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The Goddess of Speed, Lady Hermes, Mercury, The Speedforce, and infinitely more

Call Me Hermes. I am a goddess, and as such use capitalized pronouns (She/It/They, Me, You, etc). An Introduction To Capitalized Pronouns

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pearlescentknight

I should like to spend an evening brushing a fair maiden’s hair, perhaps.

historia-is-a-cool-name

Oh fuck, I'm at class and I'm trying not to laugh out loud

drag00ni

knights kissing

thekalpar

I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.

bloodstainedgauntlet

my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.

darkandstormyranger

finally some relatable content on ig

hellenhighwater

Well those are allllmost done

codebreakerblue

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

hellenhighwater

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

jackfromthefairytale

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

hellenhighwater

They're actually a really dark purple

fishofthewoods

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

hellenhighwater

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

nobodywasneverhere

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

hellenhighwater

The heart wants what the heart wants

fred-the-dinosaur

this reads like a muppet sketch

fred-the-dinosaur

see? See!??!

hellenhighwater

You're not wrong

hellenhighwater

This post is less than six months old.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

hellenhighwater

...ah.

firagasoap

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

ma-gpie

dollcoil

(responding to getting flirted with) heh well, youre pretty sexy yaself baby, (lowers sunglasses to reveal my wicked eyes) im not feeling well, i might die soon

neckfat

derinthescarletpescatarian

Every time I repaint one of my dreary blue rooms a warmer colour I am amazed all over again by just how much it improves the quality of the light. "My room does not feel cozy enough" try Warm Palette. The sunlight LOVES it.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I keep going into rooms like "did I leave the light on in here? No I did not. That is The Sun.