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abt the code name stuff

AD abandonment center, emotional damage fixer, character arc generator, hell, sad british lady's solitary confinement, thomas the tank engine's depressed cousin, home of the crazies

et cetera et cetera you get the gist

YES!!! THESE ALL WORK!!! Lake snorted soda reading some of these, wish I could've snapped a picture LOL

#intr #jesse #jesse cosay

oh god i hope you guys stay safe. please let us know if we can do anything to help!!! :(

Hey, we really appreciate it! Things have been okay so far, and Lake says that anything that comes our way won't be a threat and we've been through so much together already, I trust that we could take down the government if that's what it comes to 😌😤😤

#Jesse #Jesse cosay #intr

If you’re made of metal, how do you get a haircut? Do you like use an angle grinder or a sanding machine?

havent needed a haircut yet but anything is better than using a train wheel

#at least i wont have to worry abt slipping and losing part of my scalp #maybe they have metal cutting scissors?#my hair is still pretty short as it is lol #lake #infinity train

Is the metal thing at all related to why your friend is in the hospital?

No? Why would Lake being metal have anything to do with me getting hurt?

#:((((#lake is nice guys i swear #and very deer to me lol #but fr it wasnt lakes fault #jesse #infinity train

lake-olsen

If you're made of metal, are you ferromagnetic, diamagnetic, or paramagnetic?

lake-olsen

This just in! Lake is perfect for sticking magnets on

#jesse cosay #infinity train #ferromagnetic or paramagnetic for sure #Im leaning towards ferromagnetic?#but we dunno what Lake is actually made of so we cant like google it #infinity train lake #lake infinity train #im gonna get out of flicking range now

If you're made of metal, are you ferromagnetic, diamagnetic, or paramagnetic?

#fr tho wtf does that all mean #lake #infinity train #not wasting my time

So how many times have you had to spray Jesse for regressing?

not often enough to bother keeping count, but I do keep track of how many days it's been

sometimes we disagree on what is "worthy" of getting sprayed for

#manners #jesse thinks its normal to apologize for stuff that isnt their fault #yeah okay im still grabbing the spray bottle #infinity train #jesse cosay #lake

how many braincells do you and jesse have combined and what's the ratio?

Well im not human and my body works differently, so for all we know I have none

And Jesse... has less than two probably

Im not doing the math for you though so take that how you will

#srsly Jesse picks up any shiny thing he sees on the ground #will also eat anything without hesitation #even if he knows he won't like it #steals some of Mrs Cosays coffee every morning and gets upset by how bad it tastes EVERY TIME #has also lost stuff in less than a minute #'lost' things he was currently holding too #idk what he did before me tbh

So what are your opinions on our glorious overlord Hatsune Miku Jesse and whatever you name is? (Also what is your name by the way?)

A friend of mine really loves her! I've listened to a bunch of vocaloid stuff! I uh?? Don't really get it, but I still think they're super cool!!!

I told Lake she known for holding a type of onion- stormed off cursing and said "of course"???? Not sure how Lake knew about her :0

#jesse #maybe I'll ask Lake about it later lol #needs time to cool down first :'D

Hey guys, what are your pronouns? If it’s okay to ask.

It's okay to ask!!! I've never thought about it to be honest? I don't think anyone's ever asked before!

Usually people use he/him, but I don't think I'd mind trying out other stuff? I guess I didn't know it was an option!

#infinity train #jesse cosay #jesse #ah! I just realized Lake didn't really give an answer?#maybe we can talk more about it later :D #just hope Lake's okay- was super quiet afterwards #we talked a little bit but I think it was mostly about me :(((((#I feel kinda bad now

want some dirt soup?

Do you mean MUD?

i think im good

#srsly wondering if yall are ok #like sure I knew jesses friends would be odd bc Jesse is odd #but rlly questioning rn #hhmmmmmmMMMMM #lake

shiny

*ahem* what's the chance that you would kill me if i touched you? like i tap your shoulder and throw a dodgeball at your face?

WHAT NO I'M NOT TELLING LAKE YOU WANNA THROW A DODGEBALL AT THEIR FACE TERRANCE I'M MAKING SURE YOU DON'T DIE WHEN YOU INEVITABLY TRY

100%

#im not some circus freak #I will break your fingers istg #Idc what Jesse said abt the police you dont get to treat me or other people like that without repercussions #lake

so if human blood tastes like iron, then what does your blood taste like to you? ketchup? old pennies? pickles? war crimes?

I don't bleed.

#im not like you humans with your tiny inertubes #and squishy flesh #I can barely be cut much less bleed #Jesse is gonna love this ask with his vampire thing huh #infinity train #lake

THE BIG CHOO CHO LMAO!

We’re actually trying to keep it on the down low??? Apparently the government…. might actually know about the train? Maybe? For Lakes sake it might be best to use like, code names or not talk about it directly

#infinity train #jesse cosay #we dunno much but after my parents told the police I was safe and I answered questions things were…#people were weird #they asked some odd questions #jesse

hey wait a minute

the phone gofundme says you're in minnesota???

i thought you were in arizona???

Stranger danger

I put in Tulips address just in case any of you were weirdos

rip Tulip though LOL

#lake #should I warn her?#maybe #will I though?#if Jesse sees this he'll probably force me to contact her lol

do you have a weapon stash? if so, how many do you have and what kinds? like swiss army knives, regular knives, switchblades, folding knives, an entire claymore/greatsword, etc

I only have an old knife that used to belong to Jesse's dad, no one else had any need for it

I do think itd be cool to get a needle point or trailing point knife but im not like pressed abt it

#lake #a talon knife would be cool too #but I dont rly need a knife theyre just neat

Open a Phone GoFundMe

like this??

Jesse’s phone broke (it was an emergency) and I may sort of owe him a new one. Except I have no way to save for … Lake Olsen needs your sup

#I had to steal someone’s ssn #back to my life of crime once again #setting this up was way harder than it had to be #ty Nate #infinity train #lake

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