✨A Little Bit Of Everything And Nothing✨

Are You Sure You Want To Quit To The Main Menu? All Unsaved Progress Will Be Lost

[lady-hallowtide]

Chapters: 14/14 Fandom: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Floyd Leech/Yuu | Player, Azul Ashengrotto/Jade Leech, Azul Ashengrotto/Floyd Leech/Jade Leech/Yuu | Player Characters: Yuu | Player (Twisted-Wonderland), Floyd Leech, Jade Leech, Azul Ashengrotto Additional Tags: Possessive Floyd Leech, Obsessed Floyd Leech, Floyd Leech Being a Little Shit, Floyd Leech Being Floyd Leech, Jade Leech Being Jade Leech, And that’s a threat, Chaos Gremlin Leech Twins, Smitten Azul Ashengrotto, BAMF Yuu | Player (Twisted-Wonderland), Female Yuu | Player (Twisted-Wonderland), Yuu | Player is So Done (Twisted-Wonderland), Yuu | Player Has a Different Name (Twisted-Wonderland), No Grim (Twisted-Wonderland), Magic User Yuu | Player (Twisted-Wonderland), Parental Dire Crowley, Fae Shenanigans, Alternate Universe - Night Raven College is a University (Twisted-Wonderland), Twisted and Fluffy Feelings, Possessive Behaviour, world building, Morally Ambiguous Character, Octavinelle as Family (Twisted-Wonderland), Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Misunderstandings, POV Multiple, Aged-Up Character(s), Self-Indulgent, The End Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives), Everyone is a Fear Entity Avatar (The Magnus Archives), References to The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Protective Octavinelle, Fluff and Smut, Eldritch Horror, Octavinelle (Twisted-Wonderland), Cosmic Horror Meets Cozy Vibes, Eldritch Girl In Slice of Life, Post-Apocalypse But Make It Romantic, The End Has Never Been So Soft, Slice of Life but Everyone’s a Little Uncanny, No The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Knowledge Required, Miyuu ‘This Might As Well Happen’ Diaval, Emotional Intimacy Speedrun Summary:

For Avatars of the Stranger, the Spiral, and the Web a person from another world is basically catnip.

Aka, Miyuu discovers the genre has changed.

[papayafromtv]

do you guys think Jason takes advantage of the fact that he has so many underage vigilante siblings by telling them to secret shopper his goons and check that they adhere to the 'no selling to kids' rule? because i do and i think each child fucks up the job in their own spectacular way.

Nightwing, landing on a rooftop where Red Hood's speaking to one of his subordinates: yo, Hood, what's going on?

Jason: hey. just getting the report for that secret shopper thing i was gonna do with the Wayne kids.

Subordinate: yeah... uh, why are Bruce Wayne's kids taking part in this again?

Jason, without missing a beat: because non of their neighbours need their laws mowed and Brucie says it's important for kids their ages to start learning the responsibility of having a job. anyway, Damian was up tonight, right? who was he buying from, 'cause i already know they failed.

Subordinate: yeah, Rick let the kid buy from him, so he needs to be punished i guess. bought two eighths of weed and an ounce of coke without Rick even blinking.

Jason, frowning: yeah, call that guy up for me to 'speak' to-

Jason:

Jason: wait Damian bought what?

Subordinate: ...two eighths of weed and an ounce of coke?

Jason:

Dick: what's wrong?

Jason, shooting off a grapple: that little shit only gave me back the weed-

~

Jason: *crying with laughter in the middle of the street*

Dick, landing nearby: ...you ok Hood?

Jason: *wheezing*

Duke, faintly, from Jason's phone: ITS NOT FUNNY.

Dick: what's happened?

Jason: Duke- *wheeze* Duke was supposed to do his secret shopper assignment tonight, but he didn't read the memo properly and tried to buy from a group of four of my guys as Signal instead of himself,

Duke: -SHUT UP JASON.

Jason: *still struggling to breathe* so he- so he rocked up and asked to buy as Signal, and my guys all assumed he was arresting them for possession,

Dick: oh my god.

Jason: they dropped him everything they fucking had and bolted, and now he's panicking on the other end of Crime Alley because four peoples' entire product inventory is too much for him to carry in one go and he's scared of leaving any behind for kids to wander across, so he's- *collapses into more laughter*

Dick, in awe: he's just stuck guarding it?!

Duke, from Jason's phone, incredibly distressed: THE RATS ARE CIRCLING IN. I'M NOT USUALLY OUT THIS LATE. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO COME AND FUCKING HELP ME-

Jason: *loses it*

~

Dick: hey, Tim did his secret shopper thing tonight, right? how'd that go?

Jason: *head in his hands*

Dick: ...did the guy fail?

Jason, muffled: no.

Dick: then what happened?

Jason: i had him try to buy from the same guy as Damian, to see if he'd 'learned his lesson', and he refused to sell to Tim point blank.

