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Make   an   𝐸𝑁𝑇𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐸   to   𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄.

[ladnce]

📝  ladnce  .ᐟ  𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞,  𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬-𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲  𝐄𝐒𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐀  of  disney's  𝘛𝘏𝘌  𝘏𝘜𝘕𝘊𝘏𝘉𝘈𝘊𝘒  𝘖𝘍  𝘕𝘖𝘛𝘙𝘌  𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘌.  canon  compliant  and  canon  divergent  +  headcanons  .ᐟ  CROSSOVER  AND  OC  FRIENDLY.  ACTIVITY  LEVEL:  average.  accepting  memes,  old  or  new.  Please  be  atleast  21+.  minors  and  personal  blogs  will  be  blocked.

                                                           ❝   𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   ❞ ♥   (   𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓   )   ♥   +   ♥   (   𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒   )   ♥   +   ♥   (  𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐒   )   ♥

                                              ❝    𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄  𝐒𝐇𝐄  𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒  𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇    ❞ 🩰  @seachant  |  tba  |  tba  |  |  tba  |  |  tba  |  |  tba  |  |  tba  |  |  tba

[ladnce]

PSPSPS come crack ship with me and esme?

[ladnce]

There is my boy ahh!!

[ladnce]

also i love her and might make the thing.

[ladnce]

how many brain cells do you have?

you have three (3) brain cells

knowledge is power. be careful of how you use it. if you ever say you're dumb i don't trust you. either you're lying or you don't use the three whole brain cells you've been blessed with

[ladnce]

PSPSPS come crack ship with me and esme?

[rpmemegraveyard]

The 'yes or no' game.

Send my muse "❓+" alongside harsh hitting questions, scenarios, anything question-related really, but they can only answer with "yes" or "no". Nothing more, nothing less.

[ladnce]

open.

' You want me to go down there? I think not.'

[ladnce]

⸻  ❝ @seachant  ❞ you remember how bad it was last time.

'  Yeah  but  last  time  It  was  unexpected,  this  time  we  got  the  advantage.'  She  assured  Ariel  as  they  hid  behind  a  wall,  looking  towards  the  area  they  were  trying  to  get  to.  She  felt  abit  bad  she  dragged  Ariel  into  her  little  heist  but  at  the  same  time  she  felt  relief,  because  she  wasn't  alone.  '  I  can  try  and  sneak  by  the  guards  there  if  you  wanna  distract  them.'

[ladnce]

⸻  ❝ @villainoustm  ❞ so much for laying low. from kida?

'  I  wasn't  expecting  the  guards  to  be  there,  sons  of  bitches.'  Esmeralda  said  as  she  groaned  as  she  sat  herself  down,  noticing  some  blood  through  her  sleeve  she  pushed  it  aside  to  reveal  the  scratch  from  their  weapons.  '  They  are  getting  pretty  confident  in  themselves.'  Esmeralda  tore  a  piece  of  material  from  her  dress,  using  that  to  wrap  around  the  bullet  scratch.  '  Someone  must've  told  them  we  were  gonna  be  there.'

[mcflymemes]

"STOP PUTTING YOURSELF INTO DANGER!" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for expressing your fear that the person you care about might get themselves hurt if they keep acting like this, adjust as necessary

i thought i told you to stay back.

i love you too much to let you get hurt like this.

this affects me, too, you know.

every time you leave, i sit up all night waiting, praying you'll come back alive.

you keep pulling stunts like this and something bad will happen.

do you have a death wish or something?

this isn't fair to me.

i deserve better than this.

i didn't get any sleep last night because i was so worried about you.

you promised me you'd stop going out at night.

i don't like hearing this.

you've been risking your life, and for what? so you can feel like a goddamn hero?

i said i would handle it.

what the fuck are you doing here?

you told me you'd stay put.

so much for laying low.

you remember how bad it was last time.

seems like you haven't learned anything.

i believe you promised me you'd lay low.

i can't keep doing this.

don't give me that look.

we'll discuss this later.

this stops now.

i'm tired of picking up the pieces once you've left.

you keep throwing yourself into danger.

you don't give a shit about yourself, do you?

i'm sitting here, worried out of my mind, while you're out doing god knows what.

that was really stupid of you, and you know it.

i thought you knew better than this.

what's your excuse this time?

you do realize what this does to me, right? seeing you get hurt like this? you know it hurts me, too?

you really don't give a shit how this affects me, huh.

that was the dumbest possible thing you could have done.

i need you to stop throwing yourself into harm's way.

that was completely unnecessary.

they had it handled.

you didn't need to step in like that.

why do you think you're invincible?

the last time you pulled a stunt like this, it nearly got you killed.

i can't just sit here and watch you get hurt.

what are you trying to prove?

