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spade ♤ (they/them) Let Adrien Eat 2021 Kofi

[what-the-fandomm]

hey writers of tumblr!

are you looking for help with creative writing? want someone to go over your fic before you hit publish? i just so happen to be trying to fill out an editing portfolio!

i love writing and also went to an arts high school and studied english in college, with a focus on creative writing. aside from the credentials, i do also just enjoy reading people’s works and helping them fill out plot holes, rounding out their characters, work through writer’s block, etc and I’m very good at it, if i may say so myself. i’ve worked on a handful of more “professional” projects aka publishing and production as well.

if you’re interested in my help and input, feel free to message me here on tumblr and i’ll give you my email and we’ll get started! it can be anything from original stories to fics. if it is a fic you’re asking for help on, if it’s not one of the fandoms you’ve seen me reblog, i’ll just ask for you to also give me a run down of what’s important to know in order to fully connect with the fic (gotta know the source material before you break it!)

since this is stuff for a portfolio, i won’t charge anything, but i will absolutely accept donations lmao

[theluckiestlb]

Miraculous Ladybug Twitter Series: 8/?

[cuwdly]

“So you’re a good kisser uh? ...Prove it.”

[awakefor48hours]

You guys really like the in-universe memes and wanted more. Here you go with another batch.

Part 1/Part 2/Part 3/Part 4/Part 5/Part 6

[autoneurotic]

i could fix him (the piece of media i just consumed that was poorly executed but had a good premise)

[nautblog]

Basically every MLB fan <3

[autoneurotic]

major league baseball?

[autoneurotic]

LIKE THE SPORTS??

[omgimsuchadork]

please appreciate this because it was a lot harder and took a lot longer than it looks or should have

[kenna-nor]

haystacks and pumpkins 💕

[syeko]

a tiny redesign because this boy deserves all the sweaters

[danismilek]

[aangarchy]

[scribbleymewzaque]

“Tikki, spots on!”

“Plagg, claws out!”

[illustraice]

i think they’re in love or something.

[amiraculousplatypus]

This is so beautiful

[lnc2]

Chloe has been mean in almost every episode but suddenly it’s OOC? 🤔🤔🤔

[themiraculousladyblog]

You cannot tell me Ladybug and Chat Noir do not have a "Paris has gone __ days without Mr. Pigeon getting akumatized" sign.

[akstzs]

I had to

[claumschiff]

More random ladybug stuff and shitty doodles ✨

[marskiiii]

Chaton <3

[some-jw-things]

Ways to get Jehovah’s Witnesses to fuck off (as written by a former Jehovah’s Witness)

Ask to be put on the Do Not Call list. If you think it’s necessary, ask to watch them get out the territory card and write it down, but realistically, Witnesses in my experience are pretty good about this and the only time it won’t be honored is if someone forgets to check your address or if it’s been like 10+ years

Tell them you are an apostate. They are not allowed to speak to apostates at all, ever, but especially in regards to their beliefs. They aren’t supposed to go to places/events where they know apostates will be

Argue with them. Jehovah’s Witnesses are instructed to end the conversation and leave if it becomes clear that someone wants to debate rather than just passively learn and accept that they were wrong before. This might get you put on the DNC list without even asking

DO NOT answer the door naked. You wouldn’t think this needs said, but intentionally flashing people is sexual harassment, and Jehovah’s Witnesses frequently preach with children— both as a training thing and because people are more likely to be receptive. They say every JW who’s preached long-term has gotten a naked householder at least once. Do not do this

DO NOT unleash your dogs in the yard. First off, your dogs aren’t as mean as you think they are lol. Second off, almost every JW has been dealing with giant jumpy dogs— again— since they were children. Letting loose your dogs will get their dress clothes muddy, possibly tear them, and maybe scare some children/a few adults who will simply pass the door to someone else. It will also make every other dog in the neighborhood start barking. This isn’t helping you or anyone else

DO NOT call the police. Evangelizing is fully legal in the United States and JWs are not soliciting anything. Some areas make Witnesses get permits to preach, but that’s it. One time an elder in my congregation had people raise their hands if they’ve ever had the cops called on them, and it was two thirds of the Hall. Witnesses use these incidents to further their persecution complex. If you call the cops on them, they will absolutely be back next week, even pushier and more determined

[some-jw-things]

Additional reminders:

Remember that you are dealing with a high-control cult. Jehovah’s Witnesses have falsely prophesied the end of the world almost a dozen times. Around 33,000+ members have died for the sake of a doctrine they made up in the 60s. Whoever you are talking to has trained for years or possibly their entire lives on exactly how to sell this, and make literally anything sound reasonable and appealing. Jehovah’s Witnesses believe that God will kill all non-JWs at Armageddon, as they deserve, and are actively praying for this. They won’t tell you that on the first visit, or the second, or the third. Don’t let them get their foot in the door. Don’t talk to them more than once

The Jehovah’s Witness you are dealing with will have a mindset ranging from “every door I don’t knock on is blood on my hands” to “I’m trapped in this religion and can’t leave, please please please don’t listen to me,” or sometimes a horrible mix of both. Don’t show interest, do your research and stay away

[criticallyalexandrite]

As a victim of the cult please please please signal boost this. Make sure it gets over 100,000 note, Normally I have dni standards but I want everyone to reblog this. No one deserves to be preyed upon by the JW org. Also to people who are tempted to call the police on the JW’s. There’s been quite a few videos  that have proven the governing body have friends in the court system. They’ve been sued many times,.and during the Montana case they managed to keep breaking court rules without being held in contempt of court. That to me suggests that they must have friends within the court who are letting them do this.  This cult know how to extort people into holding off on finally labeling the cult as a hate group globally. They couldn’t stop Russia from doing that but the governing body is still trying to stop other governments from doing the same. Not only is it a high control cult when it comes to silencing and demonizing its victims who’ve left. But its a high control cult that’s learned how to become mostly above the law. Also if anyone is curious to know more about what this cult teaches fee free to ask me too. I’ve been a JW cult victim since I was 22. I was 22 when I woke up to the reality that it was a cult. It was the only perspective I had on life for a long time until I turned 18 and began to try to mentally become more independent. I have a lot of info on how dangerous the cult is. I’ve told some of my other mutuals about how dangerous it is. But not all of my followers and mutuals know yet. So feel free to ask away. I don’t want any of you to be manipulated by this cult. (This cult also has real pedos in it so if you’re a minor  would not suggest you try to go out of your wa to confront adult JW’s. For the sake of your safety.)

[jjuuppiter]

spoon your gf and then crush her (with love)

hc adrien like to crush marinette just like a cat when they sleep on their owner