I was hit out of nowhere with the urge to do one of these for Sanji because I love him a stupid amount.
In other news, I’m thinking of amending/doing an updated one of these for Hawks since I think some of my feelings have changed a bit.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
-Sanji’s the king of aftercare!!! He always has to make sure that you’re okay and not hurting anywhere and he’ll get you anything you need. He’d probably also insist that you eat and/or drink something after even if it was just a quickie. He’d also cuddle the shit out of you and let you fall asleep in his arms. Your needs come before his, but he mostly just wants to be close to you afterwards anyway so it all kind of works out.
B = Body (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
-Sanji values his hands above anything else obviously since they’re crucial to his culinary dreams. He’s not overly concerned with any other part of his body, to be honest, except maybe his legs since they’re, you know, what he uses to fight.
He loves your chest and your ass because he’s a stereotypical pervert, but he also loves your eyes. He can always tell how you’re feeling by looking into your eyes and he thinks they’re the most beautiful things he’s ever seen.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
-Inside is his favorite, hands down. If you’re giving him head, he’s courteous enough to always give you warning before he comes just in case you don’t want it in your mouth. He also thinks it’s super hot if you tell him to come on your chest.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
-If he ever can’t see you for a while, he’s prone to stealing a piece of your clothing (undergarments included) and cuddling/smelling it while he jerks off. If he can’t get to anything of yours, he’ll just think of you and how good it feels to be with you while he gets himself off.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
-Uhhhhhh not very lmao He’s kissed a few girls, but he’s really managed to get farther than that. He’s not completely naive by any means, but he would need a fair amount of guidance at first. That said, he’d be an attentive listener and a fast learner so he wouldn’t be lost for too long.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
-Missionary. He wants to see you and hear you and touch you and he also probably feels like it’s his duty to make you feel good since he’s the man here. Any position that has him do most of the work is his go-to, but if you want to be on top, he’s not going to stop you.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
-He can definitely be goofy in the moment! He loves seeing you smile and hearing you laugh and always wants to make sure you’re enjoying yourself. One of his favorite things is when he can feel you smile against his lips while he kisses you.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
-Trimmed but that’s as far as he goes really. If you asked him to do anything, he’d happily oblige but he’s comfortable enough just keeping things clean.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
-Sanji is so romantic that it’s actually gross in the most endearing way possible. He will wine and dine you every night if you let him, buy you flowers, compliment you, literally anything you can think of. He would be incredibly sweet to you during sex, kissing you, telling you how gorgeous you look, holding your hands, and just appreciating you in whatever way he can think of.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
-He gets himself off like all the time especially if you’re apart because he misses you so much. He also loves touching himself while watching you shower or get changed because, again, he’s a pervert. You’ve given him permission, though, and it actually made it more exciting for him.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
-Food play, femdom/mommy dom, bondage, orgasm denial (you denying him), roleplay, body worship, overstimulation, praise, voyeurism, edging (you edging him mostly). He’s pretty into you roughing him up or punishing him, but he can’t bring himself to do it to you because he’s scared of hurting you.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
-One of your bedrooms is preferable since you have the freedom to indulge and do whatever you want, but he’s pretty alright with doing it anywhere if you really want it. If you’re comfortable, he can make it work. That said, his kitchen is off-limits.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
-The better question is what doesn’t turn him on. He’s particularly a sucker for you giving him big dewey eyes and acting needy, running your fingers along the back of his neck, or showing a peek of your lingerie. Speaking of lingerie, that in itself is a huge turn on for him. He loves seeing you in any and all lingerie and goes absolutely nuts if you pick something out specifically to wear for him.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
-Sanji never wants to hurt you, so it’s near impossible to get him to go beyond some spanking and biting. One of the worst things he can do in his mind is hit a woman so it’s highly unlikely you’d ever be able to get him to go further. He’s also not into degrading you like it almost causes him physical pain to even consider it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
-He loves both since he adores making you feel good, but he also thinks you look incredibly sexy when you go down on him especially since you seem to enjoy it so much. He was a little nervous about eating you out in the beginning, but he’s gotten very good at it from a combination of trial and error and listening to your directions in the moment.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
-He likes to take his time and really savor things with you even if you’re just having a quickie. He loves to touch you all over and appreciate every part of you and really make sure you know how much he cares for you. Sanji probably won’t ever get “rough” with you, just a bit forceful if he’s feeling particularly needy that day.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
-He’s always down for a quickie: it’s arguably the most common way y’all have sex given the fact that it’s stupidly easy to turn him on. You have plenty of romantic evenings, but if one (or both) of you get horny at some point during the day, Sanji has zero issue with ducking into a closet or somewhere somewhat private and ravaging you before continuing on with whatever he had been doing.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
-He can be a little hesitant to experiment if he’s not familiar, but he’s willing to do it for you if it’s something you’re wanting to try. He’s not all that intimidated by sex in public places so he’s down to take those kinds of risks on the reg.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
-In terms of how long he can last, it’s gotten much better with time (his inexperience worked against him in the beginning). His stamina is top notch now, though. He needs some time to recuperate between escapades, but he can easily go a handful of times in a day.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
-He wasn’t much for toys, but you’ve shown him how fun they can be. He likes using them on you or watching you use them on yourself. He’s also into it when you wear a remote-controlled vibrator as you go about your day and let him be in control of the remote.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
-He’s honestly not much of a tease, at least not in the “ohhhh, you wanna kiss me so bad” sense or actively denying you pleasure sense. He’s so upfront about his feelings that he simply never considers it and I wouldn’t be surprised if he also found it ungentlemanly~ to tease a lady. His teasing is more to get you worked up or to help build the ultimate amount of pleasure you experience. That said, he very much enjoys being teased in any way, shape, or form.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
-Weirdly enough, he’s louder when he’s just flirting or swooning over you. Most of the time he gets loud is when you’re in control, but if he’s the dominant one, he keeps his noises mostly for you, letting out moans and praise and compliments that are for your ears only.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
-One of Sanji’s favorite things in the entire world is when you sit on his lap and make out with him. It doesn’t have to lead to anything else or entail anything raunchier than simply being close and kissing: that’s more than enough to make him happy and he’s up for a good makeout session any time.
