I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

[domesticated-dragon]

You’re laughing. Venom 2 got R-rating in Hungary because it has homosexual propaganda and you’re laughing.

[demilypyro]

Day 20…. Sold 5600 turnips for 559 bells each.

Bought at 90 each so I had chat math out the exact profit.

[ampersandvich]

[pineapples-are-berries]

Predictive text knows what's up

[amazoogle]

my keyboard

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[e-lodicolo]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[tredlocity]

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

[sushinfood]

[photochoco]

HUH????

[liquidstar]

[thekingandqueenofcheese]

Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak

[atheist-xmas]

Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad

[ryomahoshi-moved-deactivated202]

this is the worst thing i’ve ever fucking read

[egberts]

[surprisebitch]

absolutely stellar

[hyperazraphael]

A girl at my school tried to seduce one of our (super straight-laced) math professors. She ACTUALLY sat on his desk and had a super low-cut shirt on and everything and actually leaned over to him and according to eye-witnesses:

Girl: “Oh professor, I’m really struggling but I would do ANYTHING to pass this class.”

The professor leans in until his face is just inches from hers and whispers in the same seductive tone:

“Study”

Before promptly getting up and walking away just leaving her on the desk.

[xubbs]

“Then study”

[brokebackgf]

why don’t you listen to ‘strawberry blond’ by mitski and maybe you’ll calm down

[dankmemeuniversity]

[asthedeathoflight]

Fun fact: there’s a stellar sea lion at my zoo who is, in fact, in sea lion jail.

This big boy is an absolute GLUTTON for endangered salmon, so he had to be relocated by like idk fish and wildlife ig. But he… came back. So they moved him again. And he… came back. Eventually their only choice was to lock him up in the local zoo.

If you look in his eyes you can see him plotting to get back to that river and eat his fill in forbidden fish once more.

[maywemeetagainprincess]

wheres jake ryan when you need him

[valtsv]

me online: *will talk everyone’s ear off about my interests given the slightest chance*

person i know irl: so what are your interests/hobbies?

me:

[valtsv]

me:

[spicymemesociety]

[devilcroc]

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

[sindri42]

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

[such-justice-wow]

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

[lovenolo]

[iworkinretail-myguy]

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

[gen-zee]

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

[lesbirdan]

[everythingfox]

tag someone to make their day better