Friend of Dorothy

Frank Langdon Apologist

[userboxer]

[themaddestseason]

man, i hope i’m a gay NHL player in my next life

[blackpyrefly]

if yaoi is so good then why aren't they women

[miffy-piastri]

they are the same person in different fonts pls hear me out

[theaftersundown]

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

[writergirl719]

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked a doctor and he passed me off to a more autistic doctor who answered my questions in extraordinary detail while he stared at her longingly from the doorway.

[tenisperfection]

Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.

[chutefullofholes]

my favorite time is lights out bedtime in jammies lay in bed and beat my OCs with metal bats for bedtime story in my brain

[kingdonspirits]

congratulations to emmy winning ship langdonmel for being the first ship ever to be siblings, daddaughter, ethical cheaters, strictly professional mentor/mentee and have an unethical age gap w no actual age gap!

[grumfy]

Do you support cheating 🤢🤮

when it entertains me

[figspits]

trinity santos you are gay girlfailure of the year!

[microposting]

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

[rileygorski-deactivated20260106]

[corneliaavenue]

emails suck. unless they are from ao3, then they are the best thing to ever happen to me

[lastoneout]

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

[francislangdon]

frank langdon will be 33 come the pitt s2 and this is to symbolize that he's like jesus christ on the cross to me

[virginmel]

taylor is my favorite gay cryptid. she just shows up like the fresno nightcrawler in a cunty fit with her rings and disappears. i have never loved anyone more