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Prospects looking slim. Bout slide out of existence. Hit me up on the other side

hitmyvape

keep in mind tweety bird IS a GAY MALE

anxietypuppy

a-large-pillar-of-salt

cryptotheism

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

inward

sandsvendor100

I Have My Own Way Of Doing Things That Youre Going To Respect

Im Clean

Im Natural

Computers Respond Nicely To My Input

I Am A Reasonable Sort

Many People Say I Look Like Young Elvis

Many People Say I Look Like The Beatles

Even Simple Men Can Understand My Statutes

I Defeated 1000 Enemies And I Dismayed 1000 Liars

I’m In The Nude—Which Is O.K.

bippus

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

sagehole

we love to applaud performative masculinity

bippus

I was a stoic

kushblazer666

90s east coast hip hop aesthetics:

90s west coast hip hop aesthetics:

90s memphis hip hop aesthetics:

orcboxer

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

dorian-they

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

orcboxer