for you, i'd destroy the stars

Alica. INFP. repost blog. make me a beast half as brave, I'd be the same

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via mjl0889)

[turtleduckdate]

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

[vine-blog]

When killing a spider doesn’t go as planned

[garrus-vakkarian]

[doe-the-doe]

[mockwa]

[phlyhigh]

God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out

[thorsbaratitty-blog]

walk walk fashion baby

work it, i’m the dread wolf baby

[soltrash]

brb gotta go sob now

[writing-prompt-s]

Once a day, you receive a text message from yourself, six minutes in the future.

[solidsnakesucker-deactivated202]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

[cute-baby-animals]

[cumaeansibyl]

human: *gentle “owl” hooting*

actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*

[tvguts]

when u finally land a shot on that one enemy player who’s killed you twelve times already

[justinguarini]

Thank you Kleenex, I was having a hard time fitting my man tears into the lady hankies.

[itspeanutbutterjennytime-deacti]

Those are not for tears…

[moontouched-moogle]

finally, a monster tissue for my magnum dong

[chainmessages-blog]

[stability]

[alyciadayumcareys]

[estcstwtch-deactivated20201004]

when u make a popular post and it blows up ur notifications

[kxte]

how does one turn their emotions off

[jackasssed-deactivated20200128]

Okay so first go to settings

[jackasssed-deactivated20200128]

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

[ssfith]

 no, im still willing to try this, go ahead, im at settings, what do next