LadyHips

Hella.

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[ladyhips]

You ever see a donkey go berserk in a cabbage patch?

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[ladyhips]

Man, it would be fucking Charlotte too

[granch]

dr. crusher off the shits

[slunch]

[dogpuppy]

[uncomfortablecliche]

🍝🙋🏻‍♀️

[sadclowncentral]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[sadclowncentral]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[funstyle]

I low key think i need to be driven out to the middle of nowhere and released by the side of the road

[strawberrygirldreamz-deactivate]

There’s a whole Taylor swift song about that

[funstyle]

Fuck like a mountain rat?

[256gb]

[dragoncommunion]

drink like a Oaf, smoke like a Churl, fuck like a Knave

[dragoncommunion]

moan like a girl

[zombie-dogg]

dream about me

[evilllica]

It’s laundry time

[cheaphalloweencostume]

can i ssayyyyyyysomething

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[hungwy]

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse