God's Favorite Trolley Operator

| Quill | 27 | 04/20/1999 | ☀️: ♈️/♉️,🌙: ♋️, ⏫️: ♍️ | living on Oceti Ŝakowiŋ land | sometimes, I dress up as fictional characters. oftentimes, this is a shitstorm of my current hyperfixations

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[all-in-the-gutter]

Gerry: God of love or hope or indigestion (or whatever)

[bitter---wing]

i was born weird and i will die fucking weird

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[ammnontet]

[friccahacked]

fuck it. kafcake

[caressthosecheekbones]

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

[chthonion]

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

[peachy-faery]

you are my peach, you are my plum

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[desk-drawerr]

since i got a few comments about bowling alley graphics, have this whatever. ducky goes bowling.

[anglerfl3sh]

I love post like "you all are against rich people until they're a fictional character" because it's completely true. I am against rich people until it's a fictional character. I don't think liking Scrooge McDuck makes someone a class traitor

[brightlotusmoon]

[nepenthean-sleep]

straight white people making a romance movie: haha what if it was illegal to have sex? wait what's lawrence v texas. wait what's mclaughlin v florida. wait what's loving v virginia

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[pudulogy]

same animal btw

[thecryptkeeper]

[jacobtheloofah]

we are not animals, we are not bound by chains

[hometoursandotherstuff]