AND IT WAS ALL YELLOW

I'm Katy, 23 with degrees in Theatre and English. I'm trying to be an writer, comedian and I'm more than a little bit artsy. Bleeding Heart Liberal and this blog is more fandom than personal.

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CALM THE FUCK DOWN ASH

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NO, HIS HAT IS BACKWARDS.

YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS.

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[kraftpunk]

@people who eat SUPER spicy food for fun

why would u do that to your mouth

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I WILL START GOING TO BED AT A DECENT TIME WHEN LEONARDO DICAPRIO GETS AN OSCAR

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fuck

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LSSC | 2016.03.07 | Blanket Fort with Will Arnett

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okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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#OK REAL TALK U DONT EVEN GOTTA BE RELIGIOUS TO APPRECIATE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT

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Viola Davis accepts the Female Actor in a Drama Series award for ‘How to Get Away with Murder’ at The 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards on January 30, 2016.

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Dinner at jlaws house

Jlaw:"and that's when I said 'WHERES THE PIZZA!?!?'"

Dinner guests: *forced laughter as they eat their dinner consisting of only bread*

Bradley cooper to me: "can I offer you some bread"

Me: "oh um....I don't eat bread"

Dinner guests: *complete silence*

jlaw with mouth full of bread: "wait....what do you mean you don't eat bread™"

Me: "oh um well I can't-"

Jlaw: *makes wacky faces* "FUCK YOU!! you ASSHOLE!!!" *crying*

Me: "uh well...sorry it's just that I-"

Jlaw crawling across the table towards me: "YOU WILL EAT THIS BREAD"

Me: "please no"

Bradley cooper: "please Jen it's fine...."

Jlaw: *ugly crying* "SHUT UP!!! S H U T U P"

Jlaw: *takes a fist full of bread and shoves it in my mouth*

Me: *muffled crying* "please I have celiac disease I can't eat gluten"

Jlaw:"DONT GIVE IN TO SOCIETIES LIES!! EAT THIS BREAD"

Dinner guests: *still watching in silent horror*

Amy schumer:*thin lipped Amy schumer smile*

Oscar committee: "holy f uck Jen...."

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I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

[ninjachibi117]

shit’s heating up in the shark fandom

[mangotea]

2012 tumblr dashboard

nick cage, internet explorer, comic sans, and crocs

WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS A SCHOOL?

“this is the only sex gif i’ll ever reblog”

posts written as an anNOYING CRESCENDO

david karp unironically being called daddy

peasant

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advice from the best

[smartgirlsattheparty]

This is from #SmartGirlsAsk and you gif’d it. 

We’re in love 😍

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Current Mood: the smaller Weezing