Amber Danielle Anderson.

Nineteen - Cheerleader Sophomore @ Columbia University 5'10, amber eyes, ivory skin, with long raven hair. "When people try to use the word slut as an insult it's like, 'What's next? What else you got? 'Cos that's great. Oh so I have sex a lot? Okay. Oh no! Don't say anything else. What do I dress well? Also I don't have a lot of sex, that I know of and even if I did it's really none of your fucking business so, bye Felicia."

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

No, you need those, get under this blanket and calm your nips.

You are the oddest person, but yeah sure I will do that.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

Right, best prize ever.

Thanks I thought of it all by myself. I feel like this is gonna be how I freeze my nipples off.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

I do. What’s my prize?

Me covered in ice cream. That’s been established.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

Yikes. I’m gonna shut up now.

It’s totally fine apparently my tolerance level for you is endless. You should feel special.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

Well… I kinda have this itch down there…

I never said I wasn’t going to sleep with you, you’ve just given me reasons not to.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

What if I told you I did it already….?

Well... You’ve given me like four reasons not to sleep with you in the last ten minutes, what’s one more?

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

That’s not even a good argument. There are tons of people who are blonde with a range of complexions, you know that.

And a lot of people dye their hair blonde that have no business doing it.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

Why not? Blonde’s have more fun.

You do not have the skin complexion to pull off blonde.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

Right. On a lighter note, guess who’s going to be a blond now?

No. No. No. Don’t do that.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

Understandable, sorry if I made you uncomfortable.

It’s fine, just warning next time.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

You sure, you had me worried there for a second. 

I have had sex with like four people, I’m not exactly secure about it, like I am about everything else I do in life.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

Okay… no prob.

Sorry, done being weird.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

Why not, it won’t hurt my feelings, I’m a big boy.

I... just don’t want to.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

No, but a little criticism never hurt. 

I am not gonna do that for a number of reasons.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

It honestly wouldn’t make much of a difference to me, your skills are kinda average.

Do I critique you on how you go down on me?

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

Yes they are.

Not if you want me to ever suck your dick again.

[lambi--anderson]

superxjakehart:

It’s not, but who cares. I was going to say something nasty, but I’m gonna behave.

Good don’t. Jizz jokes are not funny.