arlecchino's

resident asexual | 21

[arziiill]

How writers feel like when they make a master list and it says “coming soon!” under every character, knowing damn well they won’t ever write for them.

[watercream]

“y/n”, “xreader” “[name]”

then proceeds to put a fucking face claim.

then proceeds to show y/n’s instagram account and it’s a white girl…

then proceeds to say i have blonde hair and green eyes.

then proceeds to say i have silk hair.

then proceeds to say i have straight hair.

then starts saying bullshit about porcelain skin.

[nanamiw1fe]

"readers cheeks go red as she blushes" my black ass sitting over here like

Like don't play in my face

[mrshargreeves]

yall ever read a fic so bad you block the author

[tetsur0-1]

How i be reading smut wth a straight face in bed

[honeyedbxtch]

How the guests be looking at the protagonist like he asked to watch them strip and oil up when literally he's just asking to check for signs

Like bro I'm not asking finger your butthole with peanut butter 🙄

[pivarpi]

somebody get a load of this guy!!

[tamsyandenjinsslutt]

Ill take the load, my mouth is open gang

[doll-like-prince]

Not so fun now is it...

[im-getting-help]

Steve, after dropping his kid on the floor multiple times: so, when I was your age I started touching myself, also I swear I will make you eat your own hair if you don't get up and walk right now.

[xoxopinkfreak]

“Who would want to nut in tamsy?”

[brenatto-apothecary]

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

[loveridden1999]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[wixnie-bop-deactivated20260312]

Jabber Wonger

Zeno, Zeno ZENOOOOO…. Mmmm

The man that YOU ARE

Got me giggling and curling my toes 🥵😳🤭🤯🥴

[anonymous4ngell]

Jabber is sooooooooo fucking fine omfg. His voice, his height, his hair, his face, his clothes, his everything. Idgaf if that nigga is gay or smells like shit NOTHING is stopping me from getting that fictional dih. I need him whimpering in my ear rn.

[mugentakeda]

asmr with jabber

[oldschoolstylez]