Laisaxrem

29. She/her. Fanwriter. Expecialy Naruto (KakaSaku🍆🌸, always KakaSaku, and my baby Kakashi because I love him). I love art so I mostly reblog.

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[messrmagpie]

wolfstar passing notes in class

[messrmagpie]

Marauders as Teachers AU (making it's tumblr debut, because I only ever posted them to insta before)

Professor Black (Defense Against the Dark Arts)

Professor Lupin (Care of Magical Creatures)

[messrmagpie]

redrawing the illustration that started it all (five-ish months later) !! in honour of being honoured I’d say

(Remus got blonder and Sirius got shorter)

that was part 1 of my Marauders as Hogwarts Professors AU:

Professor Lupin (Care of Magical Creatures)

Professor Black (Defense Against the Dark Arts)

[messrmagpie]

Get Well Soon, Moony

[messrmagpie]

There was a strange silence on the end of the phone, and a horrible static prickle ran down his spine. “Mary?!”

“You haven’t heard…”

“Jesus Christ, Mary, what?!”

“Remus… something awful has happened.”

She started explaining, and Remus fell to his knees as the whole world began to fall apart.

early November vibes :P

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

Finally finished the first part of gai’s 8 gates coma and how kakashi dealt with it rewrite people have been requesting. [tw blood, injury, coma, death discussions, grief]

Continua a leggere

[laisaxrem]

[laisaxrem]

My Kinktober list

[kitten-kin]

[sarahthecoat]

<3

[juniper-tree]

Is the “fluffy one shot” pig doing whip its with those cans?  Cause that feels accurate.

[kitten-kin]

@skyholdherbalist Yup! XD

[valkyrien]

@frozensnares

Then… where do I go? I’m just at home muttering

into the void of an open word document.

[kitten-kin]

@valkyrien Oh but there’s more to this party than sugar and sweets~ ♥︎

Fluff Fest on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/36582633

Dark Side on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/36634358

[atlinmerrick]

THE PIG IS EATING PINE TREES IN THE PINING I CAN NOT DEAL.

[owlinautumn]

IT GOT BETTER

[alltheusernameiwantistaken]

Where’s the lemon buffet

[kitten-kin]

Third Comic, featuring the citrus-themed juice bar~ @alltheusernameiwantistaken

Available on RedBubble at https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/37192337.

[clarasimone]

This has me in stitches !!!!! LOL ah mon dieu, woo, I needed that :-) Thanks @lodessa

[probablynothumanish-deactivated]

@ashensanity

[izhunny]

Literal FANFIC art. Art of FANFIC. I love this so much!

[izhunny]

This could use another go round.

[anannua]

yeah

[narutoandborutoevents]

2022 Events!

 July 2022

Ōtsutsuki Weekend – 1st Jul - 15th Jul – PROMPT VOTING

Kisame Week – 17th Jul - 23rd Jul

Montly Naruto Polyam Appreciation - 20th Jul

Team Minato Week – 25th Jul - 31st Jul

Naruto Smut Monday – 25th Jul

 August 2022

Ōtsutsuki Weekend – 13th Aug - 15th Aug

Montly Naruto Polyam Appreciation – 20th Aug

Naruto Smut Monday – 29th Aug

 September 2022

KakaSasu Week – 9th Sep - 15th Sep

Kakashi Week – 11th Sep - 18th Sep

Naruto Smut Monday – 26th Sep

 October 2022

MadaTobi Week – 9th Oct - 15th Oct

Naruto Smut Monday – 31st Oct

 November 2022

Naruto Smut Monday – 28th Nov

 December 2022

Naruto Smut Monday – 26th Dec

[glumshoe]

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

[argumate]

no but I wanna

[glumshoe]

it’s called “Humiliate The Boy” and it’s just line after line of Jafar making it Weird™️

including the very real lyrics “oh, we’ll emasculate him slowly/all the better to enjoy/how delicious to humiliate the boy”

Disney why

Disney I can’t kinkshame fast enough to keep up with this shit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

after learning Ursula’s character design was based on a (truly splendid) drag queen, I just sort of got lazy with assuming she would always be the most salacious disney villain. 

but apparently Jafar is a dom with a thing for twinks & humiliation play so what do i know

[glumshoe]

I don’t think I’d call Ursula especially salacious–she makes jokes implying that men only want sex, and she moves like a theatre major at the grocery store with their friends, but I wouldn’t describe her as horny.

I guess Frollo has a whole song about how horny he is, and both Gaston and Jafar also have “marry the heroine but in an evil way” as motives. 

