[worldworldworldworld]

"Ace checking his email", 2008

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Curtis Lanaghan

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[shinekocreator]

Okay, this is actually funny

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[spiribia]

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

[snippybaby]

Was literally thinking about this when I gave the rabbits their breakfast, the same dry pellets they get twice a day every day, and they were so hyped for it, as they always are. Why can't I have that where are my pellets #mypellets

[analytically]

Can astrologers use astrological charts to understand people's character and lives? Our new study put astrologers to the test

Astrology is very popular — both Gallup and YouGov report that about 25% of Americans believe that the position of the stars and planets can

Astrology doesn't seem to work.

[intimate-mirror]

[performativezippers]

Some highlights:

Astrologers helped design the study

No one did better than random chance, even though they only included people in the study who are experienced with astrology and stated that they expect themselves to do better than random chance

They gave every astrologer a set of 50 things about a person and 5 birth charts to choose from. They weren’t even coming up with the chart themselves!

After taking the test, most thought they nailed it. Zero out of 152 did better than 5 out of 12. None nailed it

Astrologers who rated themselves highly experienced (“world class experts”) did the same or worse as those who said they have limited experience. Both performed the same as random chance

This is hilarious

[o-craven-canto]

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

[classicmeevs]

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

[classicmeevs]

2016 dash here

[cleonibbles]

2014 dash

2012 dash

2010 dash

[neververy4]

BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!

Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you

[porcupine-girl]

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.

[cannibalspicnic]

So, I've lost count of the number of times I've rewatched Interview with the Vampire and the number of times I've seen this moment

And between his accent and my shitty French, I've always kinda been like, "What's he saying? It's like...again but more honest...or something. I dunno."

Only for today to be the day that my brain caught up with me.

[commodoresays]

[cannibalspicnic]

[commodoresays]

[cannibalspicnic]

Mercy! I’m too high for these shenanigans! 😂

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[thatguyvitor]

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[isawken]

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

[novafigura]

[meme4u]

[oldmanpusspuss]

i dont think we're making it out of january this time guys i think we're here forever now

[oldmanpusspuss]

people saying its almost over are gonna be in for a real shock on january 32nd

[songofsaraneth]

pleased to report that in Tim Curry's memoir he is tight-lipped on every single love affair he's EVER had, except of course for the one with Miss Piggy during the filming of Muppet Treasure Island, which he rightfully insists was a quite passionate encounter

[pokemon-npcs]

[danielwaldorf]

PAUSE ALL OF MY SERIOUS CRITIQUES. look at these will stans who are outraged that he went to a gay bar in his epilogue scene.

you're laughing. will is gonna get serial killed by jeffrey dahmer and you're laughing.

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[stars-bean]

Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis