[pastabot]

my cat fucking rocks she’ll eat a bug or a tomato and she don’t give a fuck about anything

[pastabot]

if i gave her crystal meth she’d be like gimme that shit and swallow it raw

[guooey]

[literallymemes]

[strangledplanet]

[literallymemes]

Pemis

Vargina

[hogmaildotclom]

in case people have forgotten where i stand

worm on a string baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[angelsfilth]

[thearkoftaujeer-remade]

i bought a haunted pepsi from a blank vending machine at the clown motel which is right next to a cemetery. and a mug

[factbot]

[somniariz]

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily News-Democrat, Huntington, Indiana, August 12, 1899

[thaunderground]

[artemisiasea]

where is the lie 

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[literallymemes]

That Guy™: You know that witchcraft doesn't work and is a waste of money, right?

Me: I mean you can say that about religion too, but the difference is that I eat better and my baths smell great AND my anxiety is lower than ever before, so shut up and light that candle for me 'cause I want that interview

[c3h8-accessories]

[loverloverlovermp3]

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