[laglegurdrengur]

What do you headcanon Sindri's relationship to be with Sister Iceland?

Kind of a tough question to answer tbh! Not only have I not really spent nearly as much time thinking about Sister Iceland as I have with Iceland himself, but in canon she isn't really shown to be much different from Iceland, and what little is shown of there relationship is pretty generic?

I think I'd say his relationship with Sister Iceland is pretty solid, though there are definitely times where their stubborness gets the better of them lol

[laglegurdrengur]

🇦🇺😭 for the ask game?

Also omg?? A SatW RP blog on Tumblr?? I love this sm

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🇦🇺- how does my muse feel about other countries?

can't tell if you sent this question meaning countries as in the SATW characters or just countries in the regular sense, but I'll go with the latter as the former is understandably on a case by case basis

I'd say Sindri's pretty open-minded when it comes to other countries, he enjoys traveling enough and can appreciate other cultures and landscapes (though in his eyes nothing beats home :P)

😭- how does my muse cope with sadness?

honestly depends on how severe, if hes just kinda bummed out on something not that serious he'll just act melodramatic and pouty, if it's something real bad he's more likely to go quiet and distance himself/close himself off from everyone to sort through his emotions

[laglegurdrengur]

okay after looking through my notes and the satw tag it seems like there was a whole ass satw fandom renaissance since I've been gone

just my luck i suppose XD

[laglegurdrengur]

COME BACK

OKAY

[laglegurdrengur]

((just got finished booking plane tickets for my trip to Iceland lets fucking goooo))

[hide-and-seekrets]

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🙇‍♂️👑

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🙇- what type of parent is my muse? Strict or laid-back? Does parenthood come easy to my muse?

Sindri is NOT good with kids, period. There's a whole comic that explains why (though I don't really think he killed Vinland and the original Greenland settlers, I like to think he just used them as a scare tactic. point still stands though). In my mind, he tends to forget that children are different than adults, and that you need to be more understanding and patient with them. If a child pisses him off, he'll do the exact same things he would do with an adult, which is basically snap/yell at them, maybe even threaten them. And since children have a tendency to do annoying things, Sindri has scarred a lot of kids throughout his life

👑- what are my muse’s opinions on monarchy?

Not good, to say the least. You don't spend years under a post-Napoleonic War Denmark's rein and NOT come out of it staunchly anti-monarchy lol

[laglegurdrengur]

🌈🤩

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🌈- what is my muse’s sexuality?

This has actually been a bit of a tough one for me tbh. Throughout my time on this blog I've kinda flip-flopped between Asexual and Demisexual, due to that one line humon gave about him either being Asexual or "self-sexual". But the fact that he's implied to masturbate and watch porn, as well as the fact that he gives Sister Sweden the same look the others give to her in her debut comic, kinda throws a wrench in the idea of a decisive sexuality headcanon for me. Sometimes the fact that there's no canon is a big pain in the ass for me lol. So I'm kinda stuck between, Asexual, Demisexual, and maybe Bisexual? The only thing I'm certain on is that I headcanon him as Biromantic.

🤩- does my muse get starstruck when meeting celebrities or other public figures?

Not really? He kinda sees himself as a bit of a celebrity/public figure already, so it's really not a big deal to him. What's a pop star in comparison to the anthropomorphic form of a whole ass country? He'd be happy to meet a celeb he particularly likes, maybe even a sense of pride if they come from his own country, but nothing more.

[pattymakesmemes]

HC Meme #2 [misc.]

❤️- does my muse feel worthy of romantic love?

😭- how does my muse cope with sadness?

🌹- does my muse spoil a lover? Do they like to be spoiled themselves?

☕️- what’s my muse’s morning ritual, if any? If they don’t have anything specific then how do they prep for the day?

👽- does my muse believe in intelligent extraterrestrial life?

👻- does my muse believe in ghosts?

🎃- does my muse celebrate holidays? Why or why not?

🧠- would my muse say they are intelligent? How does my muse feel about intellectual types?