(I’m doing another one because I can’t stop thinking about it)
If you happened to have another lady that you were attracted to and wanted to fool around with, Sanji is 100% down to watch. And maybe if he’s good and all parties agree, he can participate a bit.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
-Sanji has a nice dick and I will not be convinced otherwise, thank you very much. We all know he’s fit as hell and, to be honest, he probably loves when you run your hands all over his muscles. Also, any body hair he has is closer to the color of his facial hair than the hair on his head.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
-Real fuckin’ high, to the surprise of literally no one. He’s always down to fool around and it would take a lot to have him ever turn you down. The closest he gets is if he’s right in the middle of cooking and can’t pull himself away. In that case, he won’t say no, he’ll just tell you to hang on until he’s done and then he’ll give you as much attention as you want.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
-Not very quickly as he’s more concerned about you and what you need after a sexual encounter. He’s not particularly tired afterwards like he could easily get up and go continue his day, but he still likes to lay with you for a bit afterwards and just enjoy each other’s company, especially if you request it of him specifically,
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Takami Keigo | Hawks/Reader
Characters: Takami Keigo | Hawks, Reader
Additional Tags: POV Second Person, POV Female Character, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Smut, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Domestic Fluff, Christmas, Birthday, Making Out, Grinding, Strip Tease, Pet Names, Face-Sitting, Established Relationship, Riding, Wing Kink, Lingerie
Series: Part 5 of YY Monthly Writing Challenges
Summary:
“Are you just saying that because you want me to do a Christmas striptease for you now?”
Hawks’s smirk widens and he touches his forehead to yours, still swaying to the music playing in the background. “That’s not why I said it, but I wouldn’t be opposed.”
Written for the Yagami Yato December 2020 Writing Challenge
Discord Name: ladymiseria
P.S. I have Shoto and Tamaki in the works next hehehehe
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
-He honestly just wants to lay down and have a cigarette and relax. He doesn’t demand cuddles but he’s also not gonna say no. He’ll share his cig with you, if you want, and pet your hair while you rest your head on his chest. He’s not much of a talker so you’ll just chill out in the quiet.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
-He...doesn’t really have a favorite body part of his. He has a lot of negativity associated with his body and how it essentially rejected his Quirk and caused him so much pain and permanent scarring, so he prefers not to focus on it. His abdomen is still mostly unscarred as well as his cock, so he’s pretty down with those parts (his cock especially because he’s a lewd bastard).
