The Lamb Mortician

🪦 Funeral Director/Apprentice Embalmer 🪦 ⚰️ Hobbyist OC Artist ⚰️ ⚱️ He/Him⚱️

[lambmortician]

I’ve been getting some new followers and figured it was time for a little “about me” post. So hello, my name is Lamb and here are some fun things about myself!!

[robertfagden]

lets all horrifically torture our favorite characters together Forever

[yui-toast]

[lambmortician]

Faelith, my one of many oblivion ocs 🦄 ✨

[conleches]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

[bellero]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

[bebeseagull]

your mutual who's obsessed with some fucking guy reblogged your post: #im getting real some fucking guy vibes from this

[jlaudio]

how it feels when the thing i like is something i really like and thats because i really like it and it makes me happy to like it

[tealmussel]

It's me and my oc x canon against the world

[notamortician]

also, dunno if I posted it..but meet thea! it/its pronouns

[sharktoaststudio]

I’ve been obsessed with this movie lately! I’m thinking of making these into prints

[rodgriguez]

[mythmagicetc]

moving between hyperfixations is like wow i can’t believe i used to think this song was about that guy when it’s clearly about [guy it’s also not about]

[thehistorychannel]

[lambmortician]

Trying to play oblivion remastered is like pulling teeth I can’t wait to get my new computer

[madirws]

glup... hey guys its been a while !!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

[exhuastedpigeon]

Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.