Not ADD, just easily amused.

Akin to: + Skipping rocks across the waves + Magpies and shiny things + DFTBA

[incorrect-lore-olympus]

Zeus: And what do you do in the Underworld?

Hades: Well, I take care of every problem in the Underworld.

Zeus: I never heard of any problems in the Underworld.

Hades: Yeah, because I do my JOB.

[ladygoldfish]

Everyone is over there getting married a d having babies and I'm over here working out and eating pizza

[quotemadness]

I didn’t realize it, but the days came along one after another, and then two years were gone, and everything was gone, and I was gone.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via quotemadness)

[scorpiofactsdaily]

You could get a lot done this month! or you could get nothing done. anything is possible

[gold]

me in November

me in December

[penguintree]

So the police and fire station are right next to my library which is a pokemon gym and pokestop. The cops are blu team and the firefighters are red and they are constantly fighting over the gym. I found out cuz i was adding a pokemon to the gym and some cops noticed me playing pokemon and they asked what team i was on and i told them blu and they were like damn right and told me about the situation.

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

this is pure and good, 2k16 is getting better because of pokemon

[it8bit]

3D Super Mario Bros. - Mario

Created by Priscila Rodrigues

[ladygoldfish]

Scorpio: Hey, Pisces. Are you a painting?

Pisces: Uh… no?

Scorpio: Because I’d like to nail you against a wall.

Gemini: Oh good, I thought you were going to say that you wanted to hang her.

[quotemadness]

Someone once asked me what I regarded as the three most important requirements for happiness. My answer was: A feeling that you have been honest with yourself and those around you; a feeling that you have done the best you could both in your personal life and in your work; and the ability to love others.

Eleanor Roosevelt (via quotemadness)

[geekandsundry]

Paul Rudd is all of us

[quotemadness]

Why do people need other people so much? Why can’t we just do our work and go home? Why do we have to talk and touch and dream together?

R.A. Nelson (via quotemadness)

[geekandsundry]

http://geekandsundry.com/finally-settle-whos-the-best-captain-in-risk-star-trek/

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise…and Enterprise-D, and Enterprise-NX1, and Voyager, and Deep Space 9. Everyone’s favorite mischief maker Q is bringing together Captains Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, and Archer in USAopoly’s Risk: Star…

[tastethespice]

Our lives are like a complex musical score. Filled with all sorts of cryptic writing, sixteenth and thirty-second notes and other strange signs. It’s next to impossible to correctly interpret these, and even if you could, and could then transpose them into the correct sounds, there’s no guarantee that people would correctly understand, or appreciate, the meaning therein. No guarantee it would make people happy. Why must the workings of people’s lives be so convoluted?

Haruki Murakami, Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage (via tastethespice)

[tardis-impala]

no offense but this year, politically, across the entire globe, has been an absolute joke 

[ezrasgeorge]

And as our fallen foes retreat I hear the drinking song they’re singing…

[faramosh-deactivated20170126]

Women are conditioned since we are young that our final stage of fulfillment comes from finding love. We could be 25, successful and self-made, but at the end of the day people won’t see us as someone who made it so far in just 25 years, but how someone lived 25 years without finding a man. To every single woman out there who is working hard and grinding to achieve their goals- your success is valid. You as a woman are valid. And I pray there is only more and more success written for you in everything you pursue.

[antoniosoares]

soon…..