👮🏻‍♂️- how does my muse see authority? Is it something to be respected at all times, or is it okay to call out injustice hiding behind the letter of the law? Are they a rule-follower or an iconoclast?

👷🏻- how does my muse see the working class? Do they exist to serve those in power or should they be helped when possible?

👨‍🎓- what is my muse’s level of education? Is this something they care about one way or another?

👨‍💻- is my muse technologically savvy?

👨‍⚖️- does my muse care about legality or do they do what they want regardless?

🧙‍♀️- does my muse believe in the supernatural?

🙏- what are my muse’s theological beliefs? How complex are they? Are they religious, spiritual, or an outright atheist?

🕎- does my muse celebrate religious holidays?

🛐- does my muse believe in a higher power? Why or why not?

☮️- is my muse a “hippie” or are they more traditional/straight-laced?

☸️- does my muse believe in reincarnation?

✝️- is my muse’s faith important to them? How does this inform their daily life?

☯️- how does my muse feel about faith systems that are not their own? Are they intolerant or welcoming?

⚛️- how much faith does my muse place in science? Do they believe science and religion are at odds?

🧟‍♀️- would my muse have a deceased loved one resurrected for any reason?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦- does my muse have children?

👶- does my muse want children? If so, how many? Does it matter if the kids are biological or adopted?

🤰- if my muse has been pregnant, what was their experience with it? Did they love or hate being pregnant? Is it something they would repeat?

🙇- what type of parent is my muse? Strict or laid-back? Does parenthood come easy to my muse?

🙅‍♂️- how does my muse discipline their children?

🧖‍♂️- does my muse like to pamper themselves? What do they do?

💆‍♂️- how does my muse unwind after a stressful day?

👨‍👩‍👦- does my muse cherish their family or are they estranged?

🧵- does my muse have hobbies? What are they?

👔- is dressing up for social functions something my muse enjoys? Alternatively, do they avoid formal affairs like the plague?

👑- what are my muse’s opinions on monarchy?

🐶- does my muse have pets?

🦅- is my muse reverential or disdainful of wildlife? Why?

🦐- does my muse eat seafood?

🌞- is my muse an early bird?

🌝- is my muse a night owl?

❄️- does my muse like snow?

🌊- does my muse like the sea or are they fearful of it?

🍌- what is my muse’s favorite healthy snack?

🍕- does my muse have a favorite meal?

🍧- what is my muse’s favorite dessert?

🎂- does my muse celebrate birthdays? Why or why not?

👩‍❤️‍👨- how does my muse feel about love?

🐷- does my muse eat meat? If no, then why not?

🌱- what is my muse’s diet?

🌍- does my muse like to travel outside of their home country?

🌈- what is my muse’s sexuality?

🪐- would my muse like to go to space?

🧇- what’s my muse’s favorite breakfast?

🍫- does my muse have a favorite candy?

🍺- is my muse a drinker? If yes, what is their alcohol of choice?

🥂- is my muse classy?

🥡- muse’s favorite takeout restaurant?

🧂- what condiments does my muse put on their food?

🏈- does my muse like sports?

⛹️- does my muse play sports?

🏋️‍♀️- what is my muse’s exercise routine?

🤹‍♂️- does my muse have any special talents?

✈️- how does my muse prefer to travel?

🚦- does my muse obey traffic laws?

🗽- does my muse enjoy visiting national monuments or tourist attractions?

🏝- what is my muse’s perfect vacation spot?

🎢- does my muse enjoy theme parks?

🏥- how does my muse feel about hospitals in general?

⛪️- would my muse want a big church wedding or something smaller outdoors? How does my muse feel about marriage?

🕍- does my muse regularly attend houses of worship?

🛤- does my muse undertake spiritual pilgrimages? Have they ever wanted to?

☎️- as technology advances, does my muse prefer old-school or new inventions?

🎆- how does my muse react to change?

📸- does my muse like photography? Is it just something they admire or a hobby for them?

⌛️- how does my muse fill their days? How do they feel about the passage of time?

💵- what are my muse’s feelings on money and/or wealth?

💸- what’s my muse’s financial background?