There’s not really a part of you that he doesn’t love, but he has a special affection for your hands, your thighs, and your neck. He loves how warm you are and how your hands feel on his skin and the sounds you make when he kisses or bites your neck. And he could rest his head on your thighs forever.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
-He loves coming anywhere and everywhere on your body: on your back, on your chest, on your thighs, on your face, anywhere. He also loves coming in your mouth and making you show him that you swallowed it all.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
-He loves when you touch his scars, especially along the seams where they’re stapled and connect to his unmarred skin. It’s super sensitive there and turns him into a big whiney baby. It feels good but he still views it as a weakness so he’ll never admit to how much he actually loves it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
-Very experienced, but he won’t ever talk about with who. He’s very good at reading your body in the moment and picking up on subtle cues also.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
-He is 100% that guy that lets his partner get on top and then just puts his hands behind his head and watches. That said, he loves taking you up against walls, too.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
-Serious is kind of Dabi’s default. It’s not that he’s not having fun with you: laughing and making jokes just, uh, isn’t really in his personality. He’ll definitely give you some smiles, though.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
-Due to his burns, the only hair he can really grow is what’s on his head, so keeping himself groomed isn’t really an issue.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
-He is a devious bastard, but God damn, is he in love with you. He loves making you feel good and taken care of and, even if he’s not the typical romantic type, he’s still super affectionate in little sweet ways and will never hold out on telling you he loves you and how much you mean to him. After being alone for so long, he revels in having someone special that he can keep close to him always.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
-His favorite way to jack off is to sexts/phone sex with you, and a close second is while looking at pictures/videos he has saved of you/the two of you together. He loves hearing your voice and sending nasty pictures back and forth.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
-Let’s see here: BDSM, bondage, impact play, bloodplay, temperature play, wax play, breathplay, thighfucking, facefucking, domming the absolute shit out of you, overstimulation, edging, phone sex/sexting, degradation, exhibitionism, orgasm denial, biting, filming you/taking pictures of you while you play, aaaaaaand PDA of any kind. This is everything I could think of off the top of my head but I guarantee you that I’ll think of more.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
-Anywhere. No like literally anywhere. He could not give a shit less if people see you or it’s inconvenient. He will take you wherever and whenever he wants.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
-He’s so obsessed with you that it’s really not difficult to get him in the mood, supposing he wasn’t in the mood already. When in doubt, put on something sexy/send him a sexy pic and he’ll be all over you almost immediately.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
-Honestly? Almost nothing. He has very few hard limits, if any, but he is very respectful of yours. The biggest thing for him is pegging. He’ll still indulge you if you really want to do it, but it’s not something he ever asks for.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
-He prefers receiving over giving but he’s no scrub and will still eat you ‘til you cry. He just thinks you look so pretty with his cock in your mouth, though.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
-All of the above. It depends on his mood and how tired he is, but he’s fast and rough most of the time, but he’s also very into playing with you and drawing things out and lowkey taking the time to worship each other.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
-He loves him a good quickie. He can’t always be bothered with the preamble of foreplay and all that, so if one or both of you are suddenly all riled up, he’ll just go for it and take you right there and then continue with whatever he was doing before once he’s finished.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
-Dabi’s entire life is just taking one risk after another so yes, absolutely. He’s very upfront about what he likes and what he’d like you to try with him and he does his best to listen to you when you express what you like and want, as well. Even if he acts like he’s brushing you off, you can rest assured that he’s actually listening and filing away whatever it is you’re sharing with him for later use.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
-He can last for quite a while even when you’re just having a quickie. He also loves to prolong your play when you’re really getting into it so he can go for numerous rounds.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
-He doesn’t own proper toys: he usually just finds things around the house and makes it work. You’ve managed to convince him to invest in some actual durable toys, though.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
-A fair amount. He loooooves pushing your buttons until you’re ready to break: he gets off on seeing how desperate you can be for him.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
-He’s very quiet, but not silent. He mostly growls and groans in your ear while you fuck, and he curses a lot.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
-Dabi is a very visual kind of guy so he loves watching you during sex/watching you in general. Oddly enough, he’s not really into voyeurism because he prefers that you know he’s there and that his eyes are on you.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
-Dabi has a God damn Jacob’s Ladder and you cannot change my mind on this. His burns are sporadic over the rest of his body, some on his legs and stomach and a large part of his back. There doesn’t seem to be a lot of rhyme or reason as to where the burns developed and he’s reluctant to give details.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
-It’s rare to catch him in a mood where he’d say no to sex. He typically propositions first, whether directly or via a sexy text. Even if he’s not really “in the mood”, he’ll still let you climb on top and ride him while he lays back and just watches.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
-He can fall asleep pretty quick afterwards. Orgasms actually help him get to sleep, so if you’re ever not around when it’s time for bed, he’ll try to get a hold of you so you can get some sexting/phone sex in and he can get off before turning in for the night.
I rarely post about her but trust me when I say that Cleo is my pudgy little buddy and I’m very thankful for her company while I listen to class lectures all night https://www.instagram.com/p/CElwjk3j5A5/?igshid=10defb93zbwyb
Sex stuff you probably won’t learn from fanfiction and/or porn:
Erotic fic and porn can be a lot of fun! But if you aren’t being provided with adequate sex ed through other channels (comprehensive sexual education, frank and open discussions with trusted adults, etc.), turning to fanfic and porn for your understanding of sex is gonna leave some major blindspots and may leave you with some unrealistic expectations. While there’s nothing wrong with these kinds of erotica, they are fictional and tend to leave out a lot of the more realistic, human parts of sex - they serve a great purpose, but that purpose isn’t primarily educational. The following is an incomplete list of some things you should probably know about sex that a lot of fic and porn tends to leave out:
It isn’t always super hot or super sweet. Sometimes it’s super silly. Or sometimes it’s sort of mundane and you’re both simply scratching an itch. That’s fine too. (Hell, sometimes you’re talking about comic books while boning and your partner is laughing that you’re getting REALLY ANGRY about spider-man while they’re going to town on you.)
