farts are still funny

i'm hannah and there's mac n cheese all over my crawl space

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stevenjackie]

[kotaku]

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[bewbin]

WHEN UR AT HOTEL ROOM N THEY GONNA GOTTA CHARGE U 4 WATER HAHAHAHAHA WTF YA RITEE LMFAOO 😂😂😭😭😆😆👵👵💩💩🔥🔥💦💧💥👀👄👅 #relatable #popularpage #magcon

[muzikalsiren]

that was like a feature-length film

[zephindles]

@toboldlygooooo WE’RE GOING TO LOSE THIS TREASURE, RIP VINE

[whoopsrobots]

College has me so fucked up. Some kid just told me that our final assignments are due in fifteen minutes and my first reaction was acceptance. I don’t even have anything to hand in, it’s worth 30% of my mark and I was just ready to embrace the void. Wasn’t even relieved when he said he was kidding. Nobody can touch this. I’ve surpassed this mortal plane

[weloveshortvideos]

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[everets]

i come back to tumblr and this . this is what i see

[screenshotsofdespair]

[jenniferlawurence]

Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj attend TIDAL X: 1015 at Barclays Center on October 15, 2016 in New York City. 

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

these bitches co-ordinated i’m living!!!!!!!!

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

1918 friends episode

Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

Ross dies of influenza

[debonair-bear-deactivated201804]

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology

[memewhore]

[offeldotter]

[literallysame]

[thatssodes]

I wonder where she is now

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

She is an attorney now…dragging these hoes in the court of law! Go awf Sophie!

[latadelixo]

[skrillex-band-deactivated201606]

chilling

[kitchentable]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

[are-you-even-gluten-free-bro]

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

and this

until I did my hair this morning and 

oh

welp

you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

[are-you-even-gluten-free-bro]

I’m reblogging this post without all the salty, racist commentary because I’m sick of looking at it. please spread this around again in its pure form for posterity.

[hotboytev]

What’s funny is that white people thought they were hats/crowns 😂

[esiuqram]

ESIUQRAM

[robosaurusrex]

Here’s a really good post about this.

And here’s some pictures of the Afar people, who still live on the horn of Africa today.

Cool, huh?

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

Beautiful

[jasoncanty01]

People thought it was Hats and Crowns? How could they not see hair?

[ohgodshesloose]

The same reason archaeologists, upon finding a woman’s skeleton in the grave of a famous Roman gladiator, immediately wondered where the gladiator’s skeleton was: Old Straight White Man™ brand denial.

[vaspider]

Same way they denied the Really Gay Egyptian Tomb, too. It’s kind of a Thing.

This post is amazing, I’m so glad it exists. I have learned.