⛓- how does my muse feel about punishment? Does it always fit the crime or is it sometimes excessive?

⚰️- how does my muse process death?

⚱️- would my muse prefer burial or cremation when they die? Why?

🔭- is my muse curious about space?

🦠- does my muse get sick often?

🩹- how do my muses take care of themselves when they are sick or injured?

🚿- does my muse prefer to shower or bathe?

🪥- did my muse practice good hygiene growing up?

🛎- does my muse like staying in hotels?

🔑- does my muse lose their house keys often or do they keep their keys on their person at all times?

🛏- how much sleep does my muse get each night? Do they nap during the day?

🖼- does my muse have art in their home?

🛒- how often does my muse go shopping for groceries?

🛍- does my muse enjoy shopping?

🎉- does my muse celebrate the New Year or is it just another day to them?

📬- how often does my muse check their mailbox? Is it mostly junk?

🗓- does my muse keep a calendar?

🗑- is my muse’s house clean or disorganized?

📒- does my muse like to journal? What do they write about?

📌- how does my muse mark important dates?

📝- how was my muse in school? Did they get good grades or were they slackers who mostly coasted?

🔐- is my muse a private person?

🔓- how easily does my muse open up?

📵- how does my muse feel about social media? Is it a powerful tool of connection or an unnecessary distraction? Is it the very personification of vanity?

🎥- does my muse document important life events? Give an example of what and how.

🗡- does my muse know how to use weapons? What purpose do they serve?

🚬- is my muse a smoker? How do they feel about smoking and people who smoke?

💉- does my muse give blood regularly?

⏯- does my muse pause movies or tv shows when they need to get up or listen from the kitchen/bathroom?

#️⃣- does my muse have any phone numbers memorized?

🎵- does my muse listen to music while they work?

🎶- is music a good stress-reliever for my muse?

♾- does my muse believe that history inevitably repeats itself or can we influence events to shape something altogether new?

🔙- would many muse travel back in time if possible? Is there a specific reason?

🏳️- how does my muse handle peacetime? Are they a pacifist?

🇦🇮- how does my muse feel about their home country?

🇦🇺- how does my muse feel about other countries?

🇨🇦- does my muse believe in national stereotypes? Do they themselves conform to these stereotypes?

🇺🇸- is my muse patriotic? How do they define patriotism?

😅- is my muse a nervous person? Are they simply naturally anxious or do they have an anxiety disorder?

😍- is my muse openly affectionate or more reserved?

🥸- does my muse like disguising themselves if their job calls for it?

🥳- is my muse a party animal?

🤩- does my muse get starstruck when meeting celebrities or other public figures?

😇- does my muse believe in an afterlife?

🥶- does my muse get cold easily?

🥵- does my muse get hot easily?

🤬- does my muse swear often? Do they try to censor themselves around children or elderly people?

🤗- is my muse a hugger?

🙄- is my muse flippant?

🤥- how easy is it for my muse to lie? Is it second nature or does it depend on the kind of lie they’re telling?

🤐- can my muse keep a secret?

🤑- does my muse always look for ways to make money even if it is through illegal or immoral means?

👎- is my muse a pessimist?

👍- is my muse an optimist?

👊- does my muse get into fights often?

🗣- does my muse speak loudly or softly?

👨‍💼- does my muse dress to impress or just throw clothes on?

🎅- does my muse love Christmas?

🧛‍♂️- what is my muse’s favorite kind of movie monster?

🧞‍♂️- if my muse was granted three wishes, what would they be and why?

🙍‍♂️- is my muse easily discouraged?

💍- how would my muse propose?

🐣- would my muse raise animals from birth?

🦂- is my muse caustic or overly defensive?

🦑- is my muse a multitasker?

🌗- how would my muse prepare for a significant life change? For example: changing schools, a marriage, the birth of a child or the death of a loved one.

🏩- how does my muse handle pain? Do they vocalize their discomfort (verbally or through sound) or do they try to “suck it up” and get through it quietly? Does it depend on the type of pain?

🏦- how does my muse handle their finances? Are they good with money?