You will probably not climax at the same moment. It’s a sweet idea, but extremely hard to coordinate, and if all your concentration is going into coming at the exact same moment, you’re probably not enjoying yourselves as much as you might.
Sometimes bodies make weird, goofy noises. Squelching, slapping, air-escaping, un-sexy noises. It’s okay to laugh at this.
Hell, it’s okay to laugh during sex in general.
Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you fart while someone is going down on you and it is embarrassing as hell. This isn’t the end of the world. Embarrassing body things happen. Heck, sometimes, with anal, there’s a little poo. You get over it.
Sometimes sex is… kinda bad? This doesn’t mean it’s assault, or something traumatic – sometimes it’s consensual but just kinda bleh and not what you hoped for. The best thing to do (if you’re talking about sex with a partner and not just a hook up who you can not call back) is talk to them about it. Figure out what went wrong, what you enjoy and what you don’t, and communicate what techniques you do and don’t like. Also don’t be afraid to stop someone in the middle of the sex act you’re not enjoying and offer guidance on how to help make it good for you too. (Side tip: masturbation makes great research into what you personally do and don’t enjoy sexually)
You won’t enjoy every sex act. Not every body is wired to find every thing pleasurable. You might find anal does nothing for you. You may find g-spot stimulation just makes you really anxious that you’re about to pee. You may not enjoy giving or receiving oral. You’re not broken if you don’t like something that every pornstar or smutty fanfic protagonist seems to have earth-shattering orgasms from. Everyone’s got nerve endings in a range of places – it’s quite literally, different strokes for different folks.
On that note, not all orgasms are earth-shattering. Sometimes it just feels warm and nice. That’s fine too.
Sometimes, if you’re neutral on a sex act and your partner loves it, you can suck it up for them, and they’ll suck up something they’re not crazy about for your pleasure in return. But communicate preferences with each other! Know that when a partner does that thing you love that they don’t get much from, that it’s an act of care, and vice versa.
Falling asleep in each other’s arms right after wild passionate sex seems really romantic, but dried and crusty fluids are gonna be a bitch in the morning. Also, after sex, you should both (regardless of your equipment) go pee to clear out the urethra of any gunk or bacteria to reduce risk of a UTI.
Putting a towel down on the bed before sex means you don’t have to sleep on wet funky sheets. (it’s also verrrrrry useful for period sex if you or your partner menstruate.)
A lot of people don’t like dirty talk, or rough sex. Always ask first. (Fanfic on the whole does a better job than porn at showing communication, but a lot of it is still highly fictive on this point)
PROTECTION PROTECTION PROTECTION. Use condoms, dental dams, etc. not just to prevent pregnancy, but to reduce risk of STIs. (Yes, even couples with the same genitals who don’t need to worry about pregnancy).
Lube is great and very important, but random goopy things around you are not good lube. Random oils especially, since oil doesn’t flush out well and can trap bacteria inside the body – oil-based lubricant also degrades condoms. Use lube specifically designed for intimate purposes. Water-based and silicone-based lubes help sex feel really good!
Bigger isn’t necessarily better. A lot of people with vaginas don’t enjoy the feeling of being repeatedly punched in the cervix by a monster cock. Some people enjoy a larger size when being penetrated by an appendage or toy and some don’t.
Bodies are hairy. Genitals are hairy. You may get a pube stuck in your teeth at some point. If your partner is WAY fuzzier than porn ever led you to believe they’d be, well, that’s normal.
Not everyone loves the taste of ejaculate. Sometimes it’s nasty (flavor tends to vary from person to person depending on their diet, but sometimes you just really don’t like it no matter what. Some of us hate the taste of peanut butter. People don’t always like things). It’s okay not to swallow, or to request a penis-having partner warn you so they don’t ejaculate in your mouth (in fact, it’s polite for them to do the latter).
If you’re gonna have shower sex, get one of those rubbery mats for the shower floor that gives you traction, because otherwise it’s super embarrassing to call for an ambulance while dripping wet and naked because you slipped and accidentally broke something and your partner got a concussion while you were trying to bang in the shower.
Moaning and screaming wildly during sex is fun but it will make the neighbors in the apartments adjacent to you hate you. Make choices accordingly.
Muscle cramps happen. If you’re in a weird position, your body may decide to object. Pillows for support can be wonderful things.
Anyone who finds towels aren’t enough, they make waterproof pillowcases you can get for like $10. Fold a bath sheet in half, slide the pillowcase in between the layers.
Related, there is no such thing as too much lube. (I wish fanfic writers would depict using lube more often, and I am looking at myself in the mirror on this one.)
