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you can’t have a female character like Amy Dunne without people asking if she represents all women, but you can have characters like Norman Bates, Tyler Durden, and Patrick Bateman without people asking if they represent all men.

neil-gaiman

Many of you are probably as excited as I am that GOOD OMENS starts on BBC Radio 4 on Monday.

Some of you are probably also going “Yes, but how do I listen to a foreign country’s RADIO? Argh!”

(Some of you went through this last year with Neverwhere, and are old hands, and smiling vaguely at...

madoka07

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thinkoutloud-ovo

literallymemes

Which episode of lazy town was this

iwantcupcakes

I get anxious about a lot of things, that’s the trouble. I get anxious about everything. I just can’t stop thinking about things all the time. And here’s the really destructive part - it’s always retrospective. I waste time thinking of what I should have said or done.

Hugh Laurie (via iwantcupcakes)

#my life basically

ven0moth

caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

torrilla

Merry Christmas from Rodney Crowell, Tom Hiddleston and Mono (by Joanne Gardner)

caryjojifukunaga

All I want for Christmas is you.

#favorite movie of all movies

voldemo

Why do people like Emma Roberts she beat up Evan peters, she’s a massive spoilt bitch and she’s famous because of Julia Roberts.

People here hate Christ Brown (correctly) for being abusive but somehow overlook the fact that Emma is abusive as well?

fuckyeahforensics

doodlee-a

GUYS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. I’ve been a lifeguard for four years, and I didn’t fully appreciate this until a little kid jumped into the shallow end of the lap pool. He wasn’t flailing. His eyes were wide in panic and h would try and push himself off the bottom, but the water was right over his head. It took me a couple seconds to register what had happened, and fortunately, another swimmer right beside the kid managed to grab him when he saw my reaction.

greatmommadragon

My mother and I run a water safety non-profit organization and this is one of the things we teach. In movies someone who is drowning always yells and screams and it’s very dramatic and obvious but in real life you really have to be paying attention

pseudonymsobriquet

I was on holiday in Egypt when I was 14, and there was a 4-year-old Italian boy I had to save because no-one else even thought he was in trouble. Luckily, the water wasn’t too deep and only came up to my waist, but the kid was so small it covered his head. All he did was gasp for air and angle his head up, and tried kicking off the pool floor while reaching his hands up. I sat him on the edge of the pool in the shallow end and then his mother came over and thanked me.

I didn’t think much of it then, but I saved a life that day.

THIS COULD LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE.

wire-man

After 2 years of lifeguarding and many more of competitive swimming I can verify this. Drowning signs are eerily quiet. It helps to catch them early. The pool I worked at had a large amount of regular clients. I’d always keep an extra lookout for people I didn’t recognize since I didn’t know their swimming ability. Their face aiming towards the sky is the first thing they’ll almost always do. Especially children.

#important info

buddhabrot

shavingryansprivates-deactivate

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

ironarya

well you are gonna just adore my penis

#dying

fuckinghellsbells

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

democracykills

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

thehighladyelf

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

benafflecks

If I’m King, where’s my power? Can I form a government? Can I levy a tax, declare a war? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority. Why? Because the nation believes that when I speak, I speak for them. But I can’t speak.

#i love this movie so much