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hatchan

I need to see someone do this exact bit as a drag performance

evelynhawth

*When Katia first joined the royal court*

Katia: Why does the Ai call you baby girl?

Carl: Katia, do me a favor. Why don't we stop talking for a little while?

privateffdonut

The most realistic thing about Dungeon Crawler Carl is homie saying he needs to preserve his 10 cigarettes and then running out 4 days in

driver-kid

Crawlertober Day 6 - Torches

The Princess Posse extends a required invitation to Princess Donut’s Torch Sale. You will take a torch, and you will leave with a torch. Do not resist.

@crawlertober

greenekangaroo

I feel like we all need to understand that Carl is canonically six foot three and over two hundred pounds. The webtoon does him fucking dirty and so do a lot of the fanartists. Stop twinkificating characters because you hate fat people god its embarassing and pathetic.

cmondonut

thank you thank you thank you

rictthesilly

THIS!!! THIS!!! I despise the webtoon with all my heart. WHY is he a twink. Even before the crawl he was built. He worked & lived on a ranch AND worked in the coast guard. What is this whimpy bs

#CARL IS BEEFY #STOP ALL THIS ANTI BEEF RHETORIC

krebkrebkreb

if your favorite oc ever broke containment and developed their own fandom, what would the most pervasive discourse about them be?

too beautiful/smart/skilled/strong/perfect/etc

blatantly evil in some way

was mean to someone once

the unforgivable crime of just being kind of annoying

“in the way” of a popular ship

age gap relationship (2-10 years)

age gap relationship (10-30 years)

age gap relationship (30+ years)

a stereotype/“bad representation”

female

op you forgot ______

character is bald / im bald / see answers

Voting ended onMay 6

(i’m not giving a “multiple apply” option on this one. pick the most applicable/what you think would be the most argued about.)

krebkrebkreb

incredibly pleased that everyone is following the instructions i forgot to give and reblogging to explain their choice in the tags 🙏 more of that please i want to know about your ocs and also i love you

#She is always doing the most #and that's because she doesn't feel worthy of nice things #so she must make herself valuable #and she gets a bit neurotic #especially when things go off script #id just need get Fandom to see that shes just the physical representation of #why wasn't i good enough #why can't i be the one that someone chooses #i can prove myself valuable i swear

huntress1013

NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

infectiouspiss

the fanfiction inside my head should be considered lost media

beegonethots

Explaining tumblr to anyone

robotmango

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

berlynn-wohl

hope it’s not too late; I made this in Scriptorium

a-book-of-creatures

Make more unicorns built like draught horses. Put some meat on those things. No more delicate pretty unicorns, I want unicorns with bulging muscular necks and barrel-like ribcages and pillar-like legs and hooves bigger than dinner plates. They need to be able to impale and lift an elephant on their horns

a-book-of-creatures

They need to be terrifying. You know that feeling when you jump a fence and suddenly you a massive bull bearing down? That’s what they need to elicit. The sheer terror of being run down by a mountain of meat with a single very sharp horn in front

a-book-of-creatures

They can keep the beards and the tufty liony tails. They’re cutes :3