BreadedClitorus

I have spaghetti on the corner of my mouth

[friendlyrobot]

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team rocket theme & nicki’s verse in monster

[minimalistgrufti]

[the-last-snow-elf]

THIS IS SO ILL

[potterheadofficial]

I AM SCREAMING

[the-night-picture-collector]

Thomas Hoepker, Rush Hour in the New York Subway, 1960

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

me: my wife just gave birth someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne

[moniquill]

[jpechacek]

Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.

[we-are-guildmaster]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

[probsjosh]

What the hell even is the this post

[goys2men]

It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known

[vbartilucci]

The five boxing wizards jump quickly

[copperbadge]

Why zip along quick fam, just relax and vibe.

[entierradefrikis]

[colinquinn]

Me, after coming out of a decade of depression

[ben-yatta]

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

[gabrieldreyfuss]

[earthdad]

this guy is a cinematic genius

[ryanphantom]

this clip gives off an extremely strong gay aura

[thespringhasawoken]

this gets gayer every time i watch it

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

*gets in an uber* hi yeah i know i said i wanted to go somewhere but im actually just going through a hard time rn can you put on some fleetwood mac and take me through a carwash

[blue-240d-deactivated20200202]

fuck lol

[illmaticraj]

Back at my old college there was a student lounge place I affectionately had dubbed “the weirdo lounge” because all the weirdos congregated there. You know those nerds who sit there and all they do is talk about anime, like those reddit pages, wear fedoras and shit? That kinda weirdos. So anyway the tragedy is that the Weirdo Lounge had THE BEST one person couch. It had a little laptop table attached and it was so damn comfy. Plus, it was always somewhat dark in there because of how the windows was positioned. So I’d go there to nap during my break periods. So one day I was napping when someone threw an empty plastic bottle at me and I snapped awake. A white nerdy girl from a few couches down said “I’m so sorry that was intended for my puppy to fetch!” and I’m like “DOGS?!” and I snap awake, that’s when I looked towards my foot and saw a whiteman. Sitting there. Like a dog. With his tongue out. and then he fucking barked. I was so infuriated but I handed him the bottle and he put that shit on the floor and then picked it up with his mouth. And then on all fours, ran over to the white girl and dropped it in her lap. I was so fucking upset.

[mszombi]

This whole post is gold, but for me the best part is “whiteman” being all one word.

[drhds]

Gay Culture is connecting with a dude 1,100 miles away while the 49 year-old father of three exactly .79 miles away is in your DM’s saying he wants to eat your load at the gas station 

[222110]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Nailed it.

[phenomeniallharry-blog]

TEACHER: This line goes in One Direction!

TEACHER: Solve exercise 1D as homework!

TEACHER: The answer to question 1 is D!

ME:

[tagurself]

what the fuck did I just watch

[alcoholicanarchist]

this is what having psychosis is like

[ghost-oakes-deactivated20181221]

This is what having a manic episode feels like

[pikipek-archive]

this is also what happens when you forgot if you took your adderall and take a second one

[ripndipcl]