[smokyquartz323]

Ursula is comfortable in her sexuality. Frollo is horny on main but trying to deny it. Gaston and, apparently, Jafar are horny period, with Gaston being mysoginistc and Jafar having a humiliation kink

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

Oh dear

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok someone do an alignment chart

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I made an alignment chart because I needed something to occupy my time. no one but frollo is on the “conflicted” bar because no other disney villain is anything but 100% comfortable with their sexuality and that’s that about that. gaston is evilly sexy, not evilly horny, because the only person gaston is horny for is gaston.

also, did we NOT already know jafar was kinky? was the slave girl outfit and hypnokink not a huge giveaway?

[crispydumbass]

I love tumblr coz where else would I read a serious analysis of Disney villains in terms of them being sexy/kinky/horny while listening to a very disturbing kinky Jafar song

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone replace “but conflicted” with “but a creep” and add scar and hades

[wee-tiny]

[pixie-mage]

Perfect

[counterpunches]

#the real reason i’ll stay forever on this godforsaken website#truly groundbreaking analysis just like this  @fiddleabout

[sakurafacts]

captain yamtaro

[sakurafacts]

[sauntering-down]

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

[seasnailglass]

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

[alexseanchai]

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

[bisexualbaker]

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

[redsixwing]

🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog

99 fanfic ideas~

Take one down, pass it around

137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶

[sevdrag]

this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs

[keanblade]

[narutoandborutoevents]

2022 Events!

January 2022

HashiMada Week – 15th Jan - 30th Jan – interest check

SasuSaku Blank Period Week – 24th Jan - 30th Jan

Naruto OC Event – 24th Jan - 30th Jan

Naruto Smut Monday – 31st Jan

 February 2022

Creation Myth: a Naruto Mythology Zine - 1st Feb - 28th Feb - Interest Check

KakaObi Week – 7th Feb - 13th Feb

ShinoHina Week – 13th Feb - 19th Feb

KakaSaku Valentine Event - 14th Feb - 16th Feb

ShikaSaku Big Bang – 21st Feb - 2nd Mar – artists applications

SasoDei Week – 22nd Feb - 28th Feb

Uchiha Week – 27th Feb - 5th Mar

Naruto Smut Monday – 28th Feb

 March 2022

ShikaSaku Big Bang – 21st Feb - 2nd Mar – artists applications

Uchiha Week – 27th Feb - 5th Mar

YamaIru Week – 6th Mar - 12th Mar

Tenten Appreciation 3-Day Event - 3rd Mar - 5th Mar

KisaIta Week – 12th Mar - 19th Mar

Naruto Polyam Appreciation Week – 14th Mar - 20th Mar

Haruno Sakura Week – 27th Mar - 3rd Apr

HashiMada Week – TENTATIVE (late March or early April)

Naruto Smut Monday – 28th Mar

 April 2022

Haruno Sakura Week – 27th Mar - 3rd Apr

HashiMada Week – TENTATIVE (late March or early April)

Naruto Smut Monday – 25th Apr

Team Gai Week – 25th Apr - 1st May

 May 2022

Team Gai Week – 25th Apr - 1st May

ShikaSaku Big Bang – all month (?) – posting works

Naruto Smut Monday – 30th May

 June 2022

Naruto Smut Monday – 2th Jun

 July 2022

Naruto Smut Monday – 25th Jul

 August 2022

Naruto Smut Monday – 29th Aug

 September 2022

Naruto Smut Monday – 26th Sep

 October 2022

Naruto Smut Monday – 31st Oct

 November 2022

Naruto Smut Monday – 28th Nov

 December 2022

Naruto Smut Monday – 26th Dec

[tentenappreciation]

Tenten Appreciation 2022 Prompts!

Day 1 - March 7th: Teamwork | Future

Day 2 - March 8th: Dream | Friendship

Day 3 - March 9th:  Tenten’s Birthday | Free Day

This is a 3-day event to celebrate our love and appreciation for Konoha’s #1 weapons kunoichi!!  

We have 2 prompts for each day - please feel free to do one or combine them. You are also welcome to complete all three days or skip around! 

Remember to use the hashtag #TentenAppreciation2022 and/or tag the main Tumblr page @tentenappreciation. If you don’t see your post on the main blog within 2 days, please feel free to message us!

Late submissions (any submission posted after March 9th) will be accepted!! 

Thank you and have fun!!

-  Mods: @naturally-meek​ & @spellcasterlight​ 

[bouncyirwin]

Hello KakaSaku-ers!

We have the official KakaSaku 3-Day Valentine Event prompts which will be held on Twitter and Tumblr!

Thank you @empress-nariko for helping me put this together and @jeanery for allowing us to use your wonderful art!

To reiterate, please use the following hashtags in your submission: #KakaSaku & #KakaSakuVday. You can also tag me and Nariko.

The above prompts can be combined [eg:- combining the Theme Word and Sentence of the day] or used separately.

Late submissions will be accepted until the last day of February.

If you have any questions don't hesitate to reach out!