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[blandlava]

how are we feeling, friends??

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[unyieldingsilence]

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[nikothebookdragon]

man tumblr sure is a Place to be right now. half of my dash is all yay pride month and funnies! and then pwhlblr is just having a collective mental breakdown

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[beardedmrbean]

One more in the W column for Japan.

[supersoftly]

Link for extension :3c

[cricketcat9]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[tessville]

the floofy curls

the snuggly towel

all the heart eyes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[negativ00]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

[interplanetary-redacted]

I think Shane's first swear words should have been when he received his first participation trophy or certificate and he just goes "what the fuck is this 😐" very much unappreciative of the concept

[darkestbrook]

[arowitharrows]

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

It's June 5th again!

[whimsicalali]

study

[majnoonathelibrarian]

I dunno why I'm getting so much art today but loving it!

[spacedout925]

GUYSSSSS GUYS GUYS ITS JUNE SECOND

HAPPY "WHO ARE YOU? I LOVE YOU TOO" DAY TO ALL 17776 FANS!

I don't know who you are or anything about you, but I love you so much!

(this quote breaks me every time. there are so many people in the world who i've never met in real life and probably never will who mean the world to me. and to all the people i've never met, thank you for existing too. I love you.)

wait what happened to june 30th-

(there are so many issues with this calendar istg)

[shinywhatsoever]

credit: 보리꼬리 broccoli1221 (x)

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[chryza]

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

[escuerzoresucitado]

[findingfeather]

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

[sashasienna]