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lame • uk • capricorn • infj • bisexual • probably just a fandom blog. sometimes I make gifs. sometimes a nightblogger. currently deep in skulduggery pleasant

[saprosappho]

i feel like in a lot of early ya books it’s unrealistic that a, like, eleven year old is the protag and saves the world because firstly have you met an eleven year old and secondly what adult in their right mind is completely comfortable saddling a little kid with the burden of humanity?? but skulduggery pleasant is entirely feasible because skulduggery is absolutely not in his right mind and literally everyone around him tells him so constantly. twelve year old not-even-magic stephanie is like “i want revenge” and he’s like totally understandable you can tag along

[releasemefiend]

I too hate the love triangle that they put in Wednesday but have you considered that it’s absolutely hilarious that these two boys are trying to one up each other and competing over her and Wednesday absolutely could not care less? Girl is out here solving a murder and connecting with her ancestor, she has neither the time nor patience for these ridiculous boys and I think that’s pretty slay of her. Some queen shit if you will

[lia-atreides]

STEVE & ROBIN + talking about movies

[nikothebookdragon]

UK politics work hard but KFC works harder

[lissar-deactivated20220127]

new tag game: the thing you most often pretended to be as a kid—whether it was a horse, a bride, a queen, a specific character, a knight, a lawyer, a baby, anything—is symbolically representative of you currently. what is it for you?

[tlirsgender]

I think it'd be fun if one of these days when the evil overlord type is like "I Need A Queen. To Rule With" one of the little henchmen is just like "um 😳 if I may, sir, I would like to volunteer 👉👈" and overlord is just like. Okay sure you're cute aha

[tlirsgender]

This is gay of course in case it wasn't clear. I do support henchwomen in their career choices but we're doing gay villains here

[tlirsgender]

Or they could both be girls who knows. This trope is usually done with the Evil Man who proceeds to kidnap someone about it but we could have an overlady why not. Girlboss

[azzandra]

Evil Overlady reading outdated Evil Overlord Instruction Manual from the Sexist Old Days: hmm, says here I need to acquire an Evil Queen to assist me in my Rule of Terror and General Administrative Duties. I must follow what the Manual says

Henchwoman who has been wearing increasingly risqué bustiers every passing day of her employment: umm. ma’am. 😳 I would like to apply for that position  👉👈

Evil Overlady: Excellent! This is why I hired you, because you are a Real Go-Getter

[lamestcaptain]

Kinda obsessed with the fact Omen has Fletcher’s phone number.

100/10 can imagine Omen ringing Fletcher at 2am and he picks up, asks if Valkyrie is ok, has something happened and Fletcher is like I just don’t understand what you explained in class earlier and Fletcher would 100% stay up to explain it again to Omen in a way he understands

[honeylavendermilktea]

instead of keysmashing i’m gonna start scatting instead

[honeylavendermilktea]

LMAOOOO SHABA DOOP DAA DADO DAAAP DADO DAABAADABOOP DAAA DADOOP BAADABOOP DAABADOOP DAA

[lamestcaptain]

well heck

[sweetroll]

Bunny Plushies Moodboard

[shouty-y]

@gentle-starlight

[minigenos]

@lamestcaptain

[lamestcaptain]

my favourite sp trope is Valkyrie saying something like “wow I can’t believe mermaids are real?” and skulduggery just being like “of course they are?”

then Valkyrie saying “so hobgoblins don’t really exist?” and skulduggery replying “of course they don’t, what are you saying? Do you still believe in the Easter bunny Valkyrie? St Nicholas? Because that’s what you sound like right now”

[jessebloom]

i hope this show never ends. i hope none of the actors are ever allowed to leave. i hope the plotlines continue to be nonsensical and they keep upending the status quo only for nothing to change. i hope we die. i hope we both die.

[roboco-san]

supernatural... TWO!!

[rainbow-scarf]

In case anyone needs to hear this, the average person does not wake up every day in pain. The average person does not feel like they have the flu every day of their life, and if you, like me, feel sick 24/7 you in fact have a chronic illness. If your doctor is dismissive of your suffering, keep finding doctors and pushing for tests until you get something. It's exhausting and expensive but you deserve whatever comfort is possible for you and your illness

It's jarring to realize your baseline is most people's "sick" but that just makes it all the more important for you to rest and be gentle with your body. You aren't being lazy, you aren't faking your pain. Your disability is real, and you deserve to take care of yourself and make things easier for yourself regardless if you feel like you've "earned" it or if you think it "isn't that bad."

If you are struggling, I see you and I care you so much

[lamestcaptain]

Lucy has a nervous tick, she fusses her wrists when she’s stressed up upset, like she’s trying to ease the skin when they were sore from the handcuffs after Caleb kidnapped her. Tim will take her hands in his and give them a gentle squeeze whenever he notices her “hey, you’re okay. You’re safe, listen to my voice. You’re okay.”

[lamestcaptain]

you can’t convince me skulduggery isn’t an absolute master at tax evasion. he’s honed it to a very fine art and is always willing to share his expertise. every so many months the govt will release some new levy or law and he just laughs because in under 5 minutes he’s already figured a way around it.

the sanctuary once tried to enforce parking permits and fines for parking on sanctuary grounds and it was very quickly scrapped when skulduggery would go out of his way to park in some very high ranking official’s spot in protest

[egberts]

“short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person

[incorrectspquotes]

Fletcher: Hey, can you hurry up? Val just challenged a guy to a duel and someone honest to god handed her a sword.

Tanith: She didn't have her own?