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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
RMH

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Cosmic Funnies
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always

roma★
macklin celebrini has autism
we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

pixel skylines
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird
Not today Justin
Noah Kahan

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Caᵗfé.
This is NSFW, obviously. Sorry it took so long to write this. I’m rusty.
If there is one person ill-equipped for social distancing, it's Adam.
You had tried to give him a crash course in social media, skype, zoom.... over the phone. It was a disaster, a record number of curse words.
New York had become an epicentre for the virus, and being an essential worker, you had to self isolate when you weren't at work. Which meant you couldn't be at home with Adam.
It had been 3 weeks since you had seen him.
Tensions were high.
You were exhausted.
He was sexually frustrated.
And lonely. You both were.
You decided to attempt to video chat.
He answered after a few rings.
“Hey! Wait, how do I turn this fucking camera on, fu-”
“Click the video camera picture.”
“Fucking piece of shit.”
“Adam, calm down and look at the bottom right!” You stifled a smile, your parents were more technologically adept than Adam.
His face finally popped into view.
You beamed, his long hair looked damp from the shower, he just in his trunks. Your tummy did a little flip flop.
“Oh fuck I miss you so much!” He groaned, finally looking at you.
“I miss you” you said softly, “I have something for you though.”
“Oh?” You saw his eyebrow lift.
You propped your phone on the bedside table and walked back so your whole body came into view.
All you had on was a tight black thong and a basic black bra.
You heard Adam sharply inhale.
“Oh fuck y/n, are you trying to kill me?”
You chuckled softly, “no, I want to make you feel good” you purred.
You could already see him palming his crotch.
“I’ve been thinking about you fucking me alllll day” you continued.
A low moan from Adam, as he watched you intently as you got onto the bed.
He loved it when you talked dirty, it was a stark contrast to your normal poised demeanor.
“What have you been thinking about?” He asked, his voice rough.
“Been thinking about you sucking my nipples, I love it when you do that, do you want to see my breasts baby?”
He nodded eagerly, his hand now in his trunks, stroking his cock as he watch you upclip your bra and let it fall away. You ran your fingers over your erect nipples, gasping at how sensitive they were.
Adam was growling now, ferociously pumping himself.
“Show me your pussy” he almost barked.
You smirked, as you pulled off your thong.
You lay on the bed and opened your legs, giving Adam quite the view.
“Oh my god, I fucking miss you!”
You reached for your massager, flicked it on and pressed it to your throbbing clit.
You moaned loudly, the pressure already building in your core.
“Wish I could ahhhhhh fucking impale you with my cock!” Adam continued to pump furiously, his eyes fixed on the screen.
“Baby, ahhh I’m not going to last long” your voice was husky, as you watched Adam.
“Want to see you cum, show me how you’d cum on my cock.” Adam had put on the stern voice he knew you liked, that he knew tipped you over the edge.
You let out a low throaty moan, convulsing, back arching as your climax hit you.
Had your eyes not been closed you would have seen ribbons of cum hitting Adam’s chest, as he cursed loudly.
You let out a sigh of happiness as you came down, feeling limp.
Looking at the screen you saw Adam doing much the same.
You sat up and leaned to the screen, “I love you” you said softly.
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sometimes you just gotta draw your favs as dads
[screeching]
Them: Sit like a lady
Me:
Sit like women did before short skirts made “knees together” “ladylike”.
Instead of complaining that men take up too much space maybe we should just start talking up space again.
Big skirts Big stance Big mood
Men are always telling me they have to sit like that because nuts need to breathe. What you think my girl don’t need air?
ANIMATED MOVIES TURNED/TURNING 20 YEARS IN 2020
The Tigger Movie (February 11th, 2000)
An Extremely Goofy Movie (February 29th, 2000)
The Road to El Dorado (March 31st, 2000)
Dinosaur (May 19th, 2000)
Titan A.E. (June 16th, 2000)
Chicken Run (June 21st, 2000)
Pokemon 3: The Movie (July 8th, 2000)
The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (September 19th, 2000)
Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders (October 3rd, 2000)
Help! I’m A Fish (October 6th, 2000)
Joseph: King of Dreams (November 7th, 2000)
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (November 17th, 2000)
The Land Before Time 7: The Stone of Cold Fire (December 5th, 2000)
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (December 12th, 2000)
The Emperor’s New Groove (December 15th, 2000)
Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (December 30th, 2000)
You telling me these all came out in the same year? We were fucking spoiled.
He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.
me at 4 am on a school night
a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent.
THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!
My last two brain cells fighting to stay positive
listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny
Meanwhile, in New York City:
"Nature is healing. Angels of death are returning to the streets."
Yep, it seems like it.
We dont hate the baby we hate the parents!! None of us has had a choice to exist or not
whoever discovered uranium was radioactive and decided we can’t have that epic green glassware anymore was a hater
I had to google what this was because I’ve never heard of it and now I’m mad too
Ghost glassware
Glassware for ghosts
the flying dutchman vibes
………. interesting……….
Uhm… are you telling me that the glowing neon green from radiation trope in media is based on these dishes?