Yes

Simple af.

[paper-mario-wiki]

there's not really even a joke i can think to make about it man. i cant outdo the event itself.

on stage in front of a crowd of people by a cis man while debating in favor of regulation for trans gun owners.

like. the joke already happened. i just watched it.

[paper-mario-wiki]

i somehow already forgot the biggest stupidest part

it was under this banner

[expressions-of-nature]

Mount Volosyanaya, Russia by Olga Potapova

[dsmsix]

[dsmsix]

[naamahdarling]

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

[rubinaito-inactive]

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

[lavena]

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

[miss-nerd-alert]

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

[ladroncillo]

Fui a ver esta maravilla de película, Drácula, a love tale…

Claramente vi los detalles de edición, unas veces fue dolorosamente visible (dolorosamente porque no estoy instruido en ese arte y aún así pude ver esos tremendos cambios bruscos de escena/sonido), pude ver los saltos de género que desvistieron de horror a la película y le dieron más bien un tono humorístico/romántico, y el esposo… pfff, no sé si ese personaje fue diseñado así o el actor sencillamente no las daba, pero fuera de eso…

¡Qué maravilla! Amé al conde y a Nina, Elisabeta. En el corto tiempo de la película, pude ver rasgos muy característicos y pulidos de sus personalidades y eso me encantó. Me gustó el Drácula, maléfico y terrífico hacia todo menos hacia el amor de su vida, y Nina, igual de enamorada, encuentra su camino de vuelta a él sin pelear con las memorias, sin creer que está loca.

AMÉ la escena cuando usa la cajita en la habitación y su conversación se vuelve juguetona, suplicante, y por fin se encuentran, después de 400 años. Diosas, puedo atestiguar que tal sed existe porque la he experimentado, y siento que la retrataron muy bien.

Siento que la película fue MUY corta, pero sé que tengo esa sensación porque quise más de elles, de su historia. Mamador por gusto, siseñor.

Siento que mientras la digiero, puede llegar a convertirse en una de mis confort movies sin pedos. Probablemente después haga un análisis más mamalon, por ahora solo quería venir a describir un poco la emoción que sentí, y el craving que me dejó sintiendo…

[hollowboobtheory]

imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes

[hollowboobtheory]

i’m just saying grieg went tf off!

[beardedmrbean]

[ladroncillo]

Lo que yo hago en mis listas de reproducciones anuales/de temporada es guardar emociones. Emociones que sentí en ciertas situaciones en las que quise poner un pin, porque fueron lecciones relevantes, emociones y memorias que quisiera revivir escuchando la música. A veces recuerdo, a veces no, pero lo que sí pasa es que vuelvo a sentir. Siento lo que sea que estaba sintiendo cuando dije “sí, la agrego”, y pfff.

Agradecido con el Michel que empezó a hacer eso, verdaderamente.

[ladroncillo]

Goddess: take photos of me.

me: aight bet

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

[vieneinpace]

1950s Removable Flower Petal Ashtrays

[chirmartir]

CH

[rederiswrites]

Okay two things

1) every time I see something like this, or photos of wild unrealistic landscapes that really exist, or spectacular architecture, whatever it is, I think again that when we write fantasy, we NERF REALITY. That is, here's some dude with a special interest and a brain that somehow lacks basic self preservation mechanisms, and he's out here looking like a super hero. Regular humans are capable of things we seem super human. Real landscapes are more fantastical than our fantasies. Reality is more fantastical than our fantasies.

2) how the fuck did he not kick out any windows that's the most impressive part of the whole video.

[jackhawksmoor]

this man is his own zombie apocalypse team, adding anyone else would just slow him down

[rj-abacura]

So as someone who used to teach parkour back in the day, this dude isn’t just talented. His technique is amazing.

It’s not just about not kicking out windows. Controlling how you land is about shock absorption, about minimizing the strain on your joints. It also makes you quieter when you move. A good landing should be as silent as possible, because loud landings hurt. That’s the foundation of everything else you do in parkour. So by the time you’re climbing buildings, if you’re breaking windows it means you don’t have enough control to land safely and it’s time to go back to your ground basics.

[ladroncillo]

-sir are you gonna feed the fauna (me)? Or am I gonna have to ask you to leave???

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[ladroncillo]

Am I… right to love this atrocious haircut that I did myself?

[ladroncillo]

told the moon about you

(that’s right u lil shit you’re in trouble)

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Or MAYBE the REAL PROBLEM is that YOU don't think caretaking and cleaning and food prep are CENTRAL AND VALUABLE PARTS OF LIFE instead of INHIBITIONS TO ADVENTURE