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When you're going out trick or treating early

oomshi

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

animateglee-archived

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

marcholasmoth

I’M GONNA CRY

starkstricken

PSA: DON’T USE FLASH!!!! TO TAKE PHOTOS!!!!! IN MUSEUMS OR GALLERIES!!!!!!!

so i was in front of Van Gogh’s Starry Night at the moma yesterday and this girl in front of me took a picture with the flash on (WHICH YOU DONT DO!!! EVER!!! BECAUSE FLASH IS TERRIBLE FOR PAINTINGS!!!! THERE WERE SIGNS EVERYWHERE SAYING NOT TO USE IT!!!!)

so i said “hey, dont use flash”

AND THIS MOLDY ASSBABY turns around, gives me the dirtiest look, takes ANOTHER photo WITH HER FLASH ON and fucking!!!! walks!!!! away!!!!!! and ive never come so close to beating the ever living shit out of someone before in my life.

Starry NIght is one of the most important, beloved works of art IN THE WORLD and youre such a entitled piece of shit that you risk damaging it just to get a fucking photo??????? and you know what? it doesnt even matter that it was starry night, ANY piece of art deserves to be shown safetly. just because an artist isnt famous doesnt mean you get to put their work in jeopardy. art is so fucking imporant to our histories and cultures, to our very humanity, and it makes me furious when people dont respect it.

this has been a psa from an angry art history student thank you and remember to turn off your flash

katanamasako

how it damages the painting is what I will now explain since OP just went on a rant but didn’t explain why it’s bad for paintings. Older paintings especially but also newer ones. Have you ever wandered why museum lighting is filtered into a dull yellow? Why it seems to be so dark but you don’t really pay it any mind until you step outside and you are instantly blinded by the sun?

Sunlight, full spectrum, will FADE paintings, and can even cause chemical reactions in some that cause flaking, particularly those that have been restored with certain compounds. YOU ARE LITERALLY ERASING THE ARTWORK WITH EACH FLASH.

White spectrum light is bad, blue spectrum is WORSE. light filtered through yellow filters seems to do less damage and that is why they ask you not to use flash. There are cameras now with settings for museums that disables the flash and still manage to pick out the artwork. For artists the world over, this is a huge chunk of history that can not be recreated once it is gone. Please. Respect the rules in a museum.

starkstricken

hi OP here, thank you for explaining! I honestly didn’t realize so many people didn’t know how harmful it is, so originally my post was just because i was angry people were being willfully harmful. But i realize now that a lot of people don’t know, so educating is the key!!

deadlyvibes

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me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

best-of-memes

lady-bird-pie

WHY.

terming

you have been visited by my cute bunny! reblog and the next 10 seconds of your life will be cute and cuddly.

Limos

medusolo

THE DONG DANGLER REVEALED

Okay, so ‘The Dong Dangler’ was actually this woman and her friend who literally bought 10,000 dildos, all of which were defective, so they were pretty cheap and didn’t know what to do with them I guess so they hung them around Portland.

nikaalexandra

the real spooky things

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Women Self Defense in 1947

littlekiwi37-archive

I’m not sure what’s the best part of this video: the fact that she’s in heels, the fact that she does the whole thing looking like she don’t give a fuck, that chick in the back just exercising and enjoying the show, or the fact that both men and women are observing this and the girls are laughing and the guys look concerned/pensive as fuck as they watch all their tactics get shut down like nothing is even happening.

slenders1ckn3ss

… msties is it just me or is this familiar?

leaper182

Some of these are moves I haven’t seen before.

sweaterkittensahoy

Some of this looks similar to the self defense I learned in a course three or four years ago. It’s definitely got some judo in it (arm bars, throws, fighting to and from the ground). I love this lady. She is rad. I feel like she, much like the rad lady I had as my self defense teacher, would also warn the women that if they don’t think they can gouge out someone’s eyes, don’t start trying because you’ll attack better with something you can follow through on.

hiddenlacuna

I want to just watch this on slow motion repeat until I learn all of these moves.

emkaymlp

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

blelbinems-deactivated20190925

did someone say halloween

ladyinterior

Oversized Knitted Blankets, Anna Mo

see-linewoman

I need it

khadds

Important

singleblckfemaleaddictedtoretail

Want

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i fucking need this

lady-bird-pie

I CAN MAKE GIANT DOILIES!

graphicdesignblg

Quick Tip to Draw Straight Lines & Avoid Shaky Hand Lettering by Sean McCabe Twitter: @visualvibs

be-blackstar

Ooooh

nightmarejudge

this is a good guide but every fuckin time i see this post come around i see the right gif before i see the left one and i immediately think “you’re goddamn right i’ll push a straight. shove a heterosexual right over”

lady-bird-pie

#need this