[arizonateas]

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

[legend-1997-deactivated20231211]

أقدر الناس اللي تلون بالمائي💙😍

[unrealray13]

[islamic-art-and-quotes]

[cheese24k]

[heterodoxy]

Adorable baby girl being chased by daddy, finally takes a stand.

[purplelittlemermaid]

Omg 😭

[best-life-wisdom]

life gets a whooooole lot more beautiful once you start living for yourself and accept the fact that you can’t please everyone

[fuckyeahdigimon]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)

cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?

me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò

comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(

me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!

cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you

me: not if i kill myself first

cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

[jameslaurentxx]

[akhunty-deactivated20240130]

I wanna be in love but also yikes

[zjoy-deactivated20190221]

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[simvne]

I sing this twice daily lmao

[ruinedchildhood]

[love-personal]

By Elisa Scascitelli

[deejay]

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

what a fucking mood

[tamper]

[coquetrys-blog]

remember when dash drama looked like this