It’s big simpin’ hours for everyone’s favorite bird brain hawk man. Let’s do itttt
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
-Hawks will wrap you up in his arms and immediately cuddle the shit out of you. Lots of words of love and affirmation and reassurance and also kisses all over your face. He needs to make sure you feel safe and comfortable, especially if it was a particularly intense session.
In terms of what he needs/wants, it’s very similar. He wants to be held and cuddled and fawned over a bit, and he likes to be reassured, as well.
B = Body (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
-ASS MAN. Hawks loves that BOOTY and he is not shy about it. He’s always touching it, smacking it, or even just ogling it. He loves slipping his hand in your back pocket when you’re out together and will never pass up an opportunity to fluster you in public by giving your ass a sly squeeze.
Honorable mention is thighs! God damn, he loves him some soft thighs in every way.
Hawks doesn’t spare much thought when it comes to his own body, except for, unsurprisingly, his wings: they are the key component of his image, after all. He takes a lot of pride in keeping them clean and smooth. They’re also incredibly sensitive, so he never lets anyone touch them besides himself and you, of course. In fact, if you play with his wings juuuuust right, he can get off from that alone.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
-He insists on coming inside (especially if he’s in rut), whether that means downstairs or in your mouth.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
-Dom the shit out of this man and make him submit to you; he gets off to it super hard.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
-Hawks has always been popular and attractive so sexual encounters have never been difficult for him to come by (no pun intended). Rest assured that he very much knows what he’s doing. That said, he’s never had any kind of serious relationship before you, though.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
-Hawks is hitting that shit from behind every chance he gets: he needs easy access to that booty obviously
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
-Hawks loves to be goofy and cute and have fun with you in the moment. He can definitely be serious, too, but he loves teasing and getting to have some sweet, fun sexy times with you.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
-Hawks keeps himself clean and trimmed up, especially now that he’s in a serious relationship. He also always makes it a point to wear the cologne you’d taken a liking to.
Random headcanon: Hawks smells like old leather and dark, warm musky cologne.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
-Hawks is super romantic! He loves just kissing and caressing every part of you, telling you how much you mean to him, how much he loves you, and how beautiful he thinks you are. He’s chosen you as his lifelong mate and he’ll never let you forget why.
Outside of the bedroom, Hawks still maintains the romance. He’s always got a hold on you when you’re out and adores taking you out to eat or on dates to different places. His more bird-like tendencies also mean that he’s constantly buying trinkets and shiny things for you as tokens of affection.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
-He doesn’t masturbate much anymore (it reminds him of a significantly lonelier time). He only really indulges if he has to be away from you for longer than usual or if he’s in rut (and you’re not available to help him out).
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
-Breeding, bondage, dom/sub, overstimulation, edging, light impact play, pegging, degradation AND praise, wing play (is that even a thing? It is now, I guess), snowballing, body worship
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
-Honestly? He’s not super picky. He’s just as happy to take you in his bed as he is to take you on the roof of a high-rise. He’s cocky and a bit of an exhibitionist, truth be told, so he doesn’t much care about getting caught.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
-Play with his wings, particularly near the base where they connect to his back. The small bit of skin between his wings is also incredibly sensitive.
If we’re being honest, it’s not the least bit difficult for you to seduce Hawks: you manage it without even trying a good amount of the time. That said, some foolproof methods are: making out, neck kisses, give him The Look (I’m sure you know what I mean).
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
-Hawks is kinda selfish and possessive so he’s not really willing to share you with anyone else. He’s also not too keen on hurting you aside from the normal impact play/biting.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
-Hawks is so God damn good at oral. Like really fucking good. And he knows it and will weaponize that shit. He loves giving and how you squirm and moan and pull his hair and grab his wings: he’d eat you every day if you’d let him. He loves receiving, too, but giving is really where his horny little heart is.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
-Hawks doesn’t really have a default pace: it all depends on the situation and he’s exceptionally good at reading the room, so to speak. The only time he really loses control is during rut when his animal brain takes over and he needs to have you until his body literally gives out.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
- Not his go-to, but he can definitely get down with it if it works best for the situation (and with how easily worked up he gets).
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
-Hawks is an open-minded dude, so he’s down to try a lot of shit at least once, especially if you’re really gunning for it.
I touched on this a little earlier, but he’s also not really bothered by the thought of someone catching him messing around with you. It would just be an opportunity to show off, in his mind.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
-Hawks can go for quite a few rounds (and don’t even think about when he’s in rut because HOO BOY THAT’S A WHOLE OTHER STORY). He’s the number 2 pro hero so you know his stamina’s top tier.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
-First off, I am firmly in the #peghawks2020 camp so you KNOW he’s gettin’ the strap on the reg.
