i hope youโre doin well! congrats on one year sober! thatโs a huge accomplishment ~ how are you celebrating? or are you?
i missed it here too ๐ญ
my sister sent me a cake and some candles so i could celebrate :)) i really donโt loveeee the sober life tbh so itโs not the best celebration โค๏ธ
(this is all fictional/fantasy. loosely based on real luigi. let me have fun!!!!!)
wholesome:
โข he is always super cognizant of etiquette. never drools on the joint, pays you back, gives you weed, and ashes the j often. quality smoke partner fs.
โข he likes to light the joint/blunt/whatever because he insists he always lights it right and it never canoes.
โข calls smoking seshs โbusiness meetingsโ so now all his friends ask for a โbusiness meetingโ in public and theyโll all disappear for a bit.
โข expert blinker taker. deserves awards.
โข once greened out because he ate too many green tea edibles and he never ate edibles again. heโs traumatized.
โข started smoking to help with his back pain but he also smokes because itโs fun.
โข his fav โstonerโ movie is โdazed and confusedโ and his fav part is when they talk about martha washington โevery day sheโd have a BIG FAT BOWL waiting for him. she was a hip hip ladyโ
โข loves smoking in nature/outside. he wonโt smoke inside unless thereโs enough air flow. luigi doesnโt fuck with hotboxing.
โข loses his lighters often, but somehow whenever a good song is playing on the stereo he has his lighter in hand and lit like heโs at a concert in the 80s.
โข hella generous and is almost always willing to share his weed/pen.
โข calls the dispensary โthe shopโ which confused people at first but now the whole friend group calls it that now too.
โข prefers hybrids or indica unless heโs going hiking then he might do a sativa for funsies.
โข fav stoner snack: a coconut popsicle wrapped with a fruit roll up. freeze it for a little while and the fruit roll up is crunchy. bomb. refreshing. he tells everyone about it because he thinks heโs a genius (and honestlyโฆ yeah he right).
โข he named his weed vape โLu-weed-giโ and even used a label maker to proudly advertise that.
โข once allegedly borrowed a golf cart while crossed at a college football game and somehow talked his way out of trouble.
โข always has snacks on him because heโs italian and feeding people is basically a love language.
โข likes to follow his friendโs pets around when heโs high. he will occasionally disappear and be found with the dog cuddling in some weird ass place.
โข must have a beverage, brings his reusable water bottle everywhere bc hydration is very important especially when smoking. and he gets cotton mouth a lot.
โข facial expressions at 1000000%
โข his fav thing to listen to when heโs high is daft punkโs alive 2007 and he is correct, obviously.
โข will talk to you about coding in a russian accent because he thinks itโs funny.
โข donโt play card games with him when heโs stoned. he will cheat. no one knows how he cheats. they just know thereโs no way heโs that good to actually win that much.
โข however, if you ever wanna beat him at a game when heโs stoned, pick mario kart. his reflexes are slower and heโs not as competitive.
NOT wholesome:๐
โข forgets heโs a heartthrob and will just take his shirt off because heโs hot and wonders why everyone got quiet.
โข heโs super affectionate. one second heโs got his hand on your thigh to get your attention and the next heโs got his tongue down your throat and a hand down your pants.
โข luigi is always giving you compliments and talking about how beautiful you look when youโre high.
โข one wrong move and thatโs all it takes to get him hard when heโs high. heโs so sensitive. you could brush your hand across his stomach and heโd be ready to go. so he tries not to sit too close when youโre in a group, but you always just end up leaving early together.
โข high sex with luigi is either rough/hard/exciting or sexy/slow/savoring. there is no in between.
โข you like to smoke in the backyard and since itโs private whatโs to stop you from setting down the joint to put something else to your lips? luigi always tells you not to do it, but never tells you to stop once youโve got your warm mouth on his cock.
โข canโt handle edging when heโs high as well as when heโs sober. his noises are louder, he canโt stop squirming, and the best part? he will beg. with zero remorse, shame or guilt.
โข loves shotgunning. it always gets him dripping when youโre blowing smoke in his mouth and kissing him messily. shotgunning could be its own form of foreplay to him.
โข heโs definitely a more patient lover when heโs high. he takes more time kissing you, getting you wet, fingering you and opening you up for his big cock, and once heโs fucking you he makes sure he gets the angles right and in different positions. when heโs sober he NEEDS your pussy as soon as possible.
โข he once told you he couldnโt make out with you because he had really bad cotton mouth. so you straddled him, asked him to open his mouth, and spat onto his tongue. the look on his face was priceless. now he lets you spit in his mouth whenever you want.
โข sometimes he will put the joint/blunt to your mouth and ask you to suck. you always do it just to mess with him. he loves it; and has occasionally pressed a joint to your lips while his cock was filling you. it was so intimate and filthy at the same time. his eyes were staring into yours passionately while taking his cock deep in your cunt and his joint between your lips.
imagine Luigi comes home for a hard day at work to see you in the kitchen cutting up strawberries wearing an outfit you know makes him go crazy. Heโs so turned on by this that he starts jerking off in front of you and then cums all over the fruits and makes you eat them one by one.
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Thatโs so fucking hotttttt like he sees you trying to be a tease, so he decides to degrade you a bit by making you work for his cumโฆ maybe he starts by flipping your little skirt up and making you bend over while he jerks himself off, โspread โem with your handsโฆ shake that pussy for me. Lemme see it baby, you got all dressed up for meโ and your face is red hot with embarrassment, but you listen ofc and spread your ass to give him a good view while you shake you hips, and he spits right on your ass while still pumping his cock โkeep going baby, rub yourself for me. Lemme hear how worked up you areโ๐ฎโ๐จand then once he cums he makes you eat the strawberries while on your knees, making you lick each one clean before biting itโฆ making you say โthank youโ between each one or else he gives you a little smack on the cheek YEAHHHH WHY AM I INTO THIS DEGREDATION
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