Space Slut

25, LGBTQ+, She/Her or They/Them artist, writer, gamer, bruja, nerd. My alt account is Colourful-Arpeggio. I’m a mobile user, so it might say my follows are from that account

[ozempicofficial]

[artofmaquenda]

Devotion

Saw this news and I had to make a rough sketch about it. 🥹 We humans always underestimate the empathy and care of other animals..

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[privateffdonut]

Today, my coworkers were arguing about if a hotdog or cheeseburger is a sandwich and I said that they're all sandwiches, just different species and they loved it enough, I received a framed achievement for "World's Best Explanation" and a laminated poster with my quote on it

Edited for confidentiality, obviously, but I'm honored. Truly

[privateffdonut]

To the OverWatch player named WindyRunner, who didn't respond when I typed "Bridge 4!" whatsoever, I hope you were offended when I followed up with "no bridge 4? Moash behavior."

[hardgockcafe]

The only things I’m memorializing today are a couple beers

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

1 like = 1 dead US soldier 1 reblog = we fuck his wife

[fleshengine]

This bratwurst I'm eating rn symbolizes my dick in his wife's pussy. Or something idk, it's too good to come up with something wittier rn.

[incorrectfantasyquotes]

Shallan: experiencing symptoms

Shallan:

Shallan: ignoring them

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[privateffdonut]

Rip Yumi, you would've loved hating on Gen AI

[shreekofjoy]

She did murder one canonically

[stormlightsnorter]

the father machine is WAY cooler than ChatGPT or whatever. Using the souls of your makers in an endless cycle of deception in darkness is awesome

[privateffdonut]

I could be pro-gen ai if it was fueled on the souls of billionaires 🧐

[privateffdonut]

Rip Yumi, you would've loved hating on Gen AI

[privateffdonut]

Fiance walked into the room, tears in his eyes the other day. I immediately grow worried and get up to go to him.

"What's wrong, my love? What happened?" I ask, concern obvious.

He sniffs, once. Twice. "I just finished Era 1 of Mistborn."

[spellbound037]

For some reason I misread this and, without question, immediately accepted that the parents of the person OP was talking about had named him Flance.

[privateffdonut]

I'm snorting at Flance, omg 😭🤣 I'm changing his contact name immediately

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.