Anyway, yeah, Hawks can get down with some toys. He actually likes to use his feathers as toys from time to time, too.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
-He likes to tease, but not too much. Frankly, he’s just kind of impatient and gets too worked up himself from the teasing. You’re cute when you’re flustered, though, and he wouldn’t give up that sight for the world.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
-Boy can get LOUD when he’s really in the zone. Moans, growls, whimpers, it’s all on the menu. He’s also prone to making pleased little chirping noises or warbles when you give him affection, complete with some wing twitches for good measure.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
-I have many but I guess I’ll just pick my favorite: Hawks loves to dance with you. Doesn’t matter what kind, he just can’t get enough of watching your body move and feeling you against him. He can also feel the vibrations of the music in his feathers and it can be very stimulating.
Dancing also plays into the bird thing as male birds often “dance” in an attempt to seduce a mate, and Hawks is no different. Sometimes when he’s dancing with you, his wings will flap and puff out like he’s peacocking for you.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
-Hawks has been training his body since he was a kid so he is in fantastic shape. He’s not super tall, but he’s slim while maintaining that good muscle definition. He’s stronger than he looks.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
-It’s HELLA high, y’all, mostly because he’s obsessed with you. But yeah, he’s almost always in the mood to fool around.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
-Hawks gets wiped out after sex and you often have to keep him from passing out right you finish. He just wants to snuggle up to you and doze off ‘cause he’s so happy and content and comfortable. Even if he’s in rut, he still needs to be holding you when he’s finally spent and ready for sleep.
I'd love to hear your additional thought to the Levi and Satan's alphabets!!
Of course! I’ll go with Levi first:
-He constantly has his D.D.D. out, filming stuff so I think he’d be really into videotaping his especially spicy encounters (and then jerking off to them later). Piggybacking off of that, he also has a bit of a voyeurism streak. You’re savvy to him now and you don’t mind (you never did, really), but he likes to watch you undress/masturbate/bathe without you knowing, or at least under the guise of not knowing. It’s an aspect of some of your roleplays, as well, now!
-Levi is kind of a sloppy kisser, but he puts a lot of heart into it, so it’s actually kind of endearing. He’s been getting better with practice, though.
Aaaaand now for Satan:
-Satan has a certain affinity for sensation play. Like I mentioned in my original post, he’s fascinated by your reactions to different scenarios and stimuli, so he’s super into blindfolding you and just making you feel.
-I mentioned bloodplay in my original post, so I’ll elaborate on it a little more. He likes the taste of your blood and will lap at any wounds you might sustain during play. He’s not really drinking it; he just likes the act itself and, again, the taste. He also likes when he kisses you after getting your blood in his mouth and it transferring sloppily to your face. Alternatively, sometimes he wipes your own blood onto your lips and then kisses you.
-I know Asmo canonically uses “kitten” as a pet name, but Satan does, as well, because he’s Satan and why the fuck wouldn’t he, given everything we know about him.
-He likes to be served in the bedroom, but he’s a complete gentleman when you’re out and about and he’s incredibly attentive to your needs in both scenarios.
-He likes when you rest your head in his lap while he’s reading.
That’s all I can think of right this minute, but knowing me, I’ll probably come up with a bunch more shit down the line because that’s just who I am as a person lmao I hope this was at least somewhat interesting!
Finally, I’m posting Belphie’s entry in this little series. I could’ve elaborated more on some points, but then I would never shut up so. I’m also kicking my own ass because I’ve thought of additional things I could have included in Levi and Satan’s but now it feels dumb to go back and edit them. Oh well. Hit up my ask if you’re really curious about what I left out and I’d be happy to talk to your ear off lol
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
-Lots of cuddles and kissing and just overall closeness. He doesn’t like to be left alone even if he’s just going to fall asleep right afterward: he feels better if you’re still there with him, especially if it was a particularly intense session. He wants to be reassured that you still want him and want to be with him.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
-He loves basically everything of yours from chest to thighs: that’s the best place to sleep on another person, after all. But he also loves it because it’s so soft and warm and comforting. He loves listening to your heartbeat while his head is on your chest or falling asleep in your lap while you play with his hair.
Belphie is very fond of his demon form, probably the most so out of all the brothers. He loves when his tail and/or horns are incorporated in your sexual encounters, and even gets excited when you pay attention to his cow spots.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
-He always wants to come inside, but if he’s in a submissive mood, he’s really into you making him come all over himself.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
-He would never admit it to anyone but you but he yearns for punishment. Belphie is a switch and, whenever he’s submissive to you, he loves to be punished, especially physically.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
-Fairly experienced, and probably the most so when it comes to being intimate with humans given his past affinity for visiting the human world. This makes him an exceptional partner for a human like you, though.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
-Anything that lets him lay back and be close to you, so side-by-side or you on top. Basically the most intimate position(s) possible.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
-Fairly serious, but he still loves to tease (and be teased) during the actual act, and making you smile feels like a victory to him. He’s quite capable of levity, despite what his brothers may think.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
-Belphie doesn’t pay much mind to his body hair situation, but he does clean himself up a bit for you.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
-Intimacy is very important to Belphie. He loves spending one-on-one time with you, and you’re one of the few people who can actually get him out of the house. He likes to do little things for you that may seem insignificant from the outside, but you appreciate the hell out of them.
