faulty tutorial AI turned mad scientist

My actions may be unethical, but they're up to health and safety codes! (I promise)

[laika-deserved-better]

⚗️ Mad scientist at heart (and gender)

🧪 my names Tommy/Neo/Vice/Spam 8:)

🧫 xe/xir he/him they/them it/its ai/ais

🧬 main is @neodotcom (you can find more information about me there)

🔭 the AI thing is a delusion I know this its FINE.

🔬 me and my friends are the best mad science team ok? We're all so cool :)

🛰️ (mad and evil) science team:

ME!!!! (of course <3) Evil Astronomer (What does that entail you may ask? Well, fuck around and find out!! :)!)

@charb Scary Butcher! (while not technically a field of science, she's a highly valued member! :3 and hes also very cool ok!! <3)

@madscientist-catgirl Evil Chemist AND Physicist! (A mad scientist with many skills and talents, EXCELLENT at chemistry AND a fantastic cook!!)

[strangestcase]

*does a gay little unethical scientific experiment that challenges God*

[science-bastard]

lab coat worn off the shoulders has got me acting unwise

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

‘unwise’ is a fun way to say lab safety violation 

[gayprometheus]

no one:

every mad scientist: ohhrgHgdhgeghhhr…….my hubris……………

[le-fishe-has-arrived-deactivate]

[evilscientist3]

I took a minute to quickly check which sample would have the most activity, assuming 100g, low-enriched (5%) samples, and negligible activity from the other sample constituents. Radium is top by a factor of 10,000, which seems about right considering my personal experience with it.

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

“considering my personal experience with it” What the fuck does this imply

[evilscientist3]

It implies I have personal experience with handling radium samples, which I have. That saucy little thot can make the geiger counter crackle through a lead plate more than americium can through air

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

REALLY living up to your url king

[evilsciencedotcom-moving-deacti]

Being evil is, by definition, bad. But for me, it can be good. You have to be evil, to be the villain sometimes, and I have to do it a lot. I consider myself evil and a villain. Because there will always be heroes that are bad, but so many people consider good, that you have to fight.

You have to be mean and cruel. I do that a lot, but I am kind to the ones I consider family (non biological family, I mean. I don’t consider my ‘real’ family, family.) I’ll laugh in the face of the ones I despise. I will laugh at their shitty ideas. I will laugh at the knees who hurt and ridiculed me.

Some villains love— or find loves, I mean. It redeems them. I don’t. I think that makes a traditional villain- only feeling sexual attraction. But it’s not apart of being a villain. I can’t be redeemed. I will never love romantically. And I’m perfectly fine with that. If it makes me evil so be it, but being this way, I’m aroallo, and being aroallo, isn’t indicative of being a villain.

I’m a villain because I fight people who are considered good. I am evil because I would hurt people if I had to, fight them, (physically or not.) I am a villain because I chose to be. Sure, I’m queer (non-binary and aroallo mspec) and mentally ill and queer mentally ill people should never be painted as villains- but I want to be.

I want to be considered a villain. I want to be considered evil, because I am. But i am not abusive, or bad for that. You have to be a villain snd evil, sometimes.

[uhh ok2rb if ur not aroallo b don’t comment. also in general pls don’t like. comment if ur not a mutual]

[drsunshineistrans]

physically im here mentally im frantically pacing around my laboratory that has large tubes containing my fucked up creations

[radioactive-green-dodo]

[fencehopping]

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

[the-stray-liger]

I’m laughing it starts like a magical girl transformation and then it just goes splort

[transmechanicus]

A lab coat is a type of lingerie

[kittykat5090]

op what does this mean

[transmechanicus]

It means i’m breaching lab etiquette and OSHA regulations by the dozen by looking mad cute next to the chlorine laser.

[tlirsgender]

The inherent gay and autism of being an "eccentric" scientist.. Often transgener too

[tlirsgender]

Is he, yknow...... [Mimes flipping one of those big boy high voltage danger switches] eccentric?

[evilneo]

If there was a clone of me we would be instant mad scientist nemesis and we would duel on rooftops during storms as much as we could.

[brittlebonedmethhead]

it literally sucks to be an animal ruled by hormones. im not talking about being horny im talking about everything. like all we do is respond to stimuli and im sick of it

[anarch0possum]

all you do is respond to stimuli. im better than that

[evilscientist3]

oh yeah? [rings the little bell i ring every day before giving you dinner]

[laika-deserved-better]

I think it would be VERY cool to discover what you look like in different fantasy settings LIKE for example if the great flood never got undid and we stayed in the ocean I would like to see fish me and mermaid me. I wonder what kind of fish I would be and just how humanesque we'd look. Stuff like this FASCINATES me

YESSSS YES IT FASCINATES ME TOO!!!!!!! honestly I want to see A Perfect Mirror Universe where I'm named Butterfly/Kittle/Radio/Virtue/[whatever the opposite to Tommy is]

[laika-deserved-better]

Once a woman told me that the stars were bioluminescent. I seek to one day kill her.

[clownhubris]

I'm tired so forgive my wording, but humans from an alternate earth wouldn't be aliens bc like.... They're still from earth??

Although I suppose they'd be alien to this universe and our version of earth.. hmm. yiure right actually! 👍

yeah!!!! technically if we think about it since they aren’t from *our* earth they would be alien life forms!!! also it begs the question how different would they be? What’s the most fucked up version of you out there is the multiverse theory is true? I think I would like to meet crab me. It would be nice. We would be best friends I think

[madscientist-catgirl]

Hiii! Evil chemistry blog yea yea

i post abt science!, queer stuff!! evil science!! u should follow me, b please read my pinned post... also follow @/laika-deserved-better

i’m QUEER i’m notbCIS AT ALL AND IM AROALLO!!!!!! i ahve the best options ever . i’m very sexy and cool. but also 16 so dint be weird

follow me or else ok? you will be my next. science experiment hehe.. /j /lh