i don't have anyone.

ind. & private // isaac lahey.

[snorlaxatives]

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

[winebishop-deactivated20191009]

send my muse 🎁 to give them a Christmas present

[dunamai]

Bonus points if you describe what the gift is.

[notwrath]

typewritxr:

CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

[askvok]

send me ❝ I want the H ❞ and I will randomly generate a number.

[capitolhost]

1. Bear Hug 2. Sleepy hug 3. Cuddle hug 4. Reciprocated hug 5. “Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug 6. From behind hug 7. “Something scared me” hug 8. The Lift hug 9. One armed hug 10. The Leg hug 11. Friendly hug 12. The emotional hug 13. Failed hug 14. Run and Jump hug 15. Romantic hug 16. Side hug 17. Any hug you choose!

[lahee-blog]

y’all.......guess who’s actually here

[juiceortiz]

[lahee-blog]

Isaac Lahey in every episode:

2x01- Omega

[lahee-blog]

               a bunch of noteworthy heacanons, inspired by a post @greenberged made a little while ago! ( most, if not all of them, are pre-bite and early season two )

he’s almost always cold. if not to the touch, he certainly gets paranoid that he is.

despite belief that he didn’t, sometimes his father left the freezer on while isaac remained in it. this later leads to an excessive amount of clothing when unnecessary.

most of his clothes are long sleeved, old baggy things he inherited after camden died. he didn’t want to wear them at the beginning. wanted to maintain what was left of his big brother’s room. the scent. the certain way things were piled up and organized.

he’d sometimes sneak into his old room at night. lay on camden’s bed for a while before his father caught him. it never ended well.

he smells like dust and mud ( from working in the graveyard ), mixed with cheap dollar soap from the store. he wouldn’t dare touch his fathers cologne.

there’s always a bruise. a scratch. any visible imperfection. he’s grown used to making excuses for himself. ( e.g. hurt himself from lacrosse practice at home, tripped, fell out of the digger, the usual ). his nails are often bloody from scratching away at the freezer door, knuckles nearly constantly bruised.

after being turned down by lydia martin, he avoided school for two days after that. he avoided everyone, and took extra shifts at the graveyard to keep his father satisfied.

he does not blame his father. isaac remembers a time before the abuse, and could only hope that one day things would go back to that. he loved his father, despite everything.

he makes himself as visibly small as possible. doesn’t like the attention.

[beyondmagic08-29-58]

[lahee-blog]

when ur gf doesn’t love u for who u r )))):

[lahee-blog]

important psa: isaac lahey is now @cutenhardcore and @leaderbabe‘s princess. pass it on.

[leaderbabe-deactivated20160402]

･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ @lahee gets a starter !!

          ❛   i still don’t see why you won’t let me fly you to class.   it’ll be so faster and you’ll look, like, way cooler !!  ❜     lush pink lips stretch into a grin as she fixes a look his way.    ❛   c’mon,  i stop super - villains for a living,  i’m not gonna drop you on the way to chem class.  ❜

[lahee-blog]

                 ‘   and i still can’t believe you think i’d have considered it in the first place.  ’    he had thought about it, for a brief moment, until the scene of a wolfed out student flying through beacon hills in plain sight took it’s place. not exactly the low profile scott had in mind.  ‘   there’s always a first time for everything.  ‘

[punlich]

*me flirting* hey wanna suffer together

[lahee-blog]

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[petrova]

[lahee-blog]

greenberged:

tumblr user @meanscoyote has admitted she would in fact, fuck the grinch.

[isaaclydia]

[lahee-blog]

isaaclydia:

favorite character meme → [2/2] emotions/traits → werewolf 

[broadens]