Considering...

what's going on?

[visual-infinity]

These mushrooms releasing spores

[atlas-prime]

The girls are

Fertilizing

[catchymemes]

[retroactivebakeries]

#this does not fill me with confidence

[sonic-gems-collection]

yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears

[riotings]

fail glass covering our cringe bears

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

if you hold an orc up to your ear and listen carefully, you will hear him

[thegrimmlovely]

He is impressed with your strength. You will be married in the spring.

[rainbowkarolina]

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

[rainbowkarolina]

COME THRU PHIL!!!!

[112196355]

[heartlessqueen]

quick comic about a conversation my therapist said i should try having when im feeling bad (instead of isolating myself and using unhealthy coping mechanisms)

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

what’s the mood for tuesday

[xenosaga]

[kaijuno]

[the-real-ted-cruz]

[gif87a-com]

[boopsandswoops]

Munch

[wilwheaton]

num num num num num num num ahhhhhhhhh num num num num ahhhhhhhhh

[alfred-e-neuman]

“Please let there be sound”, I said as I clicked play. And there was. And it was exactly what I wanted. 10/10 would listen to little munches again.

[the-adhd-society]

How big is that thing ?

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[chelseaperetti]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cleonardo-decaffeinated]

So my boss went in to boston for facial work and some skin care and she was telling me how she hasn’t told her husband that she did it yet. (He’s away and these things are pricey).  I said, “you haven’t told him yet??”  And do you kNOW WHAT SHE SAID TO ME. She said, “you know what... I’m worth it.” 

...bitch if that doesn’t SLaP

[grimelords]

don't bring anything to a knife fight

don’t even go everyone there has knives

[shadowgoo-blog]

if only I knew how to work photoshop or add an unholy amount of jpg artifacts to things, then I could produce some REAL dumbass reaction images

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Hello and welcome to Captain Snoop’s tutorial on how to really FUCK UP pictures. 

Step 1: Open Photoshop and open the image in question

Step 2: Just go straight to “Save As” and be sure to save as a jpg

Step 3: in the compression options, slide the lil slider all the way to the left, compressing the fuck out of the image 

Step 4: Screenshot your fucked up image and cancel saving

Step 5: Past the screenshot, adjust your image, and Save As again

Step 6: same as before, just slide that shit all the way to zero quality and screenshot again

Step 7: Repeat until you get the desired amount of compression scum 

Step 8: grab yourself the magic want tool and start select a random part of the image

Step 9: Go in to Effects > Sharpen > Sharpen Edges and repeat this effect on different parts of the image

Step 9: Add another few layers of compression scum for good measure. 

Congratulations! You have now officially turned this:

In to THIS: 

But sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes you gotta go the extra fuckin’ mile. 

Find yourself a website with a “meme creator,” Imgur has a nice one. Put your stupid shit of choice in there,

Ah, but that’s still not good enough. Let’s do some more shit to it.

oh yeah thats the good shit. let’s keep going. let’s find an this picture would look nice with some “enhancements.” Let’s upload it to Imgur again and use their in-browser image editor to fuck around with it. 

Stick some of the enhancements like color correction, brightening, and “high def” on it, and slap one of their filter effects on it. Holy shit. It looks good.

Not done though. I made an unfortunate typo. I need to correct it. 

NOW THATS A GOOD MEME

[velkavelkavelka-deactivated2022]

EXQUISITE

[maxuwunoon]