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Lampert RP blog!!!

[lamp-in-ikea]

Intro postt

I'm too lazy to actually write a proper intro

Lampert lives in the infinite ikea, but he does usually get lonely. You can interpret Mark and Wallter as his parents, I do not mind at all. He isn't friends with Infected anymore but feel free to interact if ur an infected blog! He doesn't really like any of the people in the elevator since they're all unclean. He's very much a germaphobe.

Lampert uses He/They pronouns.

I just like the silly lamp he's my child

Call the Mod Thunder, It/Null/Any

Yea I'll work on this later.......

[lamp-in-ikea]

What happens if someone were to take your head off🤔🤔🤔

" Please don't. "

[lomuel-ribbccage]

Ok I won't sorry if I made you uncomfortable🥺🥺🥺

[lamp-in-ikea]

it's okay we both don't have friends.. we get each other twin..

@unpl34s4ntgr4d13ntt

" I'm fine! No thank you, I actually have uhm... Those people in Rokea as my friends!! Yeahhhh, sorry........ "

[lamp-in-ikea]

What happens if someone were to take your head off🤔🤔🤔

" Please don't. "

[lamp-in-ikea]

can you perhaps give me a free Marksparv……… (the all-famous alien ikea plush)

" Uhm, sure?? I think there's one somewhere around here...... Ah!! Here it is! "

" There you go, now shoo. "

[lomuel-ribbccage]

thank youuu:3

[lamp-in-ikea]

" No problem..!! "

[lamp-in-ikea]

can you perhaps give me a free Marksparv……… (the all-famous alien ikea plush)

" Uhm, sure?? I think there's one somewhere around here...... Ah!! Here it is! "

" There you go, now shoo. "

[lamp-in-ikea]

why r u so sadfilled depressionmaxxing lol like your friend is right there

- @askscagstuff

" Scag, can you find your ####ING BUSINESS FOR ONCE? Talk to your little robot friend and be GRATEFUL they even remember you because some of our 'friends' here clearly don't. "

( Very touchy subject for poor lampert 💔 )

[askscagstuff]

no need to be meanesque lamp boy

isnt he just @1luvc4tzlolzzzz

[lamp-in-ikea]

" SCAG SHUT UP— "

[askscagstuff]

#matchmaking

[lamp-in-ikea]

" Genuinely I am going to RIP WHATEVER IS KEEPING YOU ALIVE OUT OF YOU. "

[askscagstuff]

i thought i was too dustpilled for u germophobe

[lamp-in-ikea]

" I DON'T CARE YOU ANNOYING TELEVISION. AS LONG AS IT GETS YOU TO SHUT UP FOREVER. "

[lamp-in-ikea]

why r u so sadfilled depressionmaxxing lol like your friend is right there

- @askscagstuff

" Scag, can you find your ####ING BUSINESS FOR ONCE? Talk to your little robot friend and be GRATEFUL they even remember you because some of our 'friends' here clearly don't. "

( Very touchy subject for poor lampert 💔 )

[askscagstuff]

no need to be meanesque lamp boy

isnt he just @1luvc4tzlolzzzz

[lamp-in-ikea]

" SCAG SHUT UP— "

[askscagstuff]

#matchmaking

[lamp-in-ikea]

" Genuinely I am going to RIP WHATEVER IS KEEPING YOU ALIVE OUT OF YOU. "

[lamp-in-ikea]

why r u so sadfilled depressionmaxxing lol like your friend is right there

- @askscagstuff

" Scag, can you find your ####ING BUSINESS FOR ONCE? Talk to your little robot friend and be GRATEFUL they even remember you because some of our 'friends' here clearly don't. "

( Very touchy subject for poor lampert 💔 )

[askscagstuff]

no need to be meanesque lamp boy

isnt he just @1luvc4tzlolzzzz

[lamp-in-ikea]

" SCAG SHUT UP— "

[lamp-in-ikea]

why r u so sadfilled depressionmaxxing lol like your friend is right there

- @askscagstuff

" Scag, can you find your ####ING BUSINESS FOR ONCE? Talk to your little robot friend and be GRATEFUL they even remember you because some of our 'friends' here clearly don't. "

( Very touchy subject for poor lampert 💔 )

[lamp-in-ikea]

" This elevator is a disaster. Not only did Kasper not remember me at all, some random person gave him a photo of us and he acted like he didn't know who I was. Does he really not remember? "

[lamp-in-ikea]

you’re so precious can I hug you pls🥺🥺🥺

" I'm not too much of a fan of hugs..... I don't know where you've been and what germs might be on your body. Thank you for asking instead of just doing, though. "

[lamp-in-ikea]

██ ███ ███████ ████ ███ █████ ██ ██████ LAMPERT?

- @isthatatalkingrock

" Uhm... I don't know how to respond to that, uh.. I don't know your name sorry. "

[lamp-in-ikea]

have you considered working with those faceless workers in Rokea🤔 or have you already tried🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

" I have tried, they are not friendly. They told me to leave the store, so that's why I hide. They're stupid enough to not realize I'm right there. "

[askscagstuff]

" Can you speak normal english for once, Scag? I'm tired of hearing 'i'm blankmaxxing!' or whatever. "

— @lamp-in-ikea

happy birthday lamp man

[lamp-in-ikea]

" Oh, well uhm, thank you for wishing me a happy birthday? It's not my birthday today, it's next month but whatever. I don't get wished it enough. "

[lamp-in-ikea]

" I despise how unclean this elevator and it's riders are, it almost seems as if whoever runs this elevator doesn't care about it's riders getting sick, or the riders themselves. "

[lamp-in-ikea]

" The infinite Ikea get kind of lonely, if only Kasper was still here. "