Lana Del Daddy Issues

The air up here is thinner and my altitude is higher than your IQ. 

[afghanproverb-deactivated202412]

Be a good person, but don’t waste time proving it.

(via afghanproverb)

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[egrlfrnd-deactivated20231228-de]

This has been my thanksgiving.

[glitchnoiz-deactivated20210516]

I was the frappachino

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[geckghost]

[theinturnetexplorer]

God bless you Elan, you are my hero.

[difficult]

[meme-meme]

[ruinedchildhood]

mermaid man

[hardnope]

[puresapphirehiddeninthesand]

[nitrogen]

(18+)

[lopmon]

When you already passed out at the party but then your song comes on

[glitterdivas]

[nintwentydo]

this image is so important for america

[actualdogvines]

[joshpeck]

my kind of content

[snazziest]

The munching sound omg

[austinmeowdodge]

when ur backpack too lit

[theshellshack]

[meanplastic]

Who did it better?

[yivialo]