Just a girl trying her best.

Hello, friends! Cassie. 32. she/her. bi. fandom retiree out from retirement.

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[mikerowave-writes]

PWHL Hamilton today announced that forward Alina Müller has been signed to a three-year Professional Women’s Hockey League (PWHL) Standard Player Agreement ahead of the team’s inaugural 2026-27 season. Müller, who was under contract with the Boston Fleet, joins PWHL Hamilton on a new deal through the 2028-29 campaign and becomes the third of five players to be added during Phase 2 of the PWHL’s Expansion Roster Distribution Process.

thank you, alina müller.

[ladystromboli]

DO NOT TOUCH ALINA MULLER

[ladystromboli]

I can't wait to see these haunted eyes again next season. I hope the ghosts that haunt you destroy the Frost tomorrow.

[ladystromboli]

What ghosts will we see this next season???

[ladystromboli]

The ghost is Alina Müller

I am crying.

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[madebymothman]

Shhhh.... he's eeping...

[yonglixx]

he looks so cute i 🥹

[ilyarizzanov]

sometimes this fandom really just makes me wanna scream

ILYA ROZANOV LOVES PUSSY. SO MUCH.

HE JUST LOVES SHANE AND HIS DICK AND HOLE MORE.

BOTH CAN BE TRUE.

[ilyarizzanov]

like mind you EVERY TIME someone calls him gay or implies he’s gay, he corrects them to his actual identity. that is important to him. he loves shane more than his own life and he STILL wants to be identified as who he is, even if it makes some people question his attraction.

[itseasytoremember]

Look, we all agree that Aragorn is hot.

Viggo Mortensen is absolutely a handsome man, but his character in Eastern Promises doesn't have most of the global population ripping their hair out foaming at the mouth screaming crying throwing up horny.

It's something about the combination of long hair, stubble, a mysterious past, quiet confidence, and looking like you've just been riding a horse for 2 weeks, that drives people crazy.

We will call this phenomenon The Aragorn Effect. My theory is that if all those same elements are combined with the correct proportions, any actor may be able to experience The Aragon Effect.

In 1989 movie Roadhouse Sam Elliot plays a veteran bouncer who is asked by Patrick Swayze to assist in a particularly difficult bar. He 1. Has Long hair 2. Has Stubble 3. Looks like he eats cigarettes. In this essay

[itseasytoremember]

For reference, this is Sam Elliott in every other role he's been in:

And THIS is Sam Elliott in road house, for literally no reason at all:

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

via shalini_tan

[ladystromboli]

DO NOT TOUCH ALINA MULLER

[ladystromboli]

I can't wait to see these haunted eyes again next season. I hope the ghosts that haunt you destroy the Frost tomorrow.

[ladystromboli]

What ghosts will we see this next season???

[dykeslovehockey]

jessie eldridge jill saulnier jamie lee rattray and alina müller will stay in boston. everyone start posting about how awful our power play is and how most of our wins are only with 1-2 goals nowww

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[ladystromboli]

oh my God thank God.

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[simplesunshinesoul]

[sheepshot]