It was mentioned before, but he loves any position that’s particularly intimate and allows him to touch as much of you as he can. He likes feeling wanted and trusted.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
-Belphie masturbates fairly frequently, mostly because it’s easier than engaging with another being in hopes of sexual satisfaction, and he can do it from the comfort of his own bed. He’s cut back since you got together, but it’s still a simple indulgence for him.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
-Breathplay/choking is at the top, but he was very nervous about bringing it up to you after, well, that whole incident. Belphie also loves PDA of any kind, dom/sub (he’s a switch so he finds pleasure in both roles), impact play, orgasm denial (for either of you), and consensual somnophilia (again, for either of you).
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
-It’s Belphie so his bed or your bed, obviously. Anywhere soft and comfy is fair game for him.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
-The teasing really gets to him, hence why the two of you keep up a constant stream of it. Also, making out! He could kiss you for hours and it’s the quickest way to get him excited.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
-He’s not into sharing you with anyone (though he’s not opposed to getting Beel involved).
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
-He very much enjoys both giving and receiving, and he’s quite good at the former. His favorite is when you play with his horns while he’s going down on you.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
-Avatar of Sloth so...slow, generally lol That doesn’t mean that he can’t pick up the pace when the situation demands it, though. He has bursts of stamina as opposed to a consistent speed.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
-Not really into them since he generally likes to take his time and go at his own pace (which is slow obviously), so quickies kind of go directly against this. They’re not a hard no for him, though. The two of you tease each other enough that sometimes he simply gets too riled up and needs you right then and there.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
-Yes, very much. He loves pushing your boundaries and seeing how far you’re willing to go with him. Pushing your limits plays into his more demonic tendencies, but it’s also because he wants to see how deep your love goes for him (and what he should avoid if he wants to keep you all to himself).
As mentioned before, he’s also very into PDA of all kinds so he has no problem fooling around in places where you might get caught.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
-Quite long, though probably the shortest of all the brothers given, you know, the whole sloth thing. That said, still significantly longer than any human.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
-He honestly never cared all that much, but he’s now been converted. Using them on you means he can still pleasure you even if his mantle is working against him in the moment. And he’s down for almost any toy used on him if it’s for punishment purposes.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
-Belphie loves to tease more than anything. He’s a snarky little trickster so teasing is all part of the sexual game for him. Touches, whispers, suggestive texts, you name it and he’s probably used it to get you into his bed.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
-Belphie’s not very loud; he prefers for any noises he makes to be just for you. Little groans and whispers and growls are the most common for him. On the flip side, though, he loves when you get loud. He loves your voice and the thought of his brothers (or anyone, for that matter) knowing exactly what the two of you are doing together.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
-He’s a little bit of a brat, but an even bigger brat tamer. He’s never fully admitted it, but he loooves when you push back against him when he’s domming you.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
-Belphie’s cow spots cover a lot more of his body than just his neck/shoulders; they’re also on his dick. He’s bigger than most humans and it’s highly textured. He also has a piercing on the underside.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
-Pretty high, but he’s lazy. You’ve learned how to properly motivate him, though.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
-Almost instantly: it’s Belphegor, after all. Sex is a big energy expenditure so he’s passing out almost as soon as his head hits the pillow. Not before making sure you’re right there with him, though.
Here is another one for one of the more underappreciated Obey Me boys. I just love Satan a lot, okay.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
-You are his priority after sex, plain and simple. He knows how delicate the human body is compared to a demon’s so he has to make sure that you’re okay, physically and emotionally. He’ll do whatever you need to relax and loves holding you and stroking your hair and just coming back to earth (the Devildom? lol) together.
In terms of aftercare he needs/wants, affirmations of love and reassurance are big for him. It makes him feel better to know that you’re still happy with him and want to continue on together, learning and growing along the way.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
-Satan loves your neck: kissing it, touching it, biting it, sucking on it, marking it up. It means a lot to him that you trust him enough to allow him to get close so he makes sure to lavish such an important part of your body with as much attention as he can.
While he ultimately doesn’t pay much mind to his own physical attributes (he values his brains more than his braun), he does enjoy his arms and how he’s able to use them for displays of both softness (hugging, holding, etc) and strength (picking you up, pinning you down, etc).
