[theweirdwideweb]

[ladymaybeblue]

Me having sex

Him: mm yeah baby who's your daddy

me: [turns around] YUR NOT MY DAAAAD... Ugly ass fuckin.. noodlehead

[rachelsgreen]

[cowboyism]

anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church

[gosimpsonic-deactivated20190116]

[stolentweets]

[thingstolovefor]

“Imagine a world without hate”. #Love it!

[matrim-notabloodylord-cauthon]

Jesus, this one hurts.

[iraffiruse]

[marigolds-sorry]

I really really needed this wow

[temerairie]

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

[lovealishadawn]

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

[dynastylnoire]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[kraziklutzwelp]

My heart

[sukiandmuzzy-deactivated2026012]

[jeanqrey]

[misangremellama]

POTUS

Pendejo of the United States

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[comradesaucegay]

new exciting concepts for 2017

stop defending neo-nazi’s

stop playing fucking devil’s advocate for them

stop calling their propaganda “fake news”

and for god’s sake stop calling them the “alt-right”

[weavemama]

it hasn’t even been a week since trump got in office and he’s already making orders to fuck with people’s reproductive rights, advance the construction of oil pipelines on native american land, and repeal healthcare from millions of people so literally fuck anyone who says “just give him a chance”!!, because chances aren’t given to assholes who won’t hesitate when it comes to putting people’s lives in jeopardy 

[liberalsarecool]

Fired up. Ready to go. #inDC

[givemealltheowls]

Look under “appeasement”, it’s right before “Nazi Germany takes over Poland.”

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

[outofcontextarthur]