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hungwy

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

pukicho

walm

setheverman

walm

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walm

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walm

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walm

setheverman

get his ass

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

ok i reblogged this w/out realizing walm wasn’t a typo for warm, i thought op just walked behind his peer group bc the bastards generated too much body heet

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

OH SHIT

kanyeismyenemy

Heet

frnkandthechemicalromances

Heet

ghastlycaffeinated

heet

i-drew-a-dog

heet

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get their ass

bob-belcher

cheaphalloweencostume

just because it “fits” doesnt mean its comfortable or sustainable stopppppppp this shit

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There are two main factors at play when someone says that a condom is too small: (1) the band size is too small & (2) the condom is not sustainable

The band is at the base of the condom. It’s latex is made thicker here than the shaft and is, therefore, less elastic. The band keeps the condom secure so it does not come off mid-insertion and so penial fluids do not leak from the condom. To do this, the band has to keep a very tight grip on the base of the penis. This is the main complaint from people using condoms too small for them. The shaft’s plastic can stretch comfortably, but the band is not so lenient and uncomfortably or painfully squeezes the base of the penis.

Condoms in use experience a lot of friction. For a condom’s shaft or band to be stretched farther than it was intended weakens the latex. The band and shaft are then at risk of being broken from the friction. It fitting does not mean it is sustainable.

If your partner says a condom is too small, believe them and cease from doing anything that requires a condom. If your partner says a condom is too small but is trying to pressure you into unprotected sex, kick them out the door.

anxiousartisan

Thaaaank you please read the above they make large and XXL condoms for a reason and it’s not to stoke men’s egos

snyderman37

A former… friend suggested I try a size or two larger, and yes, they do work.

megabeeprime

Yep. At first, I thought that condoms were supposed to be that tight. I’d seen those “condoms can fit on a two liter bottle so quit your complaining,” I had no basis for comparison because dudes don’t talk about that shit, and no one wants to be that “HURR HURR GUESS I NEED A MAGNUM XL” guy.

siphersaysstuff

Now wear that condom on your arm for a while. Ten minutes at least. Still got sensation in your arm?

One of the many failures of sex ed in this country is the notion that there’s only two types of condom, “fits everyone except those elephant-trunk-cock freaks” and “for elephant-trunk-cock freaks or lying braggarts” (and yes, there’s implicit shame in the idea of people needing non-”regular”-sized condoms and the genesis for such is pretty likely rooted in some really nasty viewpoints about certain groups of people but I’m digressing).

But penises come in a LOT of dimensions, and not all of them fit right in a “normal” condom. You don’t need to have a monster down there for a condom to be legitimately painful and/or break mid-act. This can leave a lot of people legitimately unawares that it doesn’t have to be like this. (I was, early on.)

Condom too tight? That’s a real problem for the reasons pointed out above. But it’s a solvable one at most drug stores, which generally have a broader (ha ha) selection than your Walmarts or Targets. Or suck it up (ha ha) and go to an “adult boutique” (a proper one) where they’re likely to have even more options and let’s be real here the people working at these aren’t gonna give you Looks over condom selection. Or shop at said boutiques online if you REALLY need to avoid the in-person thing.

And if you think you’re gonna be doing things requiring condoms, HAVE YOUR OWN. Yes, even if you personally don’t have a penis. Buy a box of large-size as well just in case.

And don’t let anyone give you guff over it, and don’t let anyone pressure you into unprotected sex because of condom size.

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For the record, even if you’re doing things that don’t involve a penis at all, condoms are good to have around. They make great dental dams on the fly, keep toys clean, and keep body parts clean if your partner is using their hands. :) Also, keep some non-latex ones around in case you or your partner has a latex allergy. Trust me, there are few places worse to have that allergic reaction. o_o

naamahdarling

Here! Here is a condom size chart!!! There are probably! Others! You can check!!! So you can be comfortable when getting up to shenanigans. Because condoms that don’t fit are sooo uncomfortable and also a safety risk. A properly sized condom can really help improve sensation in the person with the penis.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/condom-size-chart-906776

I am so happy to be able to help! Condoms are so great!

meneldil-istarendilye

I may be asexual, but this is for my followers who are not

khadij-al-kubra

Aaand this is why we need better Sex-Ed courses in schools. Stay safe kiddos!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

so superheroes get to choose their own costumes right. they get to design it based on personal preferences. and a new superhero is probably gonna repurpose whatever material is on hand

so if, for example, if a furry gained superpowers

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I’M RIGHT AND I SHOULD SAY IT

taggaudtiltheyreblog

Isnt that already a superhero?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

nah those heroes are all shapeshifters or animal-based powers FUCK 👏 THAT 👏 NONSENSE 👏

👏 GIVE 👏 ME 👏 A 👏 HERO 👏 w/ normal run-of-the-mill super strength, super speed, whatever, who doesn’t have spider-powers this or beast boy powers that, but who chooses with no prompting from fate to go out and proudly fight crime in a repurposed fursuit

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

everyone in the notes saying batman but that emo fuck just wears a leather bodysuit + cape and calls it a day. a genuine devout furry would wear something like this

which brings me to my next point: the only truly zoomorphic feature in batman’s costume are the pointy ears. thus, batman is a catgirl

birduwu

no he isn’t you ignorant slut. hes a cute ass cat boy.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and i truly apologize for doing him wrong

normal-horoscopes

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

hombredeflorida

Necroprancer

normal-horoscopes

TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

shieldmaidenofsherwood

I will never ever ever ever EVER be over Character A barely surviving something and Character B being so overcome with relief they just have to clutch A and bury their face in A's neck while A tells them it's okay.

ink-pedia

Robson Carvalho

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[soft awoo]

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context:

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kylos

Freddie Prinze Jr. drops an amazing rant about negativity in the Star Wars fandom on Jeff Dye’s Friendship Podcast | via @allthingscomedy on Instagram

kurlyfryz

Mickey Mouse says:

draconicmonsterfucker-deactivat

I'm bad at art but someone make some "help Hong kong" art with micky, get it goin

kurlyfryz

Is this what you're looking for?

kurlyfryz

Hey, boost this? Actually?

memewhore

storm89

@sheinthatfandom

thestateonmtv

so much of late 2000s music was like “we falling in love... in this club... we’re all family... in this club.... we’re having the time of our lives... in this club” like wtf we gotta get back to the club !!!