Dog Enthusiast

Jenna dead inside and craving pasta

[lo-faf-deactivated20250223]

do you think they asked him to pose like this or he just did that

[homoquartz]

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

[gauntletqueen]

my ass???? tonished

[flagellant]

I'm in my sisyphus era but I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of it

[flagellant]

aw hell

[sanacibo]

they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists

[discoursedrome]

If you broaden your horizons just a little, there's a whole world of hobbies out there that destroy your knees instead

[crossroadsbishounen]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

fireflies honestly make me cry a little. out of gratitude and wonder. thank goodness we live in a world with bioluminescence. thank goodness we live in a world where it can fly.

[tailfriend]

they need to make a pocket dimension you can hide in where time doesn't pass and everything is soft

[victusinveritas]

[augustdementhe]

#lowkey I think 'bugs bunny would've worn that' is high praise but that's just me

It didn't occur to me for even a moment that it might not have been. I'll assume it was.

[shrined-deactivated20211113]

*forgets to message back* *forgets to check notifications* *forgets to look through bookmarks* *forgets to check reminders* *forgets to check out [insert content] that i said i would* *forgets to take my phone off do not disturb* *forgets to

[mystrothedefender]

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

[mystrothedefender]

Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark.

[day-dreamersclub]

magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh

[emailmore]

smoking both ends of a cigarette "lady and the tramp style" with a beautiful woman

[disclosureday]

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

[not-mary-sue]

Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school

[zarovich]

sick of it!!! im gonna start attacking and biting things now

[creepish]

ohhhh i see. (does not see)

[oneheadtoanother]

[energyprison]

my swarm of Spine-Tear-Out Drones is finally ready for deployment 

[deathwarlock]

*me leaving my house* you know what honey? You’re right. I need to be more confident. I’m leaving the spine armor at home today