & puts her hand on her hip, eyeing her. ❝ no, you can’t. look at yourself ! i vowed never to judge anybody who walks into this bar, but you’re —– you’re treading on thin ice. i’m worried about you, lace. ❞
if lacey was capable of looking at herself she was SURE she looked fine-- looked beautiful, hot, cool, whatever fucking synonym she could think of for amazing and good at her damn job. she stomps her foot, a bit childish but who could blame her! “ what! are ya threatening to what? break the ice? i look fine what is there to be worried about! look, my part of the bar is clean-- cept that one lil spill but i’ll get that! “
“Are you just going to wear a T-shirt that says ‘costume’ on it?”
“... I’ve been forbidden from wearing my sexy librarian costume to work.”
halloween sentence starters
Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
at a party
“I love the decorations.”
“There are so many sexy kitties in here.”
“Am I the only one in costume?”
“I’m not sure if this room is full of strangers or if I just can’t recognize anyone because of the costumes.”
“Do I hear ‘Monster Mash’ playing?”
“Come on, let’s dance. Even the skeletons are doing it.”
“Did someone spike the punch?”
“I hate costume parties…”
at a haunted house
“This stuff’s for babies.”
“AAAAAHHHHH!”
“Hey, can we…go home? Not that I’m scared.”
“BOO!”
“Wait, are you actually scared?”
“FuCK NO–”
“That makeup is so realistic.”
“I paid $40 so I better die.”
alone
“You should hang out with me later. I’m gonna marathon a bunch of movies.”
“[text] Hey, it’s me. I heard banging noises and I’m terrified. Please save me.”
“Halloween?? With friends?? What friends?”
“[text] I just heard some weird noises. [text] No I’m being serious. [text] I need you ri”
“I’m probably just going to stay up all night so the ghosts don’t kill me.”
“I’ll just be chilling with the monsters under my bed.”
“Maybe I’ll summon a demon so I have someone to hang out with.”
“Do ghosts like Netflix?”
with kids
“Don’t eat all your candy at once!”
“Aw~ I love your costume.”
“And who are you?”
“Look, man. You can’t give toothbrushes to kids on Halloween.”
“Trick or treat!”
“Let me check those before you eat them.”
“UGH, why am I stuck with a bunch of babies?”
“I wish it was socially acceptable for me to trick or treat on my own, but it’s not, so.”
with friends
“We should egg his/her/their house.”
“Help me with my costume!”
“TIME TO GET SPOOKY.”
“Are you just going to wear a T-shirt that says ‘costume’ on it?”
“Should we be drinking this much?”
“The ouija board says you’re a little shit.”
“Let’s tell ghost stories.”
“Time to join the skeleton war, bitches.”
as a flirt
“You look so hot in that.”
“After being freaks, are we gonna get freaky?”
“[jumps into __’s arms out of fear]”
“Your outfit is scary…take it off.”
“I came in here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat.”
“If I was in a scary movie, I’d want to be trapped with you.”
“You–uh–spooked…my heart.”
“I’d let you haunt me all night long.”
misc.
“Let’s carve a pumpkin!”
“I’d be a witch in another life.”
“I wonder if I still have that ouija board…”
“Do you believe in ghosts?”
“What costume are you wearing?”
“Let’s pull a prank.”
“I hate Halloween.”
“Can you tell me why you have an actual skeleton in your closet?”
oflightanddark:
she took the bottle in her hand, mumbling a thank you to the bartender before taking a sip. ‘ name’s MADELYN. ’ she hums, tossing her a smile. ‘ you’re lacey, right ? ’
lacey popped the tab on the discarded can, not hesitating to down at least a quarter of the can in one go. she holds up a manicured hand as she swallows the last of the beer. hand lowering she flashes a grin. “ guilty as charged. heard stories ? “
SHANE MADEJ STENTENCE STARTERS ! ( PT. 1 )
i watched around 60+ buzzfeed videos to do this but here it is : an assorted sentence pack of shane madej quotes from buzzfeed videos other than buzzfeed : unsovled ! there’s plenty of buzzfeed : unsloved memes going around so i thought it nice to shed some light on other things shane has said in other material . feel free to change any pronouns in anyway you’d like !