📞- does my muse prefer talking on the phone to texting?

📺- does my muse prefer older tv shows or newer ones?

🙎‍♀️- is my muse easily offended or thin-skinned?

🧏- how does my muse solve a problem?

🤷‍♀️- does my muse throw their hands in the air and give up quickly, or do they persevere?

🙅‍♀️- is my muse closed off or guarded? Is there a reason why?

🙋‍♀️- is my muse inquisitive?

👯‍♂️- how would my muse react to learning they are a clone?

[laglegurdrengur]

((one of my cats died))

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[teaboot]

How to write kids, if you don't remember being one or haven't lived with any

1. Kids never feel as small as you see them. A three year old thinks a one year old is a baby and a six year old is grown up. A six year old thinks a three year old is a baby and a twelve year old is an adult. Age is about perspective. One year is a huge age difference to a little kid.

2. Little kids might not be conscious of their physical limitations, but they can still be frustrated by them. A seven year old might see an adult do something relatively simple, like draw a straight line or perfectly crack an egg, and try to do the same thing, only to be frustrated when it doesn't work.

Imagine suddenly having an injury that makes a skill you use every day become difficult- you feel you should be able to do the thing, and you understand the thing should be easy for you, but it isn't. It can be immensely frustrating to have a brain that grasps a concept that language or fine motor skills haven't caught up to.

3. You know when you forget a word, and have to make something up on the fly to describe the word? That's pretty much exactly what learning your first language is like.

You know what you intend, but you don't have a way to express it, and it can move you to tears with frustration when everyone around you is suggesting the wrong thing, or seems completely certain they understand what you mean, and they don't.

You don't have a word for "Later"? You might try saying "next time", or, "after", or, "before tomorrow".

This might result in saying, "Are we going to the park next time?", "Are we going to the park before tomorrow?", or, "Are we going to the park after?", all of which can result in different answers.

4. Kids feel like adults are a different species. They don't get why we do certain things, and they don't understand why we don't want to run around with them all the time.

If sitting still is boring, coffee tastes bitter, and long conversations only happen with weird-smelling strangers who talk to them like they're stupid, then they truly will not understand why anyone would *want* to be left to have coffee with a friend without welcome distractions to make it bearable.

Aren't you bored? You aren't doing anything. How could you possibly be stimulated without any food or toys or music or anything? Why don't you just leave? Do you *have* to be there, the way you had to go to work? Adults are weird.

5. Children have complex social relationships that are just as varied as yours.

A room full of third graders might look like indiscriminate chaos to an adult, but pick a well connected kid, and they'll tell you that Megan is the fashion icon who can do hair really well, Thomas is the athlete, Gray gets mean when he has to share so nobody wants to play with him, Paisley can't read and the boys make fun of her for it so don't make her work in a group with Anthony, Dillon put a bug in their food once so they'll never trust him again, and Matthew's parents let him watch family guy so he says bad words and makes grown-up jokes that make other kids uncomfortable.

You don't see this stuff because you aren't inside the society. They are, and they do.

6. Time. Moves. So. Slow. Five minutes really does feel like half an hour. Sit still for five minutes? That's like you sitting in a waiting room at the DMV for an hour. Wouldn't you get annoyed and impatient? They haven't learned to hide their irritation yet. That's really the only difference.

7. "Reading in your head" requires understanding that you have a Voice, which people can hear, and Thoughts, which are audible only to yourself. This can be a difficult concept to grasp. If a kid is reading out loud, and you tell them to read quietly, there's a good chance they're going to whisper or mouth the words instead of going totally silent the way you might. Splitting the self into multiples like "Internal monologue VS public perception" or "What I look like VS how I think I look" is alien and bizarre. If a kid thinks they look like a Dragon and you laugh at them? Ouch. They might be mad for a while.

8. Repetitive chores make no sense when your awareness of time doesn't extend beyond a week or so. Why should I wash my blankets? They don't look dirty and I don't smell anything bad. Blankets don't get dirty unless you put dirt on them. If you put a blanket in a washer, you can't use that blanket AT ALL the ENTIRE TIME it's being cleaned. That might be an hour, but it will *feel* like a week. And you have to do that every two weeks?? That's overkill. Why even bother?

