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I'm kind of an idiot I guess

[brontesauruses]

"People as things, that's where it starts."

Carpe Jugulum (Discworld #23) - Terry Pratchett

Going Postal (Discworld #32) - Terry Pratchett

[laktoseotto]

when i was a kid i used to lie awake in bed at night worrying about my skeleton. i was worried that it might just give up one day and just kind of... collapse, reducing me to a gurgling mass of guts, blood and muscles, wrapped in human skin. my main concern was that this would make going to the bathroom and wearing shorts pretty much impossible.

i'm also pretty worried about it now because holy shit that would suck

[laktoseotto]

please don't be this guy. he is an idiot who sucks.

[higgsbison]

happy glorious 25th of may

[adhdfeelsandmemes]

Everyone: Hey, can you remind me to-

My adhd ass: 

[laktoseotto]

Please do not ever ask me, EVER, to remind you of anything. I'll either forget ut and feel bad about it or obsess over it and write to remind you every 5 minutes like a goddamn maniac. Also please trust and like me.

Please.

[laktoseotto]

what if you could understand what your dog was saying, but he only wanted to give extremely detailed descriptions of what other dog buttholes smell like. also what if you didn't have a dog and were just talking to yourself. also also what if you were banned from the pet store

[kcggggg]

DAMN THATS A GOOD IDEA

[laktoseotto]

I'm making a video game. It's going okay I guess. On the one hand it's really clunky, on the other hand it looks like a sack full of boiled assholes so I feel like it's very Me

[pratchettquotes]

"What mob?" said Magrat.

"We'll organize one," said Nanny.

"You don't organize a mob, Nanny," said Agnes. "A mob is something that happens spontaneously."

Nanny Ogg's eyes gleamed.

"There's seventy-nine Oggs in these parts," she said. "Spontaneous it is, then."

Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

[laktoseotto]

Good news, everyone! I just remembered I have a tumblr account,

[laktoseotto]

I forgot about it again. In my defense I had to buy toilet paper so it's been a really hectic month

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

just reviewed every dumb thing you've ever done and it turns out they were all avoidable and you were at fault and everyone remembers

[noirandchocolate]

I just think it’s fun that the Librarian is one of the longest-running characters in the Discworld series, right alongside Rincewind.  He was in The Colour of Magic!  He appears in so many books, too, in a few of the different book-arcs and even the standalones!

But at the same time, I also think it’s hilarious that the Librarian was turned into an orangutan within the timespan the series covers.  It happened during The Light Fantastic.  And yet by the time of Sourcery and Guards! Guards!, just a few books later, people are just like ‘oh that’s the Librarian.’  It’s not just wizards who accept this as mundane reality, even!  The Librarian goes out on the town regularly enough that many regular Ankh-Morpork citizens have already learned the golden rule which is Don’t Call the Librarian a Monkey, not too long after his transformation!

This is so realistic to human nature tbh, and yet still wild to think about.

[laktoseotto]

Considering what happens when someone calls the Librarian a monkey I can imagine the word gets around pretty fast

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if your friend has a buddy who sucks but they insist on bringing them to events they should have to pay a dowry. they should have to pay a cash dowry

[70sscifiart]

[laktoseotto]

I've seen this movie and the poster makes it look like a fun B-movie romp instead of a joyless piece of shit

[screenshotsofdespair]

[laktoseotto]

Good news, everyone! I just remembered I have a tumblr account,

[screenshotsofdespair]