if i had a pussy i would try to crush things in it. if i had a penis i would put it in quicksand

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@lambinthelionsden
if i had a pussy i would try to crush things in it. if i had a penis i would put it in quicksand
hey why did the dead by daylight devs give the xenomorph queen so much ass
Hold on I gotta look something up
hold on i also gotta look something up
for reference this is the original xenomilf
and this is the Dead by Daylight version
pikmin gaming
these three tweets tell a better story than almost every media I have ever experienced
angler fish
i think as a writer, the older you get and the more you read, the more you realize there are very few actual truly bad ideas. which is a relief. but! the other thing you learn is that stories live and die on the execution and ha ha. lemme tell you. unfortunately. there are lots and lots of bad ways to execute an otherwise fine idea
Making the bed
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My advice to all 14-16 year olds is to be very careful what music you listen to because it will become a part of you forever
Girls
>the sand in the hourglass representing my life has almost run out
>turns it over
βselect your genderβ except the options are uquiz aesthetics
less of this
more of this
this is what im talking about. thatβs gender
@scentedluminarysoul @stelte23
more gender
Most inclusive option:
[uploads DOOM as my gender]
So fun fact that won't surprise anyone who knows me: I've done this. My job had a inclusivity survey that pissed me off (they included "transgender" and "cis gender" as possible responses for "what's your gender?", alongside "male" and "female"!) but I noticed they didn't put a length limit on the gender field if you selected "other". So...
They didn't accept binary files (which is fine, my gender isn't binary) so I had to base64 encode doom, but even though it froze chrome for nearly 8 hours, I was able to paste a full copy of the Doom install disks into the form.
as a side project while waiting on chrome to unfreeze, I developed a way to encode Doom into PNG files that could safely be posted on Twitter without them being corrupted into JPEGs, as Twitter loves to do.
Anyway, the thread is here, but really all you need is this one screenshot.
Oh my god they ran doom on their gender
[complete thread here]
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we will outlive them
porn bots stop following this dead account please
Can you see it? The centre of this mystery.