This is what dreams are made of

Maddie-20-Australia :)

[softestbuckley]

some of you haven’t stayed up late to read a 100k+ word fic even though you had to be up early the next day and it shows

[anxietyproblem]

[belladonianoir]

[winemom-culture]

[cursedcatimages]

[prettypositivity]

sis, it’s time for you to be happy again

[feministism]

[aceofsquiddles]

From now on I will only accept love triangles if they end in:

Polyamory

The main character rejecting both love interests and staying single

The two love interests giving up on the main character because how hard is it to make a damn choice?

[justsomeghostofme-deactivated20]

4. The two love interests realizing they love each other more than the main character and the main character getting together with someone that wasn’t even part of the triangle proper.

[aphony-cree]

5. All three characters realizing they’re better as friends and going go kart racing

[twilightisgaynow]

2019 is already infinitely better than 2018

[not-buggy]

When you’re followed by a blog with a suspicious URL and risque avatar.

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[burymeinpink-remade-deactivated]

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[heavensickness]

[myvirgomoon-deactivated20200814]

god gave me the power of losing interest in 0.1 seconds

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I met Ryan Reynolds and told him we was my idol. He kissed me on the forehead, whispered, “You look like a fucking badger,” and walked away.

[kissmeimadragonlord]

If someone told me this was an actually interaction they had with him I wouldn’t be surprised.

[satansyoungerbrother]

I forgot to read the blog name and just wrote it off as “yep that’s Reynolds.”

[catchymemes]

Illustration by Rosie Payne

Tumblr: @itsbyrosie

[spearsdaily-deactivated20220704]

[zebracaaaakes-deactivated201802]

[mens-rights-activia]

Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?

[mens-rights-activia]

According to this meme I made in 2016, 2018 is the last year in a barrage of terrible years. In 2019, the suffering will end and good things will come to us once again

[albearrawr]

Reblog for a good 2019, because goddamnit we all need it.