❛ i feel like i’m in the fourth dimension ! ❜ ❛ am i yelling ? ❜ ❛ so when do people wear this ? when they sleep ? when they make love ? ❜ ❛ i’m so glad this isn’t cake ! ❜ ❛ this was my favorite toy . forever . ❜ ❛ this is so much better than cake . ❜ ❛ i eat to live but i don’t live to eat . ❜ ❛ here’s to a great week of being sludge buds . ❜ ❛ hey , look ! there’s some vomit on the stairs … and here’s my dinner ! ❜ ❛ i’ve been eating muck since tuesday . i’m … sad ? and kinda delirious . ❜ ❛ the other night i was falling asleep and i just started thinking about bread . ❜ ❛ some bread is airy , some bread is , like , cakey … what was the question ? ❜ ❛ food is great . don’t ever take food for granted , it’s the best . ❜ ❛ because i’m a fun guy and i know how to party . ❜ ❛ where’s all this liquid go ? are we filling up like balloons right now ? ❜ ❛ alright , i’m stepping away from this situation . ❜ ❛ what have you done ?! your blood ! your precious blood ! ❜ ❛ all that for a banana ? ❜ ❛ i’m gonna look like seacrest after this . ❜ ❛ i don’t pay attention to my face . i know it’s here . ❜ ❛ dancing little ice globes , dancing across my face . ❜ ❛ this is everything that i want forever . ❜ ❛ we’re gonna get snails put on our face , for some reason . ❜ ❛ do you mind eating this asparagus and then peeing into this cup for me ? ❜ ❛ meet me in the studio . bring your cup of pee . ❜ ❛ i don’t know why we did this , because you can’t smell it , but , i assure you , it’s revolting . ❜ ❛ i’ve climbed a whole bunch of ladders . whole bunch of stairs . vertical ascension , i’m pretty good at it . ❜ ❛ i don’t think i’m scared of heights . i’ll find out when i get to the top . ❜ ❛ i worked very hard to be this tall ! ❜ ❛ i’m just here ‘cause this is the stuff they make us do . ❜ ❛ i feel like it’s eating my skin but in a good way . ❜ ❛ well , you know , we do whatever we want around here . ❜ ❛ i imagine it’s going to be someone towering over me and telling me , very loudly , that i’m not trying hard enough ‘cause i probably won’t be . ❜ ❛ at the end of the day my goal is to remain alive . ❜ ❛ it’s about what i expected which is pretty rough . ❜ ❛ it was one of the low points in my life but , once again , entirely worth it . ❜ ❛ he looked like he was gonna throw up a couple times . to be fair , though , i also almost threw up . ❜ ❛ have you ever seen a head more ready to get a snake put on it ? ❜ ❛ you know , sometimes you hear people breathing in your ear but very rarely a snake . ❜ ❛ i could have done that for like four or five more hours . ❜ ❛ right now i look like shit but , ten minutes from now , i’m gonna look like ryan seacrest ! ❜ ❛ holy cow , those are brows ! ❜ ❛ now i understand what furries are all about . ❜ ( singing ) ❛ who’s a milky piggy ? me ! me ! me ! ❜ ❛ i don’t wanna see that in the mirror ever again . ❜ ❛ hey , i’m the world’s biggest soup fan ! that’s what i’m trying to say here . ❜ ❛ well , only twenty eight more minutes of this . so i’m going to die . ❜ ❛ this is all natural , baby ! ❜ ❛ if you just imagine a root beer float but without any moisture . that’s what you’re about to experience . ❜ ❛ definitely thinking outside the box , and that’s respectable . maybe they should start keeping it inside the box , though . ❜
as loved by bethany.