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ffxivcryptids

is this… a tree? [beheads someone]

Ten-Chi-Jin

‘How many weeb signals can I spam and still look cool?’

The answer is a lot.

#ffxiv #ff14 #my screens #my boy #miqo'te #NINJA #BEYAAAATCH

salparadisewasright-deactivated

#ooc #Muse things

fiontan-ffxiv

@lancedloser got a new ‘helm’ from Lerran. He loved it. It’s a rusty blue bucket with a hole, and wire.

#my boy #MY BEAUTIFUL BUCKET BOY #art

qarajin-borlaaq

”Let go.”

Something dark crept forth from the recesses. A cold numbness, like steel untouched for an age. Unfeeling, uncaring, blocking all empathy for whatever reaction he might have to the takeover. Brilliant gold eyes burned from somewhere in the depths, an echo of the color that bled into the jewels on the hilt of the blade itself. The pain of the battles already fought, the thrill of a mortal fear, the all-consuming rage of injustice and loss… they were as drops of blood in the ocean, dissipating and becoming one with the whole. The only remaining feeling was the emptiness that dragged him under and held him captive within his own mind. She eased his grip on the handle

She was in control now.

—

Next thing he knew, he was drowning. That feeling, that horrible feeling, burst forth from the darkest corners of his mind and latched onto the deepest parts of his consciousness. Zakhira’s voice echoed throughout his body, the coldness of its tone chilling his fingertips and weighing down on his breath. The rising feeling, ripping through his stomach, finally revealed itself as he felt control of his body leave him.

Fear.

He was frozen in fear.

(( @lancedloser‘s A’lek Lanza and my own Djinn in the Sword, Zakhira. Full size please! This one is detailed! ))

#others screens #ffUCK THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT #my boy

qarajin-borlaaq

Moodboard; A’lek Lanza ( @lancedloser )

#Tagged biz #my boy #Muse things #holy s h i t dude

rhalgrart

Finished commission for @adanceofblades! Thank you again!

art | picarto | ko-fi | commissions OPEN

#art #yyyyOOOOO

wamirul

Have some Valentines cards, courtesy of yours truly. Guaranteed to at least start a conversation.

bilbo-the-science-bro

@spamemail9001 this was crafted specifically with you in mind

girldick-official

@bilbo-the-science-bro when they say keep it wrapped, I don’t know if they meant to use iron.

veximala

@lancedloser

#Tagged biz #ooc #that's my BOY

adanceofblades

I may or may not have been inspired by @qarajin-borlaaq >_>

qarajin-borlaaq

Yeah, ‘cause I definitely didn’t invite the whole free company into taking scantily-dressed screenshots or anything.

qarajin-borlaaq

Update: got most of the squad now. @rakasoandpopotoadventures, me, @kazial-anatia-ffxiv, @adanceofblades @bayaqud

qarajin-borlaaq

And then there’s this guy. @lancedloser

lancedloser

You called?

#FFXIV #Tagged biz #ooc

IC Class Knowledge - A’lek Lanza

D I S C I P L E S O F W A R

Being a mercenary requires a broad range of combat styles to employ on the fly, should the need arise - and that goes hand in hand with proficiency with different weapons. A’lek’s well known in his free company for his odd style of fighting, throwing himself around his weapon as much as he throws it being a prime example why. Movement is key in his battlefield, but if he’s forced to sit still.. That’s when the greatsword starts swinging.

Gladiator || Paladin: | Unskilled | Novice | Adept | Expert | Master |

Marauder || Warrior: | Unskilled | Novice | Adept | Expert | Master |

Pugilist || Monk: | Unskilled | Novice | Adept | Expert | Master |

Lancer || Dragoon: | Unskilled | Novice | Adept | Expert | Master |

Rogue || Ninja: | Unskilled | Novice | Adept | Expert | Master |

Archer || Bard: | Unskilled | Novice | Adept | Expert | Master |

D I S C I P L E S O F M A G I C

While A’lek has magical talent, the usage of such during combat often leads to him blowing himself up rather than the enemy. As such... He doesn’t use it often.

Conjurer || White Mage: | Unskilled | Novice | Adept | Expert | Master |

Arcanist || Summoner || Scholar: | Unskilled | Novice | Adept | Expert | Master |

Thaumaturge || Black Mage: | Unskilled | Novice | Adept | Expert | Master |

D I S C I P L E S O F T H E H A N D

With how often he fights, the upkeep and maintaining of armor and weapons has mostly fallen into his own two hands naturally over time. His... Somewhat disturbing need for helmets lead him to improving his armorwork, so that he could improve and create his own.

D I S C I P L E S O F T H E L A N D

Having worked in Gridania for a few years, A’lek would eventually come to know his way around the most commonly known plants and how to use them. He also came to know about a certain poisonous berry, but he’d rather not go around them again. Ever.

Tagged By: @qarajin-borlaaq

Tagging: Pretty sure everyone that’s following me has already done it, but if you haven’t -- go ahead!

