psychotic scumbag

stealing is bad !

[ladyllifts-blog]

me: *literally committing a crime*

me: god why is everything tagged this is such an inconvenience to me

[lifting-daisy-blog]

anti-lifter: *goes 3 mph above the speed limit* me: *busts tf in* hhhoooOOOOLY SHit! im calling the pOLice! Im making a fucking bLOG ABOUT THIS criMINAL ACTiviTY! IVE GOT YOUR LICENSE NUMBER, FUCKNUT!

[vanillanarchy]

honestly

[stealy-chan]

lmfao tfw i switch from my sexwork blog to my knitting/crochet blog to my lifting blog and get confused by each definition/use of the word “hook/hooker” by each interest

[pastelgoth-lifting-queen-blog]

This is funny as hell

[ladyllifts-blog]

Someone: just relax and trust your gut. Don't go if you get bad feelings

Me: bitch....... I have anxiety

[ladyllifts-blog]

Gave my page a small ~makeover

[ladyllifts-blog]

Zumiez Question; is it legal/against their policy for them to find you somewhere else in the mall (like the food court) and ask you where an item you were holding went?

[ladyllifts-blog]

I'm high and I thought it would be a good idea to peirce my ears with a pin.

[ladyllifts-blog]

Almost got caught at Victoria’s secret I am shook that I made it out

[ladyllifts-blog]

As soon as I realized they were sus I dropped what I was holding (I hadn't even concealed yet, just my partner had) so I had her drop, even though she didn't think they were sus until way after

[ladyllifts-blog]

Almost got caught at Victoria’s secret I am shook that I made it out

[ladyllifts-blog]

Prettymuch, my partner was seen concealing. All the people in the store sused the fuck out of us(asking about shit that she saw us conceal) so we bought something. I am so surprised they didn't stop us on the way out, especially because the lady who saw us was right at the front. We got the fuck outta that mall.

[ladyllifts-blog]

Almost got caught at Victoria's secret I am shook that I made it out

[cutesylift-blog]

Guys I see some of u that are like getting caught and STAYING until the cops arrive like ???? STORE EMPLOYEES ARE NOT POLICE!!! THEY CANT HOLD U! U BETTA RUN HOE!!!! 🏃🏃🏃🏍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[idontliftweights]

Reblog!

Hello everyone So I’ve been thinking, in my normal everyday life I can’t really talk to anyone about my second life on Tumblr. I mean I can but talking to likeminded lifters isn’t easy. I passed by a post recently about wanting to make a community of people who can support and help each other. A community that can grow, teach, learn and understand each other. Let’s be real this sounds amazing. So I thought I’d give it a try?

So if you want to be part of the community and you:

- are 15 to 19

- have a love for creating things

- lift but also have a life without lifting

- are active on social media

- enjoy lifting 🛍😁

If you are any of the above please reblog this post. I will pick some of you to be part of this community. I’m gonna start it small and see what happens from there.

So again reblog this because likes don’t count and I won’t take you into consideration for this group ❗️❗️

Stay safe guys ❤️❤️❤️

[haullsey-blog]

Much Requested Tips!

I receive a LOT of asks from new lifters/baby lifters and people considering starting to lift and a lot are very similar. I’m really flattered that people look up to me and come to me for advice so thank you guys💞 however, I think it might be convenient to make a big, general post for you guys.

Not all of these tips and strategies are mine! Some I came up with, some I’ve read and seen from other lifters. I am not trying to steal anyone’s credit. No pun intended 😉

Keep reading

[ladyllifts-blog]

Anyone know how to steal a street sign?

[lifting-lolly]

If anybody has any tips on stealing a homecoming dress I’m all ears

[liftydelrey-blog]

I stole a bunch of shit, got a job, got laid, and pumpkin spice lattes are back so it was good day ya know