Lost Dragons

An ode to all things that tickle my fancy... 38 female, butch, have dragon blood in my veins, and a soft heart. Want to hope happiness upon anyone who I come across. I try to keep my content at PG-14.. and welcome anyone who needs a shoulder to lean on. advice is freely given. if you want it.

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[angelavweber-deactivated2021111]

i saw the first two lines and assumed that was just his reaction to learning about midnight sun

[dynamax--grookey]

It’s the beat thing I’ve ever read.

[fyblackwomenart]

Mascha Leijten

[everythingfox]

“My turn now!”

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[mens-rights-activia]

Guys, the liquid stuff you use when you make a pen mistake so you have to cover it over, what’s it called?

[junepop45]

White out

[mens-rights-activia]

Okay that’s what I thot too,

But apparently it’s “Wite out” 😳😳😳 hello??????

[fandomsofrandom]

Mandela effect *X-file music plays*

[mens-rights-activia]

Views from an alternate dimension

[darkpaladin]

Wite-Out is a brand of white out/correction fluid/liquid paper. The colloquial ‘white-out’ probably derives from the Wite-Out brand. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correction_fluid https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_Paper

More importantly:

[mens-rights-activia]

Twink????

[alchemillasapphic-deactivated20]

New Zealand math classroom, circa 2019

[mens-rights-activia]

[freak-priest]

this post just shot me in the face like ten times

[cyanityinsanity101]

[everythingfox]

Let’s roll

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[thecollectibles]

Spellbound Felines Series by Sam Hogg

[mandywondering]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

[ladyfeets-deactivated20211019]

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

[sunshine-tattoo]

this website is a goddamn national treasure

[teathattast]

[tunashei]

I love desire paths. There's something so wonderous about seeing an echo of humanity. Depending on it's location, a desire path can mean so many different things.

In a city, like the pic above, they represent rebellion, and efficiency. The messiness of humanity. We like to imagine we're oh so logical and neat so we design our cities to be logical and neat an then real humans literally trample on that idea. The ego required to think you can design something perfect that checks every box. Life is all about compromise and patching stuff when some new problem arises. Though people have certainly tried! Ohio state univeristy let students carve their desire paths, and then paved them over. It looks pretty artsy.

Some people will try to discourage desire paths, but this is almost always going to fail.

Eventually, people just have to accept them. Humans are too dang stubborn.

Certain desire paths are just adorable. A 0.5 second time saver. You just can't design for maximum efficiency, humans will always find shortcuts!

Though on occasion a desire path can actually be the least efficient way...especially if you're superstitious.

In a wilder area, such as below, they show us the curiosity of humans. A desire path somewhere natural often tells you there's something interesting just ahead. (Though remember some ecosystems are fragile and will suffer if trampled! Stick to paths in these sorts of areas)

And how about desire stairs? I always think these look so cool. We get see humans determination to climb, to traverse every kind of terrain.

And for something really crazy...a desire path used for centuries will create a 'holloway'

All of these pics are off the Desirepath subreddit, check them out for more examples! And many thanks to the users who submitted these photos.

[alloverthegaf]

aight fuckers I’m doing it I’m spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time

[alloverthegaf]

so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty were ‘poured’ into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit it’s Agent Smith with pointy ears

[alloverthegaf]

this ring was made of weet-bix and nutri grain

[alloverthegaf]

it was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that issieldor-whoever took up his father’s sword -

[alloverthegaf]

I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits

[alloverthegaf]

omg is this WHOLE movie exposition

[alloverthegaf]

it has been remarked by some that a hobbit’s only real passion

is for food

FOOD

[alloverthegaf]

a wizard is never late

says Ian McKellan, wishing he was Julie Andrews, Queen of Genovia

[alloverthegaf]

I know absolutely nothing about either of these two but I already fucking love their relationship it’s beautiful

[alloverthegaf]

OH SO BILBO’S THE FUCK THAT CAUSED ALL THOSE JUMP SCARES

[alloverthegaf]

oh shit son he’s got the ring and the golem voice

[alloverthegaf]

okay so that’s pretty fucking cute

[alloverthegaf]

apparently every hobbit has an instinctual urge to hug Ian McKellen and honestly? same

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit guys I’m not even 20 minutes in I’m gonna have to make multiple posts

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[siancrosslinisback-deactivated2]

Watching OP stumble ass over teakettle in love with this movie is amazing and these posts made my week

[obiwanskenobi]

@pendragonness

[jezi-belle]

Please read all of these if you have time, it is a HOOT

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ad-post-it]

I saw a sea lion

[babyanimalgifs]

Monk feeding and being kind to a bird 

(Source)

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[icarus-suraki]

Or a children’s hospital

[rslashrats]

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

[rslashrats]

[icantwritegood]

[everythingfox]

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[srsfunny]

Dude is literally living my dream life !!!