Dick: ok...?

Jason: but then Tim got offended that he'd sold to Damian and not him, so he pulled a gun on the guy and robbed him instead.

Dick:

Dick: the fuck did he get a gun from-

Jason: i don't fucking know Dick.

~

*Dick and Jason getting food on patrol when Steph calls Jason*

Steph: so i did the thing and it didn't work but i don't think it didn't work because i'm a kid.

Jason: ...what do you mean?

Steph: well i walk up to these two guys and ask to buy, right? and they say sure, what do you want? and i go 'four', and these guys say 'four what' and i'm like ??? the fuck do you think? four drugs. and-

Jason: *puts his head in his hands as Dick chokes on his hotdog*

Steph: -they look at me like i'm the fucking idiot, like, you should know how to count if you're gonna be a drug dealer, it's not like you guys have cash registers to help you out, right? and they start arguing with me and telling me that clearly i'm already high—which, fuck you guys, my makeup is awesome tonight, i do not look like i did it while high, how dare you! so i said maybe they're high and i should call their boss and snitch for stealing his supply, and they were like 'nuh uh blondie, nuh uh!' all mocking and shit, so i kicked one guy in the balls and the other guy grabbed me and now they won't let me leave until i prove that you sent me.

Jason:

Dick: *crying*

Steph, brightly: so yeah, if you could come pick me up~

Jason: i hate all of you.

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[antigonickpdf]

overheard in the coffee shop from a middle aged gay man to his (female) friend: “are you embarrassed? about being foolish? please manage yourself better in this situation. this man is not behaving as if he is interested in you.”

[antigonickpdf]

“he’s evil. like jeff bezos. Do you understand.” and she’s just nodding with eyes downcast in shame

[antigonickpdf]

meanwhile some influencer is filming a mukbang three feet away. he’s wearing a domo hat exactly like this one but it’s neon blue and he’s slurping loudly over the idiot sandwich lecture happening nearby

[antigonickpdf]

i forgot to add this until now but after the gay guy was done scolding his friend and they left, their table was taken up by an aging european twink telling a wealthy-looking bubbe with increasing distress about how much cold cut meat he’d eaten the night before and the funnier she found it the more distraught he got about his nighttime deli frenzy

[antigonickpdf]

he was like [completely unidentifiable european accent] after you went to bed. i ate ze ham. and ze mortadella also… and. also the prosciutto. no stop giggling at me zis is not funny it was 500 grams each. i ate 500 grams of ze ham and 500 grams of ze mortadella and 500 grams of ze prosciutto and that is ONE POINT FIVE KILOGRAMS OF MEAT !! I ate so many meats!!! Stop giggling at me i am going to be fat!!!! I even ate ze cheeses!!!

[lady-hallowtide]

Thank you @stealingpotatoes for making Amalthea more terrifying then ever ❤️

[kelenia]

Look at our emperor bro, we’re so screwed

[riggedbones-moving]

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

I am not blorbo’s apologist, I’m blorbo’s defense attorney. And baby, we are going for a plea deal cause he absolutely did that shit.

[mandyseley]

This got me thinking, so here’s some messy sketches in defense of some of my favorite disaster characters.

[papayafromtv]

every now and then i remember how funny the lego batman Dick Grayson adoption story was. like, Dick was just a fanboy in an orphanage who decided it would be cool if Bruce Wayne was his dad, so when he met Bruce he straight up just asked if Bruce would adopt him, and Bruce wasn't listening to a word this kid was saying because he was distracted, so he just assumed Dick wanted an autograph and signed the adoption documents in Dick's hands, and then he just got in his car and drove off. Alfred had to be the one to go back and get him, just sighing as he opened the car door like 'well, i guess it's legal now, you better get in'. like that's gotta be top ten funniest fucking ways for Bruce to adopt a kid. i think that method should be used more, and i personally think it should be used by Tim.

like- fanboy/stalker child Timothy Drake; knows his parents suck and he decides he wants a new dad. and who would be fucking better than the man he knows for a fact to be Batman?! i want Tim to straight-faced no fear just march up to Bruce during some kind of event with guardianship papers he's already forged his parents signature on, deciding to face-to-face randomly ask this man to be his new dad.

Bruce is not paying attention to anything this kid says, by the way. Bruce is trying to leave the event because Jason's with him and he wants the kid to get an early night before school the next morning. there's press and people asking for pictures swarming the street between him and his car. it's too loud, he's got Jason clinging to his hand and trying to keep up from behind, and there's so many people clamouring for his attention that when this little kid somehow manages to slip up to his side, paper and pen in hand, that he vaguely remembers as one of the kids in his neighbourhood, Bruce just quickly scrawls his signature where the kid points and then tries to shove the paparazzi back again.