#meme machine #my boy

A’lek Character Tropes

Bold What Applies

Asskicking Equals Authority / Mama Bear / Respected by the Respected / Cut a Slice, Take the Rest / Half-Human Hybrid / Achilles’ Heel / Nigh-Invulnerability/ Soul Jar / Kryptonite Factor / Involuntary Shapeshifter / Voluntary Shapeshifting/ Kaleidoscope Eyes / Asshole Victim / Anti-Hero / Ideal Hero / Kill All Humans / Organic Technology / Ridiculously Human Robots / Become a Real Boy / Ambiguous Robots / Magical Eye / Magic Music / Lady of War / Expressive Hair / Spoiled Sweet / Battle Ballgown / Cute Bruiser / Cheerful Child / Rapunzel Hair/ Dark Action Girl / Mind Virus / Theme Music Power-Up / Epiphany Therapy/ Rich Bitch / Aloof Big Brother / Stalker with a Crush / Driven by Envy / Always Second Best / I Lied / Big Brother Instinct / Fake Memories / Shell-Shocked Veteran / Jerk with a Heart of Gold / Noble Demon / The Power of Love / The Love Slap of Epiphany / The Power of Friendship / Good Thing You Can Heal / The Power of Hate / Remember That You Trust Me / Dark Is Not Evil / Lovable Alpha Bitch / Split Personality Takeover / Dying Alone / Heroic Sacrifice / Loners Are Freaks / Go Mad from the Isolation / NEET / Do Not Taunt Cthulhu / Curb-Stomp Battle / Cry for the Devil / Cradle of Loneliness / Desperately Craves Affection / Hates Being Touched / Because You Were Nice to Me / No Sense of Personal Space / Et Tu, Brute? / Go Out with a Smile / Artificial Limbs/ Apocalypse Maiden / Enemy Within / Badass / Freakiness Shame / Abusive Parents / Defied Trope / Fluffy Tamer / Nightmare Fetishist / Bad Dreams / Talking in Your Sleep / Death Seeker / The Dreaded/ All of the Other Reindeer / Heroes Prefer Swords / One-Man Army / Lightning Bruiser / Sanity Slippage / Roaring Rampage of Revenge / White Hair, Black Heart / Light Is Not Good / Unstoppable Rage / Too Clever by Half / Younger Than They Look / Older Than They Look / Well-Intentioned Extremist / Smug Super / When She Smiles / Bad Powers, Good People / Big Brother Worship / Emotionless Girl / 100% Adoration Rating / 0% Approval Rating / Magical Girl/ Laughing Mad / My God, What Have I Done? / Sickeningly Sweethearts / Ill Girl/ Bandage Babe / Too Good for This Sinful Earth / Brilliant, but Lazy / Motor Mouth / Beauty Mark / Psychopathic Manchild / Voice of the Legion / Mad Scientist / Our Zombies Are Different / A-Cup Angst / The Hedonist / Big Breast Pride / Absolute Cleavage / Blue Blood / Cold-Blooded Torture

Tagged by: @adanceofblades (Thanks B)

Tagging: Whoever hasn’t done it and wants to.

#meme machine #my boy

Battle Quotes - A’lek Lanza

Battle Intro: “I was trying to avoid fighting, but if you’re so eager to dig your own grave...”

Victory: “Sit down.”

Defeat: “Is not feeling your legs normal after a fight? Yeah? I hope it is.”

Tie: “Phew... Good news is I’m not dead. That’s a plus.”

Taunt: “I’ve fought dodos that shove harder than you! Show me something interesting!”

Reacting to Taunt: “...You really should stick with fighting. Words seem to dull when they come out of your mouth.”

Perfect Victory: “And that, my friend, is called being ‘styled on’.”

Tag Quotes

Assist: “Miss me? What am I saying -- of course you did.”

Your muse down during Assist: “Damn it all... I’m coming, hold on!”

Using item: “Let’s hope this does its job.”

Healing/Buffing: “I’m not done here yet, and neither are you. Just a little further!”

Tagged by: @qarajin-borlaaq (my boiiii)

#meme machine #my boy

qarajin-borlaaq

Jin has a new new little guy to travel with. At first she thought he’d be dinner, buuuut… he’s sorta cute. Or just too small to eat.

His name is Od. It means ‘feather’.

( Thanks @elezendad ;;u;; I love him!! )

#others screens #aaaaaaay

qarajin-borlaaq

This is what happens when your muse is shot and you can’t write for shit.

(( feat. @kazial-anatia-ffxiv ))

lancedloser

Problem solved

#ooc #my boy #others screens

qarajin-borlaaq

Me, a DRG: This fight is kinda hard, better play it safe.

Me to me: Pop Blood for Blood.

(( feat. @lancedloser …as Evil Jin. ))

#ooc #d o i t #others screenshots

qarajin-borlaaq

So we cleared the last boss of the 70 dungeon without a healer. I went in blind. :’D

PLD: @kazial-anatia-ffxiv SAM: @adanceofblades DRG: @lancedloser DRG: me (designated floor tank)

lancedloser

3 DPS. 1 TANK. ONE DUNGEON. ONE DREAM.

#ooc #others screenshots #my boy #my... fantasia'd boy but my boy

rainesage

Don’t fucking talk to me if this isn’t your rotation on every class, cowards

rhalgrsreach

shitf dfcuk. i gotta. i gotta edit my guide now holyshit

rainesage

idiot nerdass noob tjhere is no goide only BOOT SHINE

rainesage

so because some FOOL brought this to my attention again here’s a tip for you monk mains to survive 4.0 stormblood of the expansion

You see this move? Use it and you wipe dumb dumb, you have no brothers yoshi p killed them you use this? instant -1000dps might as well move to east coast get kicked from raid group BOOTSHINE IS GOD if i ever dare see you press anything but this anywhere godbert will instanyl delete your character and eat your food

#ooc #only good rotation but SOMEONE removed cross class #guess my dps will be trash from now on :/

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