i hope youβre doin well! congrats on one year sober! thatβs a huge accomplishment ~ how are you celebrating? or are you?
i missed it here too π
my sister sent me a cake and some candles so i could celebrate :)) i really donβt loveeee the sober life tbh so itβs not the best celebration β€οΈ
(this is all fictional/fantasy. loosely based on real luigi. let me have fun!!!!!)
wholesome:
β’ he is always super cognizant of etiquette. never drools on the joint, pays you back, gives you weed, and ashes the j often. quality smoke partner fs.
β’ he likes to light the joint/blunt/whatever because he insists he always lights it right and it never canoes.
β’ calls smoking seshs βbusiness meetingsβ so now all his friends ask for a βbusiness meetingβ in public and theyβll all disappear for a bit.
β’ expert blinker taker. deserves awards.
β’ once greened out because he ate too many green tea edibles and he never ate edibles again. heβs traumatized.
β’ started smoking to help with his back pain but he also smokes because itβs fun.
β’ his fav βstonerβ movie is βdazed and confusedβ and his fav part is when they talk about martha washington βevery day sheβd have a BIG FAT BOWL waiting for him. she was a hip hip ladyβ
β’ loves smoking in nature/outside. he wonβt smoke inside unless thereβs enough air flow. luigi doesnβt fuck with hotboxing.
β’ loses his lighters often, but somehow whenever a good song is playing on the stereo he has his lighter in hand and lit like heβs at a concert in the 80s.
β’ hella generous and is almost always willing to share his weed/pen.
β’ calls the dispensary βthe shopβ which confused people at first but now the whole friend group calls it that now too.
β’ prefers hybrids or indica unless heβs going hiking then he might do a sativa for funsies.
β’ fav stoner snack: a coconut popsicle wrapped with a fruit roll up. freeze it for a little while and the fruit roll up is crunchy. bomb. refreshing. he tells everyone about it because he thinks heβs a genius (and honestlyβ¦ yeah he right).
β’ he named his weed vape βLu-weed-giβ and even used a label maker to proudly advertise that.
β’ once allegedly borrowed a golf cart while crossed at a college football game and somehow talked his way out of trouble.
β’ always has snacks on him because heβs italian and feeding people is basically a love language.
β’ likes to follow his friendβs pets around when heβs high. he will occasionally disappear and be found with the dog cuddling in some weird ass place.
β’ must have a beverage, brings his reusable water bottle everywhere bc hydration is very important especially when smoking. and he gets cotton mouth a lot.
β’ facial expressions at 1000000%
β’ his fav thing to listen to when heβs high is daft punkβs alive 2007 and he is correct, obviously.
β’ will talk to you about coding in a russian accent because he thinks itβs funny.
β’ donβt play card games with him when heβs stoned. he will cheat. no one knows how he cheats. they just know thereβs no way heβs that good to actually win that much.
β’ however, if you ever wanna beat him at a game when heβs stoned, pick mario kart. his reflexes are slower and heβs not as competitive.
NOT wholesome:π
β’ forgets heβs a heartthrob and will just take his shirt off because heβs hot and wonders why everyone got quiet.
β’ heβs super affectionate. one second heβs got his hand on your thigh to get your attention and the next heβs got his tongue down your throat and a hand down your pants.
β’ luigi is always giving you compliments and talking about how beautiful you look when youβre high.
β’ one wrong move and thatβs all it takes to get him hard when heβs high. heβs so sensitive. you could brush your hand across his stomach and heβd be ready to go. so he tries not to sit too close when youβre in a group, but you always just end up leaving early together.
β’ high sex with luigi is either rough/hard/exciting or sexy/slow/savoring. there is no in between.
β’ you like to smoke in the backyard and since itβs private whatβs to stop you from setting down the joint to put something else to your lips? luigi always tells you not to do it, but never tells you to stop once youβve got your warm mouth on his cock.
β’ canβt handle edging when heβs high as well as when heβs sober. his noises are louder, he canβt stop squirming, and the best part? he will beg. with zero remorse, shame or guilt.
β’ loves shotgunning. it always gets him dripping when youβre blowing smoke in his mouth and kissing him messily. shotgunning could be its own form of foreplay to him.
β’ heβs definitely a more patient lover when heβs high. he takes more time kissing you, getting you wet, fingering you and opening you up for his big cock, and once heβs fucking you he makes sure he gets the angles right and in different positions. when heβs sober he NEEDS your pussy as soon as possible.
β’ he once told you he couldnβt make out with you because he had really bad cotton mouth. so you straddled him, asked him to open his mouth, and spat onto his tongue. the look on his face was priceless. now he lets you spit in his mouth whenever you want.
β’ sometimes he will put the joint/blunt to your mouth and ask you to suck. you always do it just to mess with him. he loves it; and has occasionally pressed a joint to your lips while his cock was filling you. it was so intimate and filthy at the same time. his eyes were staring into yours passionately while taking his cock deep in your cunt and his joint between your lips.
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