Hamilton but it's 'The Office' style
Burr: Hamilton talks a lot. Dude needs to learn how to tune out.
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Charles lee: I AM RUNNING AWAY FROM MY RESPONSIBILITIES AND IT FEELS GOOD
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Washington: Everything's gonna be just fi-(Building catches fire)
Jefferson: (Turns away from hamilton who is standing on top of his fucking table and then looks at the camera) Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.
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John: One day Hamilton came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway.
John: I wonder who he ran over.
(skip to flashback where jefferson is lying on the street while James comes running)
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Eliza: I want the people to be afraid of how much they love me.
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Jefferson: Whenever I am about to do something, I think, I think 'would an Idiot do that?' and if they would, I would not do that thing.
Hamilton: So you do think of yourself after all.
Jefferson: (sharpest bitch face known to mankind)
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Washington: I stopped caring a long ago.
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Hamilton: The Doctor said that if I don't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I am gonna die.
Hamilton: I am gonna die.
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Lafayette: (A new intern just arriving from france) I understand nothing.
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Hamilton: Come On guys, Early worm gets the worm
Lafayette: Another worm like are they friends?
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George III: Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.
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Samuel Seabury: Even god can't save us now.
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Mulligan: HA THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
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Lafayette: If I don't have my bread soon, I am gonna die.