Jason's the only one who notices, having tuned out all the other visual and audio mess because he trusted Bruce to handle it. when he sees the glee on Tim's face his hand slips from Bruce, and while the man steps away to demand everybody clear a pathway to his car for him and his kid, he leans over and actually reads what Bruce just signed.

he looks at the paper. he looks at Tim. he looks at the paper.

it's genuinely the funniest fuck up he's ever seen the man do. he visibly has to hold back laughter as he claps Tim on the shoulder and solemnly declares, "welcome to the family, weirdo." before Bruce reaches back to grab him by the sleeve and tug him away again.

Tim goes home to pack his bags and then smugly shows up at Wayne Manor the next day, where Jason lets him in and shows him to one of the empty bedrooms. Alfred spots them and stops for a minute, wondering if this is something he should be involved in. then the kettle goes off and he figures it's not his problem. Bruce does not clock that there is another person unpacking and starting to live in his house until Tim sits next to him at the dinner table and no-shame starts referring to him as dad while Jason gives him the most shit-eating grin imaginable.

[reremouse]

This feels like a good conceptual foundation for wholesome crack of the Good Yet Overwhelmed Single Parent Bruce Wayne Means Well variety.

For instance: It takes Bruce longer than the average person would expect to notice Tim, because he's a little face-blind and already tied to the idea of adopting orphans who look like him after discovering the way Dick's convenient resemblance ensured that even Bruce would recognize him anywhere. It also ensured that Bruce would guess more correctly than not which child to pick up from school, because even he's aware that "sorry, I thought that one was mine" isn't the best defense against kidnapping charges.

The point is, the resemblance proved so helpful with Dick that Bruce had no qualms at all in adopting Jason.

So it's understandable that, at first, he assumes Tim and Jason are the same person. They both look like him. Only very small. After years of living and working with Dick, and then Jason, Bruce has good reason to assume that any small black-haired blue-eyed child in the Batcave is currently Jason, especially when the child always answers to "Jason."

That should be reasonable proof that the child is Jason.

So even when he starts to suspect there are two children living in his home who look suspiciously like him, both of whom answer to "Jason," he's going to bury that suspicion so deep. Because it's taken him this long to get used to Robin's new name once already, and there was only one of him then. Now that Batman and Brucie Wayne are living full lives, Bruce barely has time and energy for breakfast, much less mentally reframing Robin as two entirely separate children.

Three, if you count Nightwing, which Bruce tries not to, because it gives him a headache.

Eventually, he sees Tim and Jason in the same place at the same time, shattering the fragile illusion and undeniably confirming that he has, at some point, inadvertently acquired an extra child without noticing. But by now, he's so used to calling his son “Jason,” and assuming there's only one of him, that he continues calling them Jason.

In his defense, neither of them seems inclined to object.

He eventually learns that Tim's name is Tim years later, minutes before the doors open for Wayne Enterprises' presentation at a green energy conference, because Tim is wearing a sticker that says "Hi! My name is TIM"

"Is it really?" Bruce asks, staring at the sticker on Jason Tim's lapel.

"Yes?" Honestly, it's become so normal for Bruce to call Tim "Jason" that even Tim hasn't thought about it much in years.

"Has it always been Tim?"

"Yes."

"Really?"

"Yes."

Bruce sighs. It’s taken so long to learn to call Robin "Damian" once Jason went and renamed himself Red, and now he has to start all over with learning to call a Jason "Tim." He will, of course, because this is his son, and he supports his son in all things, including learning to call him by an entirely new name.

From that moment, having never compensated in his life when overcompensating will do, Bruce vows to make up for years of calling his own son by the wrong name. He's so dedicated and sincere in making the effort to remember to call his middle son "Tim" that Jason just shrugs and resigns himself to also being Tim for the foreseeable future.

[egophiliac]

just something I wanted to try! (tumblr please don't absolutely destroy this, thank you)

[egophiliac]

I managed to fix some of the issues I was having with Spine, so I had another go at Che’nya! he’s a little more on-model now (the gradients really make all the difference) and has a much better rig, more eyes/hands, significantly improved meshes/weighting, and…slightly less janky animations. I like making rigs more than using them okay

some parts still look weird to me so I might keep poking at him. I like how he’s turning out though! (now watch, they’re going to drop him into a rhythmic or something and it’ll turn out I got him completely wrong. all that time agonizing over the gradients on his pants, wasted…)

[paperpalooka]

This patchnote scares me.

[egophiliac]

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[egophiliac]

the squeakquel

(no worries, this is the last one) (...for now)

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[waitingforthesunrise]

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

[creative-anchorage]

[sycamorality]

would anyone's imaginary cheetah be friends with mine...

[arsonstick]

my imaginary cheetah would be friends with yours

[sycamorality]

okay!

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[karls-sleepy]

Jonathan Sims side profile.

[rat-in-a-cloak]