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
-He’s down to come anywhere pretty much, but the real winner is when you swallow/clean up after him with your mouth and then kiss him afterwards.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
-He goes absolutely feral when you look/act like a little slut in front of him (teasing, flirting, showing a lot of skin, etc). He has a bit of a jealousy streak and you being too saucy~ really brings it out of him.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
-Satan has had his fair share of experience (he’s very popular with the witches). That said, he also reads a lot of romance novels so he had to find the real-world balance of how sexual encounters actually work once he met someone he really cared about.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
-Satan looooves to hit it from behind: hands on your hips, your face in the pillows, pulling your hair. Any position that puts him in control is A+ in his mind.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
-He can be very serious, but he’ll still laugh with you (especially if you surprise him with a kiss or something like that). He’s a fairly serious person in general, but he allows himself to let go of the facade a bit when you’re together.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
-Satan takes his grooming and personal hygiene very seriously. He’s always shaved and conditioned and overall just very clean. He smells really nice, too.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
-Satan is a hopeless romantic. He always wants to take you on dates and buy you gifts and do little things here and there for you to show how much he cares and how much you mean to him. This often carries over into any sexual encounters you have, as well. He very near worships your body and wants to make you feel good and, more importantly, loved. Even if he’s going hard, he never forgets to check in with you and balance it out with some tenderness.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
-He’s actually not big on masturbating: if he wanted to get off, he could just go find a willing participant with relative ease. He also sometimes feels a bit guilty and dirty after masturbating, though he can’t quite place his finger on why. And if he’s turned on and you’re not in the immediate vicinity, he would honestly rather just let his lust build as he searches for you and then unleash it while you’re together.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
-Dom/sub, bondage, biting, collaring, blindfolds, a bit of bloodplay if you’re down
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
-His room, because he can have you all to himself without the risk of interruption. That said, he’s had you in the library and the archives, as well, which was exceptionally thrilling.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
-Satan is a big ol’ nerd and any display of your intelligence or expertise (in any subject) is a huge turn on for him. He could listen to you talk for hours about your interests and he’s even more enthralled when it’s an interest the two of you share. You are unbelievably sexy to him when you show off your smarts.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
-He doesn’t care to be dominated due to always wanting to be in control, but it’s something you’ve been working on together and he’s much more receptive to letting go of the reins on occasion now.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
-Satan is infuriatingly good at giving oral. He has no idea why you say this but he accepts the compliment. Receiving feels exceptionally dirty to him, but he gets off on it.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
-Fast and rough is the general default for Satan given his title, but being the romantic he is, he can get very sensual, focusing solely on you and fulfilling your every wish until you’re completely spent.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
-Satan can be a jealous, possessive boy so it’s not uncommon for him to have his way with you when the mood strikes him. Quickies aren’t his preferred engagement (at least with you), but sometimes he’s simply incapable of waiting.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
-He’s the most logical and level-headed of the brothers so his knee-jerk reaction to a risk is hesitance, but his passion for you wins out more often than not. He’s certainly down to experiment and is always eager to hear your ideas and what you’d like to try and, if allowed the time, he nerds out and does all the research he can to make sure he’s doing things correctly (and safely, should it apply).
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
-As long as you need him to/as long as he wants. He is a demon and that has its advantages.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
-Satan had always been intrigued by toys, but had never explored with them until the two of you got together. He loves to use them on you now, though. He likes the variety and all the new sensations and scenarios he can use them for: it’s almost like studying.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
-It varies depending on his mood. He likes to tease until he’s convinced that you want him as much as he wants you. He doesn’t prolong it, though; he mostly does it to see all of your cute reactions.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
-Not very loud, but there’s still a lot of vocal expression on his part. Growls, moans, groans, whispers, and the occasional chuckle are all part of the encounter with him. He likes to talk to you during and likes when you talk to him.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
-He likes pulling you close to him with the feather boa from his demon form and kissing you while he wraps you both up in it. He also likes tying your wrists together with it.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
-Satan’s dick has similar coloration to his tail, but the texture isn’t as rough or severe. It has a distinct but not uncomfortable upward curve to it, as well.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
-He never knew he could want someone as much as he wants you. He still likes having his own space from time to time, but just thinking about you for long enough usually leads him down the path of lust and he’s not one to sit around and do nothing about it.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
-Not very quickly. He’d prefer to spend time with you relaxing afterward. Even if you fall asleep, he’s content to hold you and read until you wake up or he feels tired, as well.
Dude, you deserve it! Beside the fact there is a lack of Belphie content, you nailed him! And it was cute without sacrificing the clever bite the boy has, and just it was really great. I can’t wait to see more of your stuff!
khfglskdhglsdf THANK YOU he was so fun to write honestly like he’s such a little shit but he’s also so soft and cute ;___; I’m planning on doing like a proper in-depth take on him and MC actually building a relationship (since the game has him just jumping right into friendship with you) and I am very excited to write guilty, emotionally tortured Belphie. Maybe he’ll even cry WHO KNOWS
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