LIFE IS A DREAM

yOu SlEeP rAtHeR sOuNdLy FoR a MuRdErEr 25. She/Her. Bisexual. Aries Sun. Gemini Moon. Aquarius Rising. ENTP.

[elvinapandra]

POV : you have been scrolling for the past hour and all you see is SMUT

Please...life is lot more than fucking🙏🏻

[perpetualmaladaptivedaydream]

𝑼𝒏𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 (𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘺𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳)

[kyoshichart]

tarot cards with bg3 characters

[paperandpencilsandskips]

girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

[jacio]

highkey she is hot as fuck

[official-ibuprofen-posts]

official ibuprofen post

[alextfish]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[plumadesatada]

a gougar

[tepkunset]

when you ask a knowledge keeper something and they say "good question"

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[charitydingle]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, “Spongebob Meets The Strangler”

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[byaseashore]

[yappacadaver]

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

[bunjywunjy]

[3liza]

[seraphsfire]

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

[seraphsfire]

i have to do all the work around here

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

[maooids]

He had to fight his way to the top

[milf-adjacent]

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[catchymemes]

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[microsff]

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

[hb-not-the-pencil]

i dont make comics often but this was too cute.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[rhube]

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.