you just like fucking with my heart, don't you.

this shit hurts me, too, you know.

you're not the only one affected by this shit.

you've got a lot of people counting on you to come home every night.

what happens if you don't come back?

you think we can just carry on without you?

you think i can handle things if you end up dead?

i'm not sticking around to watch you get hurt.

you're not even slick.

you think you're invincible, don't you.

quit pretending you've got everything under control.

let someone else do it for a change.

you can't keep putting yourself through shit like this and expect me to just sit back and watch.

i'm done with this.

next time you do this, i'm not coming back.

promise me this is the end.

look me in the eyes and tell me you'll stop doing this.

let the authorities deal with it.

you're making a big mistake.

is it worth dying for?

i've dealt with enough pain over the years.

[oceansprompts]

text message prompts

[text] You okay?

[text] GO TO BED!

[text] hey you better be alive in there

[text] SOS save me please holy shit

[text] call me this date is going so bad

[text] I have way too much shit to do.

[text] Honestly I'm really worried about you.

[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?

[text] Please let me come over and pet your (pet).

[text] We are in the same building, you could come talk to me.

[text] It's not going to work out.

[text] This is a terrible idea.

[text] people have fetishes

[text] They really do crucify anyone these days huh

[text] I don't know why but that really means me want to stab you

[text] That movie was awful.

[text] For the love of god please help me

[text] I fucked up. I fucked up really bad.

[text] I'm blocking you.

[text] YOU ONE BRAINCELLED BITCH

[text] I regret swiping right.

[text] Everyone lies on their dating profiles.

[text] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you.

[text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil

[text] I'm like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride

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[text] That's just all fucking sorts of fucked up

[text] Why are we here? To suffer? Every other day I get messages that cause pain

[text] In the department of old man fucking, we've got you beat.

[text] have you gotten any work done?

[text] I am beyond shame, try again

[text] You left your left your underwear at my place.

[text] Don't you dare put this on Facebook.

[text] My brother in Christ you're being haunted

[text] I want to wring you like a wet towel and slap you against a wall

[text] The mind is weak but the body is funky

[text] I'm a zombie the law can't stop me.

[text] Jealous of my massive honkers

[text] We left you to die to play minecraft

[text] She would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats

[text] I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat.

[text] I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit

[text] You said you'd be right back and it's been months.

[text] Can't we talk about this face to face?

[text] Yeah, you'll come learn I just have a thing for milk

[text] Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?

[text] Now's as good a time as any to exchange nudes.

[text] Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?

[text] I write five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is k?!

[text] Who would dare to lie on the internet?

[text] When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet

[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person

[text] And because I'm god and I've decided that; no, in fact, I'm not done.

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[text] I know you love bloopy reggae jams, now is not the time.

[text] You better not be standing catatonic in your room again.

[text] God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.

[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.

[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.

[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..

[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.

[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.

[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.

[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.

[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.

[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.

[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?

[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.

[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.

[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!

[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.

[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?

[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?

[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.

[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it…I smell like Captain America.

[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend…or it is.

[ladnce]

Bridgeton/Regency Verse (as per request for: @seachant because she my lovely nini :3)

Miss Esmeralda Valmont was not a lady one easily overlooked—though many had tried, and failed, in equal measure.

Born to a family of respectable standing yet modest fortune, she possessed neither the dazzling wealth that turned heads nor the quiet meekness that ensured invisibility. Instead, she carried herself with a certain unteachable assurance—chin lifted just so, eyes keen with observation, as though the world were a puzzle she had long since decided to solve.

Her beauty, while undeniable, was not of the delicate sort so often praised in drawing rooms. There was something sharper about her—something that lingered. A glance too direct. A smile that suggested she knew far more than she let on. Gentlemen found themselves intrigued before they could help it, and occasionally unsettled once they realized it.

Esmeralda was not inclined toward idle chatter nor the practiced coyness expected of her sex. She spoke when she had something worth saying—and when she did, it was with a wit that could charm or disarm, depending entirely on her mood. Many admired her. A fair number misjudged her. Very few truly understood her.

She had long since learned that society was a stage, and she, though unwilling, was expected to play her part. Yet Esmeralda had never been one to follow a script too closely. Rules, after all, were often written by those with the least imagination.

And so she moved through ballrooms and whispered conversations alike—not as a passive figure to be observed, but as a presence to be reckoned with.

Whether she would become the season’s most celebrated lady… or its most whispered scandal… remained, as ever, entirely in her own hands.

[fgadfanpage]

All right! Then I’ll come to see you.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996). Dir. Gary Trousdale & Kirk Wise.

[ladnce]

the finest girl in france!

[brothersebastianscompendium]

Reblog if your muse is Demi-Asexual

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[ladnce]

open.

' come out or I will use this.'