9. Kids have opinions about adults. They will have a sense about whether an adult is "real-kind" or "fake-kind". An adult who listens respectfully to what they have to say, asks thoughtful questions, and takes their concerns seriously? That's a good adult. An adult that oversimplifies their struggles, ignores their complex social rules, and gives bullshit advice like "just walk away from bullies" and "turn your chores into a fun game"? That's not a trustworthy adult. That's an Adult™. An Adult™ doesn't consider them to be a real human being with thoughts and emotions. An Adult™ sees them as an inferior, amusing pet. And they will actively sabotage An Adult™ like that.

10. Emotions are physical at a young age. Joy might make their body buzz until they can't help but wiggle or jump around. Sadness might be a huge physical pain in their throat and heart. Everything they experience is still relatively.New to.them, so there is very little frame of reference to decide if this is a "big hurt that will last forever and ever and never go away", or a "small hurt, that can be fixed easily and won't matter in five minutes". If someone lies to them about getting a cookie, that very well might be all the betrayal of your best friend sleeping with your husband.

Fortunately, a child probably won't be able to burn all your clothes in the yard without your notice.

[rpmemequeen]

What's in your [redacted]?

send a number and I'll list stuff my muse keeps in said thing

What's in your purse/bag?

What's in your wallet?

What's in your room?

What's in/on your nightstand?

What's on your vanity?

What's in your bathroom?

What's in your medicine cabinet?

What's in your fridge?

What's on your phone?

What's in your closet?

What's in your glove compartment?

What's in your pockets?

What's under your bed?

What's on your mind?

What's in your [free space]?

[laglegurdrengur]

Sex Values (stolen from @bates--boy​)

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send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist!

[skzflix]

spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist!

[lokisdottirplots]

🎄 Jingle bell memes

Drop a christmas song name + shipp in my ask

❝ Santa, baby ❞ My muse gives your muse a very expensive gift on Chrisstmas morning.

❝ Mistletoe ❞ Our muses share a kiss under the mistletoe. Bonus if one of the muses is actually holding the mistletoe above their head.

❝ All I want for Christmas is you ❞ My muse declares their love for your muse on Christmas night. 

❝ Rockin’ around the Christmas tree ❞ Our muses get drunk together at a Christmas party and decide to make this party lit.

❝ Baby, It’s cold outside ❞ Your muse wants to build a snowman and make snow angels, however my muse it’s feeling cold and tries to convince yours to stay inside.

❝ Jingle Bell Rock ❞ Our muses go Christmas shopping together.

❝ I’ll be home for Christmas ❞ Your muse was away but it’s Christmas and without warning they are home. ( send + REVERSE for my muse to be the one making the suprise )

❝ Please come home for Christmas ❞ My muses begs for your muse to come home for Christmas.

❝ Hallelujah ❞ My muse finds your muse playing piano all alone on Christmas night after a big fight. ( send + REVERSE for your muse to be the one finding mine playing )   

❝ River ❞ My muse is far from home on Christmas night and it’s sadly replaying memories about your muse in his head trying to figure it out where things went wrong.

❝ Mary, did you know? ❞ My muse rocking their baby daugther/son while your muse watches. ( send + REVERSE for my muse to be the one watching )

❝ Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas ❞ Our muses decide to make christmas the best day of their lives, even tho they are in the process of getting divorced/or just had a nasty break up.

❝ Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer ❞ My muse gets a cold on Christmas morning and now your muse it’s taking care of them. (Send + REVERSE for your muse to get a cold and my muse to take care of yours)

❝ Santa Claus is coming to town ❞ Our muses babysit their young sibiling/nephew/cousin/friend’s baby and they use the Santa Claus excuse to make sure they behave.

❝ Deck the halls ❞ My muse was left in charge of decorations by your muse, but now they need your muse help with it.

Bonus: ❝ Carol of the Bells ❞ Our muses end up singing in